What He Said

"Rushification of the GOP is inevitable ... because no one else is acting like a Republican leader."

-- Conservative organizer Richard A. Viguerie

Purge The Republican Party -- NOW.

G.O.P. Chairman Micheal Steele recently apologized publicly for criticisms aimed at popular talk show host Rush Limbaugh, calling Rush's material "incendiary" and "ugly." I suspect he did this only because he had to.

It seems to me that the voice of Pres. Hussein is talking through Micheal Steele's mouth. It seems to me that Mr. Steele would be better suited as Chairman of the Democrat Party, for he is speaking their words.

• Rush's words are no more ugly than the garbage that Micheal Moore and his Liberal cronies fling out, like just so much fecal matter being tossed by Liberal monkeys swinging in their Darwinian trees.
  
• His words are no more ugly than Rosanne Barr calling Israel "nazis" for shooting back at Hamas.
• His words are no more ugly than all the vicious bile the Liberal press heaped upon Sarah Palin.

Just for once, I would love to see a Republican Party that wasn't Democrats in sheep's clothing.

Rush had this to say about Mr. Steele:

"Why are you running the Republican Party?" Limbaugh asked on his radio show. "Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds? ... I would be embarrassed to say that I'm in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it's in. If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it's in, I would quit."

Purge the Party, NOW.

You're No Lincoln

In recent speeches, President Hussein has continually waxed romantic about the historical legacy of Abraham Lincoln, desperately trying to wrap himself in Lincoln's mantle, the same way Reagan wrapped himself in the same American Flag that Pres. Hussein refuses to salute.

Pres. Hussein pointed to Lincoln's desire that Confederate veterans be forgiven and allowed to return to their farms to work in peace. Hussein said in effect we all need to be nice to one another in politics, "like Lincoln." Basically he was pointing a finger a Conservatives for working against him, implying that Conservatives should be "nice" like Lincoln and go along with Hussein's half-baked programs.

Here are some facts about Lincoln that President Hussein conveniently ignored:

• Lincoln declared a draft, threw all draft dodgers in jail, and kept them there indefinitely without trials. This doesn't reflect proper "liberal values."
• Lincoln did the same with public critics against the Union war effort. He also suspended Habeas Corpus in the process. Not very "liberal," either
  
• Lincoln was a Republican who would never would have authorized a multi-trillion dollar pork barrel package, like President Hussein.
• People that Lincoln said we should be nice to eventually shot and killed him anyway.
• LINCOLN AUTHORIZED THE "SCORCHED EARTH" CAMPAIGN OF GEN. SHERMAN, LEAVING VAST SWATHS OF THE SOUTH IN UTTER RUIN AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STARVING.
  
• Lincoln authorized Gen. Sherman to burn Southern cities to the ground, with live humans dying in the flames, many of whom were black. Definitely NOT NICE, regardless of the Union cause.

President Lincoln did whatever was militarily necessary to protect the Union from attack. President Hussein is privately negotiating appeasement with terrorist nations, instead.

Mr. Barack, YOU'RE NO LINCOLN.

Socialist Waste and Corruption.

The Attorney General of North Carolina is calling Bank of America onto the carpet for paying out bonuses while it is receiving bailout funds from the government. Read about it here at Reuters. [link]

This is the whole reason I oppose Socialism with every fibre of my being. No sooner has government money been doled out, than it is now lining the pockets of corrupt cronies.

Now that we see how the bank bailout has been wasted, my question is this: since we know that medicare is a cash sinkhole, and the bank bailout is a crony festival, what makes people thing that socialized medicine is going to be any better?

Proof Is In The Pudding.

Asian investors aren't falling for the Hussein Porkbarrell Dance.

According to the Associated Press, Asian markets have fallen recently after President Hussein unveiled his stimulus plan. Like most groups of seasoned, well trained investors world wide, they are very skeptical of any plan offered by our community-basketball-organizer-turned-President.

