Friday, December 28, 2007

This Is Just Too Much.

I ended up Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @#% Off when I came across this one.

Folks, it seems that some of the barristas working at Starbuck's Coffee believe they are being oppressed. They're feeling downtrodden. Pouring liquid into a cup all day is such horrible, awful work.

Let me introduce you to......(drum roll, please).....THE STARBUCKS UNION! [link]

I'm dead serious -- I am not making this up. I came across it today in a web search. Yes friends, we need to help our coffee pouring comrades in their fight for easier working conditions! We must have compensation for chipped nails! Onward, labor, onward!

And Now A Message From Our Sponsor.



















HAPPY "CULTURALLY-SIGNIFICANT DAY" SEASON!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Swallowing Camels, Straining At Gnats.


Jesus railed against the Pharisees, who would nit-pick at trivialities in Rabbinical protocol and then ignore weightier matters of the law.

In a time when conservatives need to be closing ranks and helping one another, they are instead imploding into a mess of accusation and recrimination over minor matters, while liberals and liberal organizations all across America literally get away with murder. (For example, there is the fact that workers for P.E.T.A. repeatedly get caught killing animals in their euthanasia death vans, then dumping massive amounts of dead pets into public waste receptacles, creating a bio-hazard pollution problem that GreenPeace would throw fits over.) Let's not forget the multi million dollar salaries that some members of the P.E.T.A. executive ranks earn. Who's making account of where it comes from? Why isn't any of it going to save animals?

Rather than focus our conservative efforts in exposing liberal corruption and fraud, we are instead attacking churches and pastors. I'm referring of course to the recent probes by Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, chasing after evangelicals like a man possessed. Our generals are stabbing our own Praetorian Guard in the back, rather than fighting off the Huns and Visigoths clamoring at our gates. Now grant you, there may be a number of churches who just might really need to be audited, be let the liberals do all that. Why waste our time on it, when we can let liberals waste theirs?

Just how thoroughly are conservatives going after LIBERAL CORRUPTION? It's very easy to find, all we have to do is look.

Let me refer you to this humorous article by Michele Malkin, about recent liberal corruption scandals. These are scandals that for some reason have been "put on ice" by conservatives, when really we should be hounding them to the ends of the earth.

Islamic Capital Crime -- Getting A Manicure

If a sweet, innocent bride in Iraq wants to look pretty on her wedding day, she has to do it in secret. She has to get her beauty work done in underground, back alley salons. If she gets caught, local Islamo-Nazi's will blow her up. If they're in a good mood, they'll only shoot her.

Read about the thriving underground beauty salon industry in Iraq, in this article by Yahoo News.

In "The Art of War," philosopher Sun Tzu wrote: "If your enemy is quick to anger, seek to infuriate him."

Since we see that the beauty of women makes the Jihadi-Nazi's so angry, we must do all we can to help Islamic women get what they need to beautify themselves as much as possible. We need to be flooding Iraq with VOGUE and COSMOPOLITAN by the plane-load. We need to open up bikini boutiques and bridal shops. We need to send them lingerie and prom dresses. We need to get Jose Eber to pack up his scissors and blow dryer and parachute him behind enemy lines.

In the 1960's, American Liberals chanted "question authority" as their mantra. Maybe it's time we spread that abroad. Liberals should be on the front lines of questioning authority in Iraq, they should be marching the streets throwing around shampoo samples. A little known fact of history is that few autocratic regimes can survive the mass disapproval of their women. Empires rise and fall on the support of their wives, mothers, and sisters.

Lipstick Divas of the Iraqi people, arise!

"Just Say No."

For those of you who are tempted to give in to the excesses of the pop star lifestyle, Nelly Furtado has some wonderful advice.



Thursday, December 20, 2007

Western Decadence, Part Two.

In earlier posts I discussed how we should do to militant Wahabins within Islam the very same things that atheistic liberals do to Christian authority. Corrupt them with modern culture.

Let me introduce you to a pair of singers who call themselves "Milk and Honey."

