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GodZillary Vs. the Rudymonster.

Candidate wars in NYC

Godzillary | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Rappin' Wit Da Fah-thas.

George Washington really kickin' it.

Founding Fathers | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Yeah, I Can See That...

"Hillary Clinton said... that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008."

--Jay Leno

Six of One, Half a Dozen of The Other

"You all excited about the 2008 presidential election? There's some interesting potential matchups. For example, Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. ... On the one hand, you have a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems. Or, you have a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems."

--David Letterman

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

An Inconvenient Truth #3

"Things aren't looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she's just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing."

--Jay Leno

News Flash! Saddam's Papers Found.

Too Close For Comfort.

The Liberal Media is all abuzz of late about unfounded rumors involving McCain and a perky blonde lobbyist who always seemed to be close by him at all times in the past.

Of course, the Liberals have little to say about a rumored lesbian connection between Hillary and Huma Abedin, her campaign aide d'campe.

It has also come out that Obama rubs shoulders and hobnobs with members of the American Communist Party and the International Socialist movement. If Liberals want to play the "guilt by association game" with McCain, then we should be asking Obama about his close ties to people who desire the overthrow of our government.

It's all friendship, he insists, and that he hasn't been influenced by hardcore Marxism. If you believe that, I've got a piece of swampland in Florida I want to sell you. As the old saying goes, "if you lay with dogs, you'll get fleas."

Read about here at Accuracy In Media. [link]

The "Choice" Illusion.

Over at Red S. Tater he talks about how the liberals have given my home state of Oklahoma an "F" rating for recent Pro-Life oriented bills before the Assembly. (Red helps me keep abreast of what's happening in the Oklahoma scene.)

Here's the funny thing: liberals want a woman to "choose" whether or not to kill her child, then they oppose homeschooling and insist she doesn't have the right to "choose" how to educate it. They say that government has no business in a mother's womb, but then they say that government knows best when she disagrees with liberal curriculum they cram down the child's throat in class.

Like Red, I'm pretty proud of that "F," if it means more lives will be saved. Every day, I thank God that my mother "chose" life.

Four Out Of Five Liberals Use Biased Numbers.

Evangelicals are leaving the G.O.P. in droves, so says a recent "poll" by the Center for American Progress Action Fund, a “progressive” think tank. Examine the poll closely and you'll see logical fallacies and research flim-flammery.

Nowhere in the surveys did they ask Democrats themselves after leaving the polls what their religion was, and the results trumpet that "evengelicals vote Democrat" when it's well known that a small minority of Christians already have done that for years anyway. HARDLY what I call any "proof" that evangelicals are making a mass exodus of any kind.

What they want to accomplish with such jerry-mandered numbers is anybody's guess, though I assume they think that other evangelicals will leave the G.O.P. if they see them. Christians should feel insulted that liberals don't give them credit enough to ignore phony liberal surveys.

Read the article here at Real Clear Politics. [link]

Insert Foot "A" Into Mouth "B"

Charles Barkley is well known for ever-spewing idiocy from his thick, wooden, athlete skull.

This week Mr. Barkley is true to form. He said on CNN [link] that conservatives are "fake Christians," and the very sight of a conservative makes him "want to puke."

I believe is was Christ who said "judge not, that ye be not judged." Let me be honest: Professional athletes are PHONY ROLE MODELS. Their drunken, coke-fueled, orgiastic lifestyles are common knowledge.The very sight of an NBA basketball player makes me think "promiscuous whore-monger."

The very sight of Charles Barkley makes me want to puke.

Evidence Exhibit B.

Those who doubt my words about Islamo-barbarism are welcome to read the information on this website:

SAVE NAZANIN [link]

This website has a picture, further down the page, of an Islamic woman hanging from a crane. Only Islamo-Fascists can rape a woman and then condemn her to death for adultery. Only Islamo-Nazi's give lashes to nine year old girls because their mothers force them into prostitution.

My Pastor certainly never taught me to do that.

It Doesn't Surprise Me.

In response to my ongoing sarcastic remarks about The So-Called Religion of Peace, some moron left a comment saying that I would answer in judgment for my words, and that day would happen sooner rather than later.