Asian investors, who are trained in economics, finance, and the school of hard knocks, can smell a rat when they see it.

Wall street also fell on the unveiling of the plan, which shows that at least a FEW investors there have some smarts to recognize a boondoggle when they see it.

Stimulus Package In Print

The Gospel According to Ron.

"Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets......Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." -- Reagan

$120,000? Oops. Didn't See That.

Senate Democrat Tom Daschle understated his taxes in the past by at least $120,000. This from a guy who sits on Senate committees that oversee the IRS.

Conflict of interest? According to the Demc-Rats, none at all.

Now President Hussein wants to make him the Health Secretary (Associated Press). When Senate G.O.P. members called Daschle to account, his basic response is "it was a mistake. Nobody's perfect." I'm no senator, but my elementary school math is good enough to tell me when my calculations are off by $120,000.

This is the same legislator who crusaded in '98 for "no mercy" prosecution of tax-cheats (Breitbart TV). It seems that bathroom gay Republicans aren't the only HYPOCRITES. The 'Pubs just wanna have fun, while the Dems want to legally crucify people for doing what Dems routinely get away with.

So, does that mean if I cheat on $120,000 worth of taxes, I can get away with saying "oops?" Probably not. I'd get locked up in Ft. Leavenworth faster than you can say "Montana cult-compound."

President Hussein is still firmly intent on appointing Daschle as Health Secretary. It's a throwback to the days when President Bubba got caught playing with cigars, and all the DemonRats shouted "character doesn't count!"

President Michelle Makes Tour

Picking up where President Hillary left off during Bubba's reign, President Michelle Obama has set out on a "listening tour" of government departments, stumping up support for Vice President Barack's legislative agenda.

She just recently spoke with the Department of Education, and says she plans to visit other departments in the following months. Read about it at Yahoo News. Fairly soon, I'm sure we can expect President Michelle to announce her own cabinet picks.

In other recent news, conservative bloggers have started to call for "seperation of spouse and state."

We're Now Pinker Than The French.

A recent article by the International Herald Tribune mentions how people in France are bugging their government to issue pork barrel spending "Just like Obama in America." So far the president of France has refused.

This means that President Hussein's election truly IS historic -- we are now more socialist than the French are! Who would have thought there would be a day when we would out-socialist the French, such that they would want to follow us?

I wouldn't be surprised if statues of Robespierre started popping up around Washington D.C. before long.

Tom Hanks Says "Mormons Are Un-American"

A couple of weeks ago, celebrity moon-bat Tom Hanks said that Mormons who oppose gay marriage in California are "un-American." It's a typical liberal communist technique -- if the election doesn't go your way, get nasty and call names.

Ok, Tom. Let's talk about names, shall we? If you believe that the voting majority in California should be forced by government to accept something they don't want, what does that make you? If you believe that religion should have no role in people's personal voting decisions, guess what?

TOM HANKS, READ MY LIPS: YOU ARE A GODLESS PAGAN COMMUNIST.

Tom whines that "discrimination" should not exist in codified form. Throughout their entire history Mormons have been discriminated against, but they are still loyal to the government, and they still fight for the sanctity of families.

• Mormon pioneer blood stains the states of Missouri and Illinois where U.S. citizens drove them out, and the Federal Government did nothing.
  
• Mormon pioneer blood and bones lie strewn all about the American high plains when U.S. citizens drove them all the way to Utah, while the U.S. Government did nothing to stop it.
  
• The U.S. Government complained about Mormon polygamy after The Civil War, then threw into prison the very men that polygamous children relied upon for food and support.
  
• The U.S. Government siezed (stole) the Mormon Church's assets, threw many of the leaders and family fathers in jail, occupied Salt Lake with Federal troops for decades at the close of the 1800's.
  
• The U.S. Government demanded that the Mormons supply men to help them fight an illegal war to steal Texas from Mexico. Mormon veterans were given absolutely nothing for their trouble.
  