When you click on the embeded videos below, you'll see that they are aptly named. Yowza. These young ladies are becoming successful singing Arabic hip-hop (for lack of a better description of the genre.) This is the kind of thing I am talking about. We need more of this stuff, tons more, and we need to saturate the Taliban world with it, BY THE PLANE LOAD.



Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Pharisee Chavez

Whenever you deal with any kind of left wing government that is always visibly critical of the United States, inevitably you will always find a white-washed sepulchre piled to the brim with filth, rot, and bones.

In recent days, loyal supporters of Hugo Chavez and his socialist administration have been calling for him to come clean about rampant corruption. They are publicly calling upon him to "cleanse the inner vessel." Chavez is refusing, naturally, just like any bombastic communist blow-hard would do.

Read about it in this article at The Miami Herald.

It remains up to us as right wing bloggers to publicly call out such baloney and shenanigans, because the liberal journalists in America sure won't do it. They're too busy trying to ram through congress laws specifically designed to silence conservative bloggers and conservative talk radio.

So Called "Glorious Socialist Progress" #19

In recent days, Chinese authorities have cracked down on Internet dissidents, ahead of the impending government sponsored mass advertisement called the "Olympic Games."

Read about the plight of Mr. Wang Dejia, who was recently arrested for his words on the internet, in this article at Yahoo! News.

It makes me laugh, just how COWARDLY the Soviet Chinese government is.

They're so afraid of people who criticize them on the Internet, they arrest them all and jail them indefinitely, without habeas corpus or timely trial, and they execute many. The only crime these people are guilty of is words on a computer screen. The big, mighty, glorious, "progressive" socialist state of China is afraid of mere words, the way a little child fears shadows in the closet.

While police departments around the world deal with REAL criminals like murderers and drug traffickers, China cares more about executing students, poets, and philosophers. The real injustice is that we continue to pour billions of dollars of trade into their pockets, then issue mamby-pamby resolutions in the U.N. reprimanding North Korea for the same things we ignore in China.

Such hypocrisy boggles the mind.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Congressional Inquiries Into "Waterboarding."

Sacre Bleu! Such Scandal!

It seems the Burgomeisters over in Belgium are choking on their chocolates, because a disaster has occured. They have crowned a Miss Belgium who doesn't understand a lick of Dutch. She speaks only French, Czech, and English. (Oh, is THAT all....) Now just what is the world coming to, these days?

Read the article at Yahoo! News.

They should count themselves lucky, really. Thanks to our illustrious, communist-filled education establishment, OUR beauty queens can barely even speak their OWN language. (Have a heart.... Ebonics isn't easy, you know!)

I hope they haven't done a background check -- they just might find her posing nude in Playboy with one of OUR beauty queens, after a night in the tank for D.U.I.

Someone I'd Like You To Meet.

Several years ago, I was working at Clear Channel Communications here in the Oklahoma City Metro. I served at WKY and KTOK as a lowly, humble control board operator. During my time there I had the wonderful opportunity to observe Mike McCarville in action on his radio program a number of times.

Mike is one of those rare gems who can really get down to the brass tacks on conservative issues, yet still maintain an "aw shucks" kind of folksy demeanor to balance it all out. He has a wonderful sense of humor. As I watched him and listened to him on a number of occasions, I thought to myself that he really should get some national attention. I noticed that nowadays he is being carried much farther around, and I hope the trend continues.

In the mean time, please be sure to take a gander at his blog:

http://wwwtmrcom.blogspot.com/

Monday, December 10, 2007

WHAT IF?......


"It was me, the gunman, and God." [link]

That's how volunteer security guard Jeanne Assam described the crucial instant she drew her small side arm, facing down a psychotic assassin carrying assault weapons.

The recent shooting deaths at New Life Church in Colorado Springs underscores the obvious. What if no one was there, with a licensed side arm, to stop the killer the way Mz. Assam did? What if?

The pastor of the congregation credits Jeanne with saving at least 100 lives, through her bravery that day.

