"Say, What?"

"Big shake-up in the Hillary Clinton campaign. This is huge. Yesterday -- true story -- Hillary Clinton's top adviser abruptly left her campaign. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, 'Wait, we can leave?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton was in Philadelphia, where she told the crowd she is like the movie character Rocky. Now, if I remember the movie correctly, doesn't Rocky get the crap beat out of him and then he loses to the black guy?" --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." --Jay Leno

"Political experts are saying the only thing that can stop Barack Obama now is a major sex scandal. And that's not gonna happen, because Barbara Walters said, 'He's way too young for me.'" --Jay Leno

Famous Last Words.

China Communist Party Congress.

Glorious "Shining Path."

Myanmar Hunta Snubs Aid.

What is it with these Asian dictatorships?

Millions of people are suffering in Myanmar, and millions more will continue to suffer when crops cannot be planted this season. Yet the Myanmar junta turned back U.S. ships loaded with aid supplies. They fear an invasion by U.S. forces to seize oil deposits.

Read the article at CBS NEWS.

I think perhaps maybe we should give them exactly what they expect, if they are going to be complete a* holes about the welfare of their people. If there was ever a place where abusive governments really need to be overthrown, it's Asia. Get rid of the lot of them, I say, and let their people free.

Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All...

This post goes along with the comments I made a few days ago about the asinine British and their pretentious attitude toward violence, after having been one of the most bloody violent nations on earth throughout the middle ages.

It seems the highly smart and intelligent airport security in London refused to allow a passenger to board his flight at Heathrow. The reason? His T-shirt had a cartoon character with a gun on it.

I'm bloody serious, folks -- I'm not making this up, swear to God. London security said that a cartoon character with a gun is a security threat to an airplane.

Read about the insanity here at BBC ONLINE.

Adding Insult To Injury.

When citizens are suffering from the loss of their homes and the deaths of their loved ones, guess what China does?

That's right -- they haul them off to jail.

China says they struggle with enough manpower and resources to work the earthquake relief effort. Yet when greiving parents protest the loss of their children in shoddily made buildings, China magically finds enough people to arrest them and keep them in jail. We all know what kind of treatment people get in Chinese jails. Just ask Tibet.

Read about the protests in this article at MSNBC.

All of this leads to another issue. China brags about the industrial progress they have made. In the aftermath of the earthquake, it's obvious now that the so-called "Socialist Progress" got spent on buildings of such poor quality, they fall down like cards in the wind. That is why the death toll is so high.

"Socialist Progress" killed those earthquake victims, not the earthquake itself.

Overheard At The Water Cooler

Q: What do you get when you cross an adulterous liar and a sleezy lawyer?

A: Chelsea.

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"The oldest serving member of Congress, former Klan member, Senator Robert Byrd, has endorsed Barack Obama for president. That's got to make Hillary feel good, huh? Even the Klan guy is going, 'I'm gonna go with the black guy.'"

--Jay Leno

Just Can't Take It Anymore...

DHS Nightmare.

If you believe in an unpopular religion, and your children are seized by DHS, here's the treatment you can expect them to get while under the care of the state: Drownings, burnings, neglect, disease, and beatings.

It's all right here, in an article that exposes the bad record of the Oklahoma DHS.

This is the kind of thing liberals want -- all children placed in a national daycare away from their parents. Hillary proposed such a program while Bill was in office.

If such a thing happens, our children and youth are lost.

Oh, Blimey.

If I only had a dime for the upteen million times the limp-wristed British Knob-Gits look down their noses, bare their buck teeth, and slowly lisp about how Britain is so much more "civilized" than America because Britain has gun control laws.

By now most everyone has read the many headlines about the Harry Potter actor who got knife stabbed in a scuffle with a "crew" in London. Oh, yes, your majesty -- just so civilized, aren't we? Think for a minute -- how did people fight before there were guns? That's right, with sharp edges. Swords, knives, spears, arrows, the works. Humans have effectively killed each other by the millions with sharp edges for MILLENIA. Any anthropologist will tell you that.

The British are the same people who enslaved the entire sub continent of India. The British are the people responsible for the ideas behind Apartheid in South Africa. We had to fight the British off TWICE to get them to leave us alone (1776 and 1812.) These are the people who chop heads off of queens that don't produce male heirs. These are the people who gave us Jack The Ripper (who didn't use a gun, by the way), The Tower of London, and The Halifax Gibbet (fore-runner of the guillotine.) These are the people who took great delight in drawing and quartering prisoners as late as the 19th century.

