More Notable Quotes

"Barack Obama said [earlier] that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over.

Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!'

Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'"
–Jay Leno

"Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office, directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors."
--Jay Leno

"[Earlier], President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week."
--Jay Leno