If our laws prevented Mz. Assam from carrying her weapon, 100 people may have died.

This is why I believe in my Constitutional right to bear arms -- to protect myself and my loved ones, the way this lady protected the public.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

They Said It, I Didn't (#4)

Civil rights activist Andrew Young recently said, and I quote:

"[Bill] Clinton has probably gone with more black women than Barack [Obama]..."


Read the article HERE. [link]

At least he hasn't driven a car off a bridge with a secretary inside.

Illiterate Degenerate.

I was goofing off on the internet today. It's interesting the kind of things you can find. For instance, the whiny bitch-fit Kanye West threw when he didn't get any awards at a recent ceremony.

Kanye West backstage tantrum at VMA'S.

Not much to see on it, but the audio track is a perfect example of his arrogant crudeness.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More So-Called Chinese "Progress"

When you buy a Turkey this holiday, read the label carefully. If it's from China, don't touch it.

In a recent article at Yahoo News, Chinese authorities admitted to having shipped turkeys to the U.S. that had been fed with lead and date rape drugs.

You just gotta love such glorious Socialist "progress."


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

More Than He Bargained For.

It seems that Barack Obama is having some trouble dealing with women, these days. He has described Oprah's audience as mindless zombies. Nowadays he's engaging in a nasty war of words with Hillary.

From what I have seen, any time you go head to head with irritating, bossy, abrasive women, you'll loose. Barack should be careful. He just may end up listed on the "Clinton Trail of Death," right up there next to Vince Foster and various dead luminaries in Arkansas. People who cross the Clintons have a strange way of dying under questionable circumstances.

At the very least, Hillary will definitely raise her fur and bare her claws if Barack doesn't watch it.

The Body Count Lingers.

October 12 marked the tenth anniversary of the strange death of Ron Miller, the Norman, Oklahoma businessman whose unexplained death prevented his testimony before a committee of the U.S. House of Representatives. His testimony would have led to, at the very least, severe embarrassment to the Clinton Administration, especially Clinton’s ex-Chief of Staff Thomas F. McLarty and the first lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton....[full article here]
Ghosts of the past keep haunting. It seems the "Clinton Trail of Death" stretched here into Oklahoma, which is something I hadn't realized until I read the above article at The Oklahoma Constitution. For those of you who are not familiar with the "Clinton Trail of Death," here is a link or two to help you get familiar with those events.

Hit Them Where It Hurts -- With Western Decadence.

My previous post reminded me of something I had long forgotten.

Some years ago, I used to live in Alaska. Because of the long, dark winters, alcoholism is a big problem for many residents there. Native Americans in the state are particularly hard hit. In order to combat it, many Native villages have voted in their councils to ban alcohol in their villages and Boroughs. Enter one of the last swash-buckling characters of the American Frontier: the "bush pilot."

"Bush pilots" have reputations that lie somewhere between mafiosi, mercenary, or used car salesman. They are people who own private planes and smuggle alcohol and sometimes even drugs into villages and boroughs where they are banned. If one can keep this up without getting caught, as some have done for years, a tidy profit can be cleared.

I was thinking: maybe our government or military can commission "privateers," like the pirate days of old. We can hire private citizens to smuggle all sorts of "decadent" Western contraband, such as alcohol, feminism, comic books and rock music into countries ruled by Sharia Law. It's a more humane version of the Crusade practice where Templars catapulted plague infected sheep over castle walls. Instead of the plague, we can pump them full of freedom. Freedom to respect women, freedom of speech, and freedom of religion.

If you can't bring an enemy down with guns, bring them down with ideas.

New Front In The War On Islamic Terror.

Currently we are spending billions of dollars in military output for The War On Islamic Terror. What we need to be doing, in addition to sending soldiers, is fighting a war for Islamic minds, as well.

America and Europe are chock full of women's rights organizations and activists. Why don't we give them something to do, and send them to the Middle East to fight REAL oppression upon women, under Islamic law. We need to have legions of translators changing works of Western feminist thought into languages such as Arabic, Farsi, Pushtun, Tamil, and so on.