• Mainstream Mormons abandoned polygamy over 100 years ago, when U.S. courts denied Mormons their constitutional right to freedom of religion. The American public blames the Mormon mainstream for the excesses of roque splinter groups, who real Mormons have absolutely nothing to do with.
• Mormon bones lay all over the Pacific ocean, from Pearl Harbor to Iwo Jima.
• Mormon blood stains the beaches of Normandy in the name of Allied victory. (Ironically Normandy is the place where Tom Hanks wore a costume and *pretended* to be a soldier for multi-million dollar salary in a movie.)
• Mormon blood stains the mountains of Korea, the jungles of Vietnam, and the deserts of Kuwait and Iraq.
• Mormons thrive among the ranks of wounded and dis-abled veterans.
  
• Mormon engineers helped design the technology U.S. armed forces have fought with for decades.
• Mormon soldiers sat dutifully by in the Nevada deserts, wearing cheap goggles, while the U.S. government tested nuclear explosions in front of them (and this includes my father, who has cancer as a result.)
  
• Mormon workers helped industry to supply our troops for decades.
• Mormon workers have helped build our national economy and infrastructure.

Given that list, which is by no means complete, I can safely say that MORMONS HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO CAMPAIGN PUBLICLY AND VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE IN ANY AMERICAN ELECTION OR REFERENDUM.

Mormons have just at much right to campaign publicly as do Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Louis Farakan, Rev. "goddam America" Wright, hippie-peacenik Quakers, liberal Jews, and Latin-American Marxist Catholics (I fully respect *conservative* Jews and Catholics.)

For some reason, Tom Hanks believes that only LIBERAL religions are allowed to be political. THAT, my friends, is just so much PRAVDA-FODDER from an UN-AMERICAN CELEBRITY COMMUNIST.

I only wish I had the power and resources Joe McCarthy had. I would drive all Un-American, Celebrity Communists like Tom Hanks all the way out of the country. I would ship Communist Tom Hanks to Korea or Cuba, where he can enjoy his beloved Communism to his heart's content.

Bruce Regrets His Capitalism

Bruce Springsteen, a.k.a. "The Boss" (or Soviet Party Boss, in this case,) recently expressed regrets about a marketing deal his people struck with Wal-Mart. Read about it at The Star Tribune.

It seems that the very idea of being in bed with a notorious capitalist merchanizer didn't sit well with his communist fans. The poster-child for peace pansies claims that his people didn't pay attention as closely as they should have to these things.

All the while, Bruce's personal cash register is going to be sounding "ka-ching" from the sales of his greatest hits CD. We can't have a champion Vietnam communist aider and abetter doing something that takes advantage of American capitalism, now can we?

Bruce's denial, blaming his people, is just so much Pravda fodder. He knew the whole time what he was doing. When he got called on the carpet by the commies, he had to blame somebody.

Finally Got Some Cajones

Well, yahoo -- FINALLY!

The Republican Congressional Delegation finally grew some!

It's been all over the news how the 'Pubs voted unanimously against President Hussein's great big stimulated "package."

We can now say, for the moment at least, that the 'Pubs finally grew packages of their own and actually stood up to the Democrat Porkbarrell Juggernaut. How long this moment of clarity will last, is anybody's guess, but at least it's a small comfort that takes a little bit of the sting out of recent defeat.

Yeah -- What HE said!

President Hussein recently indicated to Congressional Republican Leaders his displeasure with conservative radio commentators, especially Rush Limbaugh. Read the article here. [link]

When Rush commented on the center-leaning weakness of the Congressional Republican Leadership, they basically told him to back off. They told him (basically) "what do you know? you're a commentator. You're not experienced in real government."

In return, Rush said that it is not commentators they need to worry about. He said they need to worry about alienating the conservative voters who elected them and expect them to stay true to conservative principles, rather than caving in to Obamessiah's Holy Charisma.

