Saturday, January 31, 2009

Tom Hanks Says "Mormons Are Un-American"

A couple of weeks ago, celebrity moon-bat Tom Hanks said that Mormons who oppose gay marriage in California are "un-American." It's a typical liberal communist technique -- if the election doesn't go your way, get nasty and call names.

Ok, Tom. Let's talk about names, shall we? If you believe that the voting majority in California should be forced by government to accept something they don't want, what does that make you? If you believe that religion should have no role in people's personal voting decisions, guess what?

TOM HANKS, READ MY LIPS: YOU ARE A GODLESS PAGAN COMMUNIST.

Tom whines that "discrimination" should not exist in codified form. Throughout their entire history Mormons have been discriminated against, but they are still loyal to the government, and they still fight for the sanctity of families.

  • Mormon pioneer blood stains the states of Missouri and Illinois where U.S. citizens drove them out, and the Federal Government did nothing.
  • Mormon pioneer blood and bones lie strewn all about the American high plains when U.S. citizens drove them all the way to Utah, while the U.S. Government did nothing to stop it.
  • The U.S. Government complained about Mormon polygamy after The Civil War, then threw into prison the very men that polygamous children relied upon for food and support.
  • The U.S. Government siezed (stole) the Mormon Church's assets, threw many of the leaders and family fathers in jail, occupied Salt Lake with Federal troops for decades at the close of the 1800's.
  • The U.S. Government demanded that the Mormons supply men to help them fight an illegal war to steal Texas from Mexico. Mormon veterans were given absolutely nothing for their trouble.
  • Mainstream Mormons abandoned polygamy over 100 years ago, when U.S. courts denied Mormons their constitutional right to freedom of religion. The American public blames the Mormon mainstream for the excesses of roque splinter groups, who real Mormons have absolutely nothing to do with.
  • Mormon bones lay all over the Pacific ocean, from Pearl Harbor to Iwo Jima.
  • Mormon blood stains the beaches of Normandy in the name of Allied victory. (Ironically Normandy is the place where Tom Hanks wore a costume and *pretended* to be a soldier for multi-million dollar salary in a movie.)
  • Mormon blood stains the mountains of Korea, the jungles of Vietnam, and the deserts of Kuwait and Iraq.
  • Mormons thrive among the ranks of wounded and dis-abled veterans.
  • Mormon engineers helped design the technology U.S. armed forces have fought with for decades.
  • Mormon soldiers sat dutifully by in the Nevada deserts, wearing cheap goggles, while the U.S. government tested nuclear explosions in front of them (and this includes my father, who has cancer as a result.)
  • Mormon workers helped industry to supply our troops for decades.
  • Mormon workers have helped build our national economy and infrastructure.
Given that list, which is by no means complete, I can safely say that MORMONS HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO CAMPAIGN PUBLICLY AND VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE IN ANY AMERICAN ELECTION OR REFERENDUM.

Mormons have just at much right to campaign publicly as do Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Louis Farakan, Rev. "goddam America" Wright, hippie-peacenik Quakers, liberal Jews, and Latin-American Marxist Catholics (I fully respect *conservative* Jews and Catholics.)

For some reason, Tom Hanks believes that only LIBERAL religions are allowed to be political. THAT, my friends, is just so much PRAVDA-FODDER from an UN-AMERICAN CELEBRITY COMMUNIST.

I only wish I had the power and resources Joe McCarthy had. I would drive all Un-American, Celebrity Communists like Tom Hanks all the way out of the country. I would ship Communist Tom Hanks to Korea or Cuba, where he can enjoy his beloved Communism to his heart's content.

Bruce Regrets His Capitalism

Bruce Springsteen, a.k.a. "The Boss" (or Soviet Party Boss, in this case,) recently expressed regrets about a marketing deal his people struck with Wal-Mart. Read about it at The Star Tribune.

It seems that the very idea of being in bed with a notorious capitalist merchanizer didn't sit well with his communist fans. The poster-child for peace pansies claims that his people didn't pay attention as closely as they should have to these things.

All the while, Bruce's personal cash register is going to be sounding "ka-ching" from the sales of his greatest hits CD. We can't have a champion Vietnam communist aider and abetter doing something that takes advantage of American capitalism, now can we?

Bruce's denial, blaming his people, is just so much Pravda fodder. He knew the whole time what he was doing. When he got called on the carpet by the commies, he had to blame somebody.

Finally Got Some Cajones


Well, yahoo -- FINALLY!

The Republican Congressional Delegation finally grew some!

It's been all over the news how the 'Pubs voted unanimously against President Hussein's great big stimulated "package."

We can now say, for the moment at least, that the 'Pubs finally grew packages of their own and actually stood up to the Democrat Porkbarrell Juggernaut. How long this moment of clarity will last, is anybody's guess, but at least it's a small comfort that takes a little bit of the sting out of recent defeat.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Yeah -- What HE said!


President Hussein recently indicated to Congressional Republican Leaders his displeasure with conservative radio commentators, especially Rush Limbaugh. Read the article here. [link]

When Rush commented on the center-leaning weakness of the Congressional Republican Leadership, they basically told him to back off. They told him (basically) "what do you know? you're a commentator. You're not experienced in real government."