We need to translate works by such liberal female thinkers like Carrie Nation, Susan B. Anthony, Sojourner Truth, Gloria Allred, and the like. We should be working around the clock to translate and publish these kinds of writings into Middle Eastern languages, and we should literally be flooding that hemisphere with feminist propaganda by the ton and by the airplane load.

You can't say I'm closed minded now, can you? If liberals and feminists want an enemy to crusade against, there is a whole world of oppression upon women over in the Middle East. Why are they not clamoring to go campaign there? I would. As a conservative, I'd even help them all I could, just to prove my point that Islam is an enemy of human rights and world peace. Since liberals have such a deep, vested interest in white-washing Islamic barbarity, we'll never see any serious organized feminism go on over there.

So Called "Islamic Peace" (#19)

A woman in Saudi Arabia gets blackmailed for a year by a man who threatens to accuse her of breaking Sharia Law. Recently when she met with her blackmailer, she was kidnapped at knife point, taken to a farm and gang raped 14 times. Her brother then beat her up for bringing shame to the family.

The Islamic Saudi Government rewards the woman rape victim with a sentence of 90 lashes. It's her fault, they say, because she was seen in a car with a male who was not a relative.

Read about it in the Khaleej Times Online. [link]

These are the kind of people that the liberal media wants us to believe are civilized, peaceful folk.

Hogwash. (pun intended)

My Christian pastor never taught me to whip and beat a woman who had been blackmailed and gang raped. Here in this country we have an old saying: "no matter how much lipstick you try to put on it, a pig is still a pig." No matter how much Liberals try to defend Islam and any of its off-shoot groups like Al Qaida, you cannot change the truth. Islam is a pagan religion born in bloodshed and perpetuated through barbarism. Period. End of story.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

One Less Arrow In Their Quiver

Abortion fans have one less argument to use in trying to justify their modern holocaust.

Recent breakthroughs have made it possible to generate stem cells from ordinary human skin cells. Read about it at CNN. [link]

In addition to the wide availability of umbilical cord blood that can be donated for stem cell collection, this now renders the argument for aborted fetal stem cells obsolete. All the people who say we need abortion so we can collect fetal stem cells to cure things like hogwarts, psoriasis, hangnails, and droopy ear lobes no longer have a leg to stand on.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Kos, Rove, and a Dozen Yawns.

The blogosphere is all a-flutter of late.

Newsweek hired Markos Zuniga, moon bat ranter of The Daily Kos, and Karl Rove, former G.O.P. luminary, to write opposing columns for the periodical. The move was hyped as an effort at being "balanced." The general reaction from followers of both left and right is basically, well, not much. Yawns, mostly.

The thing that very few conservatives picked up on is the liberal media's presupposition that everything *must* be "balanced." This is the same kind of thinking that gave us The Fairness Doctrine in the sixties and seventies, when national media had all but strangled out conservative partisanship in their content, all in the name of "balance."

When the Reagan administration de-regulated the broadcast industry in the eighties, the floodgates were opened for conservatives to finally gain their voice in the national political process. Talk-radio gave conservatives permission to come out of hiding and have the courage to admit in public who they really are. Blogging on the Internet finally has allowed conservatives to speak freely (mostly), free from liberal strangleholds via FCC rules.

When conservative are allowed to speak freely, liberals don't like that. According to them, somewhere in the Constitution is a phrase written in invisible ink that says only Liberals are allowed free speech. Because of this, liberals are working themselves to exhaustion trying to pass legislation designed to muzzle conservatives on the Internet and talk radio. If such a thing were to happen, which it never will, but if it were to happen, they'll never be able to enforce it. I promise you that conservatives will fight them, every step of the way.