"Conservatives want leadership from those who claim to represent them. And we'll know it when we see it,” says Rush. "[Obama is] obviously more frightened of me than he is Mitch McConnell. He's more frightened of me, than he is of, say, John Boehner, which doesn't say much about our party."

Truer words were never spoken.

If I've said it once about the Republican Party, I've said it a million times: get rid of all the geriatrics, New England white-shoes, bathroom gays, Bohemian Grove spooks, and all the moderate "appease-nik" pansies.

PURGE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, NOW.

Senator Stuart Smalley Steals The Show.

Turnabout is fair play.

All these years liberals have been publicly charging their unproven libel that Bush stole his election, and they get away with it. Well, guess what? Why can't we say that Al Franken Stole his Senate seat, in Minnesota?

When Franken's election theft gets looked at much closer, it has the fingerprints of George Soros ALL OVER the bribe money. [link]

Forget the fact that a second-rate comedic hack from Saturday Night Live will be voting on items of international security, foreign affairs, and economic policy. It seems that in America all you have to do to win a senate election is go live in a favorable constituency with a very small number of voters, lie like hell throughout the campaign, stuff the ballot boxes like hell, and then shout "prove it!" when called on the carpet.

I can see it now -- Al Franken, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. The very idea is a contradiction in terms. I can just see him lecturing the CIA "you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" I'm sure he'll tell them to stop their co-dependent behavior, and to recite the twelve steps at daily intelligence briefings.

In lighter news, it seems that Al Franken's alleged election raised the stock price of the companies who produce glass cola bottles. Al Franken eye glasses are all the rage now.

Say What, Now?

During his candidacy, Barack Obama attended a luncheon honoring a certain gay military officer for his support of homosexuals in the military. At one point in the program, the audience arose and saluted the officer. Barack stubbornly stayed still in his chair.

When asked why he refused to stand and salute, Obama said:

"Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you said FLAG..."

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A certain Republican candidate did poorly in the 2008 elections, and went to consult with a fortune teller.

"What do I have to do, to win respect and power in this country?" the candidate asked.

The Fortune Teller gazed long and hard into her crystal ball. After some time, she answered:

"Change your last name to Kennedy, hide your original birth certificate, refuse to salute the flag, and organize youth basketball in Chicago..."

Damn Foreigner

"Barack Obama was joined on stage by Bruce Springsteen in Ohio [recently]. There was one tense moment when somebody in the audience yelled out, 'Born in the USA!' And Obama said, 'For the last time, yes, damnit, I was!"

--Jimmy Kimmel

Open Declaration of War

The Presidential Campaign of 2008.

A year that will live in infamy.

While moderate weenies in the Republican Party slept at the wheel, the Democrat enemy attacked the character of Pres. Bush and VP candidate Sarah Palin with all the deviousness, viciousness, and savagery they dared use in public to annihilate their good names and public standing.

The savagery of the smear campaign against Sarah Palin was particularly odious and disgraceful. What is worse, the liberal media supported these attacks with every resource they could gather, and they got away with it. Scot-free. No consequence whatsoever.

As a conservative blogger, I refuse to sit idly by while this injustice goes down completely ignored and un-adressed.

I HEREBY DECLARE OPEN WAR OF OPINION AGAINST THE CHARACTER OF ANY AND ALL LIBERAL MOONBATS I CAN MANAGE TO RIDICULE, MOCK, AND SHAME, USING EVERY AMOUNT OF SARCASM, PARODY, CRITICISM, AND RIDICULE I CAN GATHER.

I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE INJUSTICE PUT UPON SARAH PALIN IS AVENGED.

I challenge and implore all conservative commentators everywhere to join the fight to reclaim the good names of our best Republicans. This war will involve more than just liberal moonbats. It will include all moderate sell-outs in the Republican Party who are merely Democrats in sheep's clothing.

I intend to carry on this war of mockery long after the life of this blog is finished. I will use every avenue available to me to mock and harangue liberal moonbats in public, for as long as I live.