Of course the moron was too much of a coward to identify himself. I say he's a moron because making threats like that only proves my point, that his kind are heathen, barbarous killers with no civilized grace to commend them. I rest my case.

Democrat In Republican Clothing

The conservative blog-o-sphere is all abuzz of late, about how many, MANY conservatives are VERY unhappy that McCain is now the heir apparent to the G.O.P. nomination throne. All the conservative pundits and talk show hosts are opening up full throttle and giving voice to the displeasure. The beef many conservatives have with McCain is his voting record as a Senator over the last decade or so, which is colored a shade of PINK that is too close to The Left for many people's comfort.

Read about all the hubbub in this article at Newsweek. [link]

To appease the feelings of betrayal, the McCain organization is trying to reach out to stalwart G.O.P. conservatives. The outreach does have its limits, as anonymous staffers have indicated they really have no concern about whether the stalwarts are happy or not. In this blogger's opinion they had better be careful, because constituents have been known to revolt and cross party lines, just to spite a candidate who spurns them or take them for granted.

Ann Coulter indicated that she just may do so. She quipped recently that she would rather campaign for Hillary than McCain, and when Newsweek asked just how serious she was about the ultimatum, she remained coy.

Bill Clinton won twice because many voters were turned off by visibly weak, mamby pamby moderates the G.O.P. insisted on fronting. It seems to this blogger that in the next election, a Clinton just may win again for the exact same reason.

This article at "Stop The A.C.L.U." [link] details more of McCain's Communist Pink leanings and actions in The Senate.

Remember, Only Liberals Are Allowed Free Speech.

Here in America, it's perfectly alright for the Communist group "Move On Dotorg" to call General Patreus a liar and a traitor, but if a news commentator makes a remark about Chelsea Clinton, he gets suspended and their is hell to pay.

Read about it in this article at The Washington Post. [link]

The commentator was only expressing concern over the Clinton's heavy use of Chelsea's support for their campaign, and he asked rhetorically whether or not she was being "pimped out." Although the choice of words may not have been the best, I still believe in essence that the question is still a valid one. Are the Clintons over-using Chelsea, in the same way an organ grinder uses a trained animal to draw crowds at a circus?

By asking such a question, the commentator and I are actually trying to express CONCERN for Chelsea and her interests. All of that is lost on her parents, who care more about stifling conservative speech while they holler about free liberal speech.

If liberals can call Gen. Patreus a traitor and a liar and get away with it, then conservatives should be allowed to question the Clintons about their craven over-use of other people. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Glorious Shining Path Maoist For Progress Makings

One of my absolute most favorite websites out there is "Engrish.com" They feature photographs of signs, logos, labels, and directions from foreign countries that include badly translated English subtitles. China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong have a section all their own on the website. Let me share with you some examples:

"QUASI-MODO NEED NOT APPLY"

"NO THANKS, I'LL JUST HAVE SOME ORANGE JUICE..."

**** TWO THUMBS UP! -- THE NEW YORK TIMES ****

I CAN'T HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT...

"IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DIGIORNO..."
(have you tried the White Pumpkin Pizza? Good Stuff, Maynard...)

"Know Your Enemy" -- Sun Tzu

Just for the fun of it, once in a great while I zip through a liberal or communist website or two. This evening I was perusing the English edition of The Daily Pravda, from Russia. They had an interesting article about Hillary Clinton, and it included this interesting little tidbit:

Hillary Clinton became involved in a scandal about having a lesbian affair with her personal aide Huma Abedin. A new book by Edward Klein, ‘The Truth About Hillary’ is said to make some claims about Hillary Clinton having lesbian relationships.

It's not as if that was any big surprise, but it's nice that someone in the Left wing press actually acknowledges it for once. Read the article HERE. [link]

Yeah -- What HE Said...

Every time I see the liberal media glorify the craven cowardice of traitorous Defeat-O-Cratism, I am reminded of one of my favorite quotes:

"A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one."
--Alexander Hamilton

Another Inconvenient Truth.