That brings us to the point. Always be wary of anything designed to force "fairness" or "balance." It is only a cleverly disguised ruse by Liberals meant to strangle Conservative free speech. Just as the Gestapo told people they were being taken into "protective custody" before they were taken off to die, so Liberals are talking to us about "balance" before they try to destroy free speech for conservatives.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Killer Chinese Toys

HOT OFF THE PRESSES...THIS JUST IN:

(CNN- Nov. 07, 9:04 PM EST) According to CNN, retailers world wide have had to remove millions of Chinese made toys because of poisons and choking hazards. The latest death-trap to be recalled is "Aqua-Dots," which are little beads you can fuse together with water and make crafts with.

Children in America and Australia who have swallowed the Aqua-Dots have lapsed into unresponsive comas, lying on the brink of death. When the beads are metabolized, they transmute into a basic form of Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate, formally known as the "date rape" drug, or "Roofies."

[See the article, HERE.]

China, it seems, just loves death. When they're not ripping organs out of the bodies of Falun Gong followers for sale on the black market, they're poisoning innocent children with shoddy, crappy toys they ship all over the world. That is, when they're not running over demonstrators with tanks in Tienanmen Square, or hanging dissidents from ceilings with their arms backwards until they come out of their sockets, or jamming high voltage cattle prods into the chests of Bhuddist Monks in Tibet.

Every night I pray that God will open the eyes of the world, that they may see these Socialist monsters for who they really are.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

He Said It, I Didn't

"By embracing abortion, the Democratic Party is abandoning the principle that made it great: its basic commitment to protecting the weakest and most vulnerable members of the human family."

-- The late Democratic Gov. Bob Casey of Pennsylvania

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Liberal Racism.

The other day a coworker of mine found out that I am conservative. He launched into a diatribe on how conservatives are all about hate.

You know, maybe as a conservative, I truly am about hate. I hate Liberal schizophrenic double-talking hypocrites. I hate them with a passion.

Here's a few examples of some "Liberal Love," and how Liberals are starting to hate Jews as much as they hate Christians:
Notice that I've included some liberal sources in the list. Even a few Liberals themselves admit it.

LIBERALS ARE HATERS.

They hate religion, families, unborn children, freedom, personal property, and judicial fairness. They hate everything the founders of our country stood for. Liberals hate Christian farmers with guns. (They don't stop to think long enough to realize that our free country was started by Christian farmers with guns.)

Most of all, Liberals hate ME because I'm a Conservative. Maybe they should go smoke some of the weed that they want legalized -- then they can be as loving as they pretend to be.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Shrieking California Moonbats.

Hollyweird Celebrity Moonbats are all jumping on the bandwagon crying and moaning on the talk show circuit that global warming is to blame for recent fires in California. George Carlin went so far as to say that because we are out of balance with nature, we are being punished.

Authorities announced today that *ARSON* is the cause for California fires.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/25/fire.arson/index.html

I'm willing to bet all the shrieking Moonbats are going to say that global warming influenced the brain of the arsonist, causing him to set the fires. George Carlin will probably try to tell us he was possessed by a nature spirit. Well, maybe global warming is influencing my brain when I give these Hollyweird liberals the finger.

English Moonbattishness

A motorist in Scotland committed the dastardly evil crime of revving the engine in his sports car while two Muslims were nearby. Authorities jailed him and fined him for revving his engine in a "racist manner."

All I can say to this insanity is "What The F*?"

Folks, it won't be long before someone comes to jail me for "operating a blog in a racist manner." Maybe they'll jail me for scratching my @#$ in a racist manner. If they actually do such a thing, then while they carry me away I'll be guilty of "giving them the finger in a racist manner."

Only Liberal Moonbats in Europe could ever perpetrate such asinine nonsense.

Here's the article, if you don't believe me:

http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/13/1347.asp

Moonie Clooney -- At 46, He's Still Got It.

George Clooney evidently seems to have no lack in the "motion of the ocean" department.

Check out this picture of his "love cushion," like the kind you can order on the internet for $149 or so, to aid in creative penetration angles.

(photo shamelessly stolen from EzBoard.com)