So Mote It Be.

WAITING FOR HUSSEIN'S BIG "STIMULUS PACKAGE."

It seems that lately, Congress had a hard time choking it down, and rejected most of it "out of hand."

Reverend Wright Caught With Pants Down.

This is an old news item from last fall, but I really wonder just how many liberals out there are aware of it. How much did the Liberal media cover it? Nada.

It seems that President Hussein's former pastor Rev. "God Damn America" Wright has developed a distinct taste for WHITE MEAT. For months he consorted with 37 year old Elizabeth Payne, a Caucasian church secretary.

Read about it here at The New York Post. [link]

Naturally, the woman lost her job and her marriage, but little if anything happened to Reverend Wright. I'm not surprised. It's ok, because he's liberal, and he damns America. That gives him a free pass with the media. We're talking the same media the crucified Sarah Palin's daughter about her pregnancy.

I don't know whether or not God will "Damn America," as Reverend Wright says, but I'm pretty sure I'm scripturally correct when I say that God damns lying adulterers, EVEN IF THEY ARE LIBERAL.

He Learned This From American Liberals

"Whenever a terrorist goes by, this is what

American Democrats do!"

Liberal Media Gloats Over Madoff

The Liberal media, which is endlessly sentimental about non-whites, immigrants, and muslims, can scarcely conceal their contempt for the Jewish heritage of Bernard Madoff. Anti-semitism is another example of liberal hypocrisy.

Madoff is under indictment for perpetrating a $50 billion Ponzi scheme that fell apart earlier in 2008. True to form, the Liberal media is literally going out of their way to hype the fact that he is Jewish, playing into old European money-changer stereotypes. Read about it here. [link]

This is only a recent example of Liberal ethnic hypocrisy involving Jews. Read more about it at American Thinker. [link] If Liberals ever had any moral high ground about race, they completely toss it aside with their Islamo-loving anti Semitism.

Merry Zionist Crusader Holiday from Achmed the Dead Terrorist

What Smoking Problem?

"Presidential candidate Barack Obama says he's going to quit smoking. Which is good news for Hillary Clinton. Now that he's breathing down her neck, she won't have to worry about second-hand smoke." --Jay Leno

They Gives Us The "Shoe," We'll Give 'Em The "Finger"

An Iraqi journalist threw his shoe at President Bush in a recent news conference. Displaying a shoe at someone is considered a gross insult in Iraqi culture. For all of the crap they give back at America, I say we should have let the Iraqis rot under Saddam.

Here's what I have to say to Iraq about that.

Biased Poll Blames Religion

The Public Policy Institute, a well known fountain of gushing socialist propaganda, issued the results of their latest so called poll. They say that religion is to blame for the loss of proposition 8 in California. Read about it here at the Associated Press. [link]

I seriously doubt that in the Socialist Republic of California, which voted for Obama by a landside, there are really that many conservative religious persons. I expect that there would be far more East Asian guru religions, Quakers, and Wiccans in Commie-fornia than there would be any Christians. What the Institute is really trying to say is "blame the Christians! Target THEM!" It's so obvious it makes me laugh.

If the poll results are reliable, which is doubtful, why does it matter what voters' reasons were? Who cares? The voice of the majority has spoken. That's what happens in a Democracy. It's time that liberals stop trying to blame lack of support on conspiracy theories about religion supposedly trying to subvert control over the country. It's time that liberals accept the fact that people, religious or otherwise, don't want to be forced into decisions by strong-arm protest-politics.

There is nothing in the constitution that forbids individual citizens. from having religious reasons for their voting choices. Nothing. In fact, somewhere buried in the document that atheists ignore, is a quaint old fashioned little concept called "freedom" of religion.

If the people of California oppose gay marriage, then that's what it is -- no more, no less. Stop whining about religious conspiracy theories and accept the fact that the majority has spoken, regardless of what their reasons are.