The liberal media is all aflutter over alleged CIA torture on secret planes and hidden bases. They speak very little about torture, disemboweling, and execution that routinely goes on in China and occupied Tibet.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4491026.stm

Where are the "peace marches" and "awareness raising" and all the rest of the touchy feely liberal activist garbage? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. None of them care about innocent Chinese citizens squashed by the Communist government.

The only thing liberals care about is whining and crying to save terorrists who bomb, shed blood, and destroy.

I'm Offended That They Took Offense.

Muslims are going ape-shit over the presence of a drawing at WIKIPEDIA that fully depicts the Prophet Muhammed. (The image at right is from an ancient text written by a Persian Muslim.)

"The image is an offense to our sensibilities," states an online petition by Muslims to have the picture removed.

Excuse me? Offends their sensibilities? What about images of planes crashing into buildings that fall and grind thousands of people into hamburger? Those images offend MY sensibilities!

Usually Wikipedia is a spewing fountain of liberal crap, but for once they did the right thing, and refused to remove the images. I refer you to a brief article over at "Little Green Footballs." [link] Of course, in all the hub-bub, nobody mentions all of the Islamic websites out there by the thousands that spew out all sorts of blasphemy and disrespect about Christianity. Liberal Islamo-lovers always ignore those.

For the sake of historical enlightenment, let me refer you to a website that discusses the use of Muhammedan images [link] throughout history. Many of the images on the site come from Islamic texts, themselves. I'll be the first to admit that Christianity has more than its share of hypocrisy, but for Chrissakes, this Islamic Pharisee-ism takes the cake.

Let me suggest a hostage deal: We'll remove all images of Muhammed's head, if Terrorists agree to stop removing heads.

Run That By Me Again?

A thought occurred to me as I pondered the recent terrorist trend of using women as suicide bombers. It's one of those little questions of no consequence that just nag at you, like why is the hot water always on the left side of the faucet.

If a martyr in Islam is supposed to get 72 virgins in the afterlife, what in the world does a woman martyr do with those virgins? I guess that if she's lesbian it all works out, but what happens if she's straight? Does she get 72 young boys?

Talk about EEWWW.

I realize that by posing the question I have now made myself a target, but I just couldn't resist.

Oh, So THAT's Why..

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.

Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: A Mirage

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.

Q: Why do French women eat garlic?
A: To keep the French men away.

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of beer, I don't know."
-- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

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In a post on her blog, Debbie Schlussel gives a review of the movie "Raping Europa," about the Nazi art plundering in WW2. She makes a comment about the French that I find very interesting:

"We see how the French went out of their way to save various works from the Louvre and smuggle them into the countryside. We meet the French "art resistance" spies who worked for the Nazis at the Louvre, while they secretly reported back to others the fate of various artworks."

"A question not asked in the movie, but which should have been, is why France cared so much about its art, yet so little about its Jews. Sadly, although this movie is fascinating and interesting, its attitude is that saving art is perhaps more important than saving lives (Jewish or not)."

I rest my case.

Pharisees and Saducees #2

JOHN KERRY
OUT HUNTING,
RIFLE IN HAND.

So-Called Islamic "Peace" #20

In all the years I went to church and to Sunday School, never once did I hear my pastor tell me to brainwash women and teens into committing suicide bomb attacks against innocent people in crowded market places, just like insurgents are now doing in Iraq. Yet liberals across America call Christianity a "hate" religion, and hailing Islam as a "peaceful" religion.

Because Coalition forces have so few women assigned to work the security units, Islamic-Iraqi insurgents have been using women and teens to run suicide bombing missions. Read it here in the article at Yahoo! News. [link] I fail to understand how anyone can call that a religion of peace.

Of course, people from the Leftist Defeatocrat Traitor Lobby holler that these people are defending their country from our invasion. My answer is that our invasion was to defend American from their terrorism. I really don't care whether W.M.D. were found or not. I support our troops because the Islamic world needs to know that after 9-11, American will do what America needs to do, in defending our interests and the safety of our people.

Regardless of what Liberal Traitors want to call our presence in Iraq, there's one thing I can assure you -- we won't be sending mentally handicapped women into a market with explosives strapped to their chests, rigged to go off by remote control. That's what the insurgents did this week. My pastor never taught me such cowardice.