Open Declaration of War

The Presidential Campaign of 2008.

A year that will live in infamy.

While moderate weenies in the Republican Party slept at the wheel, the Democrat enemy attacked the character of Pres. Bush and VP candidate Sarah Palin with all the deviousness, viciousness, and savagery they dared use in public to annihilate their good names and public standing.

The savagery of the smear campaign against Sarah Palin was particularly odious and disgraceful. What is worse, the liberal media supported these attacks with every resource they could gather, and they got away with it. Scot-free. No consequence whatsoever.

As a conservative blogger, I refuse to sit idly by while this injustice goes down completely ignored and un-adressed.

I HEREBY DECLARE OPEN WAR OF OPINION AGAINST THE CHARACTER OF ANY AND ALL LIBERAL MOONBATS I CAN MANAGE TO RIDICULE, MOCK, AND SHAME, USING EVERY AMOUNT OF SARCASM, PARODY, CRITICISM, AND RIDICULE I CAN GATHER.

I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE INJUSTICE PUT UPON SARAH PALIN IS AVENGED.

I challenge and implore all conservative commentators everywhere to join the fight to reclaim the good names of our best Republicans. This war will involve more than just liberal moonbats. It will include all moderate sell-outs in the Republican Party who are merely Democrats in sheep's clothing.

I intend to carry on this war of mockery long after the life of this blog is finished. I will use every avenue available to me to mock and harangue liberal moonbats in public, for as long as I live.

So Mote It Be.