"So-Called" Peaceful Islam #24

Around the world, muslims are "supposedly" condemning the terrorist attacks in Mumbai. Read about it at ABC News. [link] Muslims are whining that the atrocity could "tarnish" their "image."

YA THINK?!

If Islam was truthfully concerned about their image, they should have considered that before they left behind an ocean of spilt blood across two thousand years of history. If they're worried about their image, they should stop killing women at the drop of a hat, and stop killing Danish cartoonists in the street, and stop blowing things up. That would go a LONG way toward helping their image.

Just stop committing the THOUSANDS of violent Islamic acts they commit every year. It would really help, it would.

Saudi Arabia is going through its usual two-faced public act, where they condemn the violence in Mumbai while they still secretly send aid to the Muslims in Kashmir who are responsible. Muslim terrorists are giving the usual excuse: "don't blame us -- blame the policies of Western nations toward us." That makes about as much sense as a rapist who blames women for simply being available.

There is only one thing I can say about Muslim complaints about their image:

BULLSHIT.

So Called "Peaceful Islam" #23

Muslim gunmen have gone on a wild killing spree in the city of Mumbai. Witnesses describe the horror of watching people get shot in front of them. Comandos from the Indian government are struggling to keep order, foreign travellers are warned to stay away.

Read about it here at CNN. [link]

Comentators are saying there's only one direction for fingers to point: Pakistan. It has long been suspected that they harbor terrorist groups in their mountainous interior. Few doubts remain now.

My Christian Sunday School pastor never taught me to burst into a hotel lobby with machine guns blazing, mowing down innocent people, in the name of religion. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: ISLAM IS A SCOURGE UPON HUMANITY.

Gospel According to St. Ann

Always good for an awesome quote, let me share with you the latest from Ann Coulter:

I'll accept the results of the presidential election, if you anti-Proposition 8 die-hards in California accept the results of that vote. Earth to protestors: Most Americans oppose gay marriage. On this, even blacks and Mormons are agreed! Why don't you people go find something useful to do?

Could'nah seddit better myself!

Hillary's Next Move.

It's all over the news that negotiations are underway to appoint Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. Read about it here. [link]

Sources say that Hillary is still deciding whether or not to take the job. I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for her, having to deal with a hard defeat in the primaries, and then being passed over for the Veep spot on the election ticket. I can imagine that for Hillary, the Secretary of State spot must appear to be simply an "also-ran" booby prize meant to mollify her and her supporters. I can understand her reluctance to take the spot, if she has any.

While that may well be the case, if I were Hillary I'd still take the Secretary of State spot, though I would never take anything less. While it is not as flashy or as public as being President, I would dare say that the position itself can potentially be as powerful as, or maybe even more so than, The White House itself. History has given us a number of examples.

Insiders are advising The Obomination not to appoint her to the post, because they recognize full well the very point I just discussed. It's a move that will open up a can of worms that they don't want to deal with. However, it seems that the Democ-RAT-ic party doesn't fully grasp the consequences of NOT providing Hillary's camp with enough of the spoils of war. Hillary still commands a very sizeable following within the party, many of whom are still unhappy about the way things have turned out for her. It would be wise not to alienate them any further.

If the Demonc-RAT-ic Party does anlienate Hillary's followers, that could very well play into Republican hands. The G.O.P would stand to regain some ground in future elections if the Dems are divided against themselves enough. Now all we need is for the Republican Party to start fielding at least a FEW candidates who aren't on portable oxygen, wanted before a committee, chanting cultic mumbo-jumbo in college frat-houses, or having gay sex in public bathrooms.

My wife is good friends with the wife of a former Republican Congressman here in Oklahoma. He told us that he declined to run for re-election to Congress because of his deep dissapointment with all of the corruption and shenanigans he saw, and I don't blame him. Unless the G.O.P. gets their heads out of The Bohemian Grove and their keisters out of the gay bathrooms, they are never again going to reclaim the ground they lost.