British Civilization..... heh. [spat]

A witness to the Potter stabbing in London says he wants to get out of the country. He says he is tired of all the "knife crime" in London (read the article here at The Evening Standard). It seems that the "civilized" British still have people who want to kill people. Thanks to all the gun control laws, British criminals have discovered it's far easier to get and hide knives, and far easier to commit crime with them. Way to go, Britain. You made it easier for your criminals.

It may be a trite phrase, but it bears repeating: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.

Leaving no stone unturned, British literati are now calling for a ban in long, pointed kitchen knives. What's next? Will people have to apply for a "spork license?" Are we going to have to get a permit from the A.T.F. to carve the turkey at Christmas? Will auto mechanics have to pull screws out with their fingers, after their screwdrivers are seized? Will there be a national database of school teachers authorized to use scissors?

All I can say is GIVE ME A F*n BREAK!

Tools of "British Civilization" in THE TOWER OF LONDON.


















Just for kicks and grins, I'll even throw in a link to a British anti-war website. The site details all the abuses by British S.A.S. and MI-5 forces inflicted upon the Iraqi people. The site includes graphic photos. There, you see? I can be fair and quote liberals.

British civilization....heh. right.

Oops. Here's Your Kids Back.

The Texas Supreme Court ruled today that Child Protective Services failed to meet the burden of proof necessary to take the actions they did in seizing 400 children from the FLDS compound. The Court ruled that CPS overstepped their bounds and acted outside of their authority.

See the article here at MSNBC. [link]

CPS has argued that the children needed to be removed from the "poisoned" culture of the church. Here's what I don't get: Texas has many neighborhoods filled with gangs, drugs, and teen-age pregnancy. How many large bus loads of kids has the CPS taken out of those places? NADA. From this point it becomes obvious that the State of Texas specifically picked out the FLDS for harassment.

As I've mentioned before, while I don't agree with the practices of the FLDS group, I have much stronger disagreement with the way the State of Texas took the children. If left unquestioned, that act would have set a very, very, dangerous precedent. What would stop the Government from taking my OWN kids if I practiced an unpopular religion? In the state of Texas, absolutely nothing.

As for individual violations of law that only a handful of FLDS members might have committed, such things should have the same consideration as any other criminal proceeding: INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

If the government has no proof, then they have no business taking people into custody. Period. End of sentence.

When All Else Fails

"They're Making Progress, Honest!"

"China is pitching in for green week. From now on, all toys from China will be made with recycled lead."
- Jay Leno

Only Liberals Are Allowed Free Speech.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
— Bill Vaughn

Put Up Or Shut Up.

Recently, the Iranian government is cracking down on feminist websites. They have handed down ban lists to service providers that include sites and blogs with feminist and human rights themes in Iran.

Read the article at Brietbart [link]

Now here's what I don't get. Where are all the big talking liberal feminists here in the United States. Just how interested are they in backing up their rhetoric? Millions of their sisters in Iran need to hear the message -- how many American feminists are hopping onto planes and flying right over there to organize them? Precious few, if any.

I thought so.

It seems liberals are big talkers here in America, where their opinions are safe by law, but when it comes to risking their necks in the gallows in an Islamic country, they are all chicken-sh*.

Fink Your Buddy, Get Some Money.

A characteristic of inner-city street culture is that you are never to snitch, regardless of the crime, because you don't want to help "The Man" any more than you have to.

Nowadays, Homies are discovering they can get some "bling-bling" with all the "Ka-Ching" they get for ratting out their buddies, neighbors, and family members. Community police forces are seeing a sharp rise in Crime-Stopper informants, hoping to collect money for tip-offs, and many of them actually do just that. If an especially serious crime is solved or if a firearm is recovered, there is an extra amount of money tacked on, in some communities.

Read the article at The New York Pravda. [link]

Even the best of "brothas" has to pay his bills sometimes, and every little bit helps.

Union of Soviet Socialist Europe.

This week in Amsterdam authorities arrested a Dutch cartoonist going by the name Gregorius Nekschot. They have charged him under Dutch "hate-speech" laws for his anti-Islam political cartoons.

Read the article at MSNBC. [link]

I'm willing to bet that if his cartoons were anti-American, anti-Christian, or anti-white, the Dutch government wouldn't say a word. The Dutch have always been so far out on the Left side of the spectrum, it amazes me they haven't turned Communist during their history.