In return, Rush said that it is not commentators they need to worry about. He said they need to worry about alienating the conservative voters who elected them and expect them to stay true to conservative principles, rather than caving in to Obamessiah's Holy Charisma.

"Conservatives want leadership from those who claim to represent them. And we'll know it when we see it,” says Rush. "[Obama is] obviously more frightened of me than he is Mitch McConnell. He's more frightened of me, than he is of, say, John Boehner, which doesn't say much about our party."

Truer words were never spoken.

If I've said it once about the Republican Party, I've said it a million times: get rid of all the geriatrics, New England white-shoes, bathroom gays, Bohemian Grove spooks, and all the moderate "appease-nik" pansies.

PURGE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, NOW.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Senator Stuart Smalley Steals The Show.


Turnabout is fair play.

All these years liberals have been publicly charging their unproven libel that Bush stole his election, and they get away with it. Well, guess what? Why can't we say that Al Franken Stole his Senate seat, in Minnesota?

When Franken's election theft gets looked at much closer, it has the fingerprints of George Soros ALL OVER the bribe money. [link]

Forget the fact that a second-rate comedic hack from Saturday Night Live will be voting on items of international security, foreign affairs, and economic policy. It seems that in America all you have to do to win a senate election is go live in a favorable constituency with a very small number of voters, lie like hell throughout the campaign, stuff the ballot boxes like hell, and then shout "prove it!" when called on the carpet.

I can see it now -- Al Franken, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. The very idea is a contradiction in terms. I can just see him lecturing the CIA "you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" I'm sure he'll tell them to stop their co-dependent behavior, and to recite the twelve steps at daily intelligence briefings.

In lighter news, it seems that Al Franken's alleged election raised the stock price of the companies who produce glass cola bottles. Al Franken eye glasses are all the rage now.

Say What, Now?

During his candidacy, Barack Obama attended a luncheon honoring a certain gay military officer for his support of homosexuals in the military. At one point in the program, the audience arose and saluted the officer. Barack stubbornly stayed still in his chair.

When asked why he refused to stand and salute, Obama said:

"Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you said FLAG..."

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A certain Republican candidate did poorly in the 2008 elections, and went to consult with a fortune teller.

"What do I have to do, to win respect and power in this country?" the candidate asked.

The Fortune Teller gazed long and hard into her crystal ball. After some time, she answered:

"Change your last name to Kennedy, hide your original birth certificate, refuse to salute the flag, and organize youth basketball in Chicago..."



Damn Foreigner

"Barack Obama was joined on stage by Bruce Springsteen in Ohio [recently]. There was one tense moment when somebody in the audience yelled out, 'Born in the USA!' And Obama said, 'For the last time, yes, damnit, I was!"

--Jimmy Kimmel

Open Declaration of War

The Presidential Campaign of 2008.

A year that will live in infamy.

While moderate weenies in the Republican Party slept at the wheel, the Democrat enemy attacked the character of Pres. Bush and VP candidate Sarah Palin with all the deviousness, viciousness, and savagery they dared use in public to annihilate their good names and public standing.

The savagery of the smear campaign against Sarah Palin was particularly odious and disgraceful. What is worse, the liberal media supported these attacks with every resource they could gather, and they got away with it. Scot-free. No consequence whatsoever.

As a conservative blogger, I refuse to sit idly by while this injustice goes down completely ignored and un-adressed.

I HEREBY DECLARE OPEN WAR OF OPINION AGAINST THE CHARACTER OF ANY AND ALL LIBERAL MOONBATS I CAN MANAGE TO RIDICULE, MOCK, AND SHAME, USING EVERY AMOUNT OF SARCASM, PARODY, CRITICISM, AND RIDICULE I CAN GATHER.

I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE INJUSTICE PUT UPON SARAH PALIN IS AVENGED.

I challenge and implore all conservative commentators everywhere to join the fight to reclaim the good names of our best Republicans. This war will involve more than just liberal moonbats. It will include all moderate sell-outs in the Republican Party who are merely Democrats in sheep's clothing.

I intend to carry on this war of mockery long after the life of this blog is finished. I will use every avenue available to me to mock and harangue liberal moonbats in public, for as long as I live.

So Mote It Be.

Friday, January 09, 2009

WAITING FOR HUSSEIN'S BIG "STIMULUS PACKAGE."




It seems that lately, Congress had a hard time choking it down, and rejected most of it "out of hand."

Monday, January 05, 2009

Reverend Wright Caught With Pants Down.

This is an old news item from last fall, but I really wonder just how many liberals out there are aware of it. How much did the Liberal media cover it? Nada.

It seems that President Hussein's former pastor Rev. "God Damn America" Wright has developed a distinct taste for WHITE MEAT. For months he consorted with 37 year old Elizabeth Payne, a Caucasian church secretary.

Read about it here at The New York Post. [link]

Naturally, the woman lost her job and her marriage, but little if anything happened to Reverend Wright. I'm not surprised. It's ok, because he's liberal, and he damns America. That gives him a free pass with the media. We're talking the same media the crucified Sarah Palin's daughter about her pregnancy.

I don't know whether or not God will "Damn America," as Reverend Wright says, but I'm pretty sure I'm scripturally correct when I say that God damns lying adulterers, EVEN IF THEY ARE LIBERAL.