Dihydrous Monoxide, The Colorless Menace.

Here's one for the GreenPeace Nazis. There's a new environmental movement, campaigning for a global ban on Dihydrous Monoxide. This stuff really is widespread, and I for one support legislation on this normally liberal moon-bat issue.

• In some places, DMHO precipitates from the sky and collects in the streams, rivers, and lakes.
• Cancer tissue can contain significant levels of DMHO.
• In heated gaseous form, DHMO can cause burns.
  
• 95% of people who die will have ingested DHMO in the previous 12 hours.
• 86% of people who die while swimming have been found to have DHMO in their lungs.
• Nearly all canned soups contain DHMO.
  
• DHMO can be found in most sodas, beers, wines, and juices.
• Many athletes ingest DHMO to improve their performance.
• Too much DHMO in the system can cause bloating and frequent urination.
  
• Most household cleaners contain DHMO.
  
• Electrical circuits cannot operate properly when exposed to DMHO.

Folks, this stuff truly is dangerous, and we have to act now.

• Get the facts on DHMO. [link]
• Sign the online petition to ban DHMO. [link]