Remember, children: FREE SPEECH IS ONLY FOR LIBERALS.

New Environmental Threat!

In an earlier post, I discussed the evils of Dihydrous Monoxide, or DHMO.

• Thousands die each year after deeply inhaling Dihydrous Monoxide
• DHMO can be found in household plumbing, especially around tubs and sinks.
• DHMO in gas form can cause severe burns.
• DHMO can be found in major lakes and streams.
• Heavy amounts of DHMO have been found in the plumbing of schools that had recent shootings.
• Athletes often use DHMO on the sidelines to enhance performance. Sports managers often slip it into the water coolers.
• Agriculture is especially hard hit. Read this article about the prevalence of DHMO in the dairy industry [ http://www.dhmo.org/milk.html ]
• Nearly all suicide cases showed heavy amounts of DHMO in the bloodstream prior to death.
• Chemists refer to DHMO as the "universal solvent."
• All educated scientists agree -- there is an over-abundance of DHMO in our planet's oceans.
• DHMO has been involved in the greenhouse effect.

Act now! Get the facts! Go to these websites for more information:

• http://www.dhmo.org/
• DHMO -- unrecognized killer.
• DHMO video at You Tube.
  
• Wikipedia Article on DHMO.

This just in: a faithful reader informed me that the Chinese have used DiHydrous Monoxide in its natural state as a torture tool for many centuries.

Psychic Prediction.

By now most people have heard about the 22,000 death toll after earthquakes in China. My prayers go out to the individual Chinese people in those areas.

As can be expected, the Chinese government is denying foreign aid workers access to the afflicted regions, using a flimsy excuse that they cannot "accommodate" them. The real truth is that the Chinese government doesn't want the rest of the world to see the dismal subhuman conditions that Chinese citizens are forced by their government to live under.

I predict that many Chinese quake survivors will suffer needlessly because of the stubborn Chinese government.

"We're Not In. At The Tone, Please Leave A Message."

Today's post involves something you might find interesting. Let me quote to you a post made on "You Tube" by the brother of an American soldier. Here is his story:

My brother is an MP over in Afghanistan. He was on post on April 21st. He decided to give us a call, just to let us know how he was doing. Nobody was home so he got the answering machine, and hung up. Just then, they started getting shot at. Somehow, his phone re-dialed, and we got this on our answering machine. He is okay.

The video pane below will play the soundclip that the family found on their answering machine from their son's phone during the fire-fight. My prayers go out to all our servicepeople, may Adonai-Jehova-God bless them and keep them.

Old News.

"In a recent interview, Barbara Walters said that when she was young, she had an affair with a member of the Senate. Yeah, it turns out, it was a member of the Roman Senate."

--Conan O'Brien

Our Food Make Stomach Rumbly.

I haven't posted any pics from Engrish.com lately. It's time I tossed up a few, for your perusal.

"HONEY, I SEE THE BABY RUNNING AFTER US..."

"JUST LIKE MOMMA USED TO MAKE."

"I'LL TAKE MINE TO GO, PLEASE."

"BARTENDER! I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING..."

"DAMMIT, THE MEN'S ROOM IS OUT OF PAPER..."

"HEY KID -- CAN I ASK YOUR MOM OUT?"

May 1st Is World "Commie Pinko Day"

Today on May 1st, all the supposedly "neutral" media are flooding the wires and airwaves with romanticized coverage of May Day celebrations around the world, giving glory and praise to Communist protesters everywhere. They also include witches and Pagans in the mix, lovingly talking it up about Beltane.

In all of the media broo-ha about communist glory, there is one thing conspicuously absent: there is no memorial for the 100 million people that Communism slaughtered over the last century.

• Where are the memorials for thousands of people in the Ukraine that Lenin purposely starved off in his forced collectivization?
• Where is the memorial for the million or so people lying in the Cambodian killing fields?
• Where is the memorial for all the women, children, and old men tortured horribly at Tuol Sleng?
• Where is the memorial for all the millions of agrarian workers executed in Mao's cultural purge?
• Where is the memorial for all the protesters executed after Tiananman Square?
• Where is the memorial for all of the Tibetan monks tortured and executed?
• Where is the memorial for all the innocent convicts that China ripped organs out of to sell on the black market?
• Where is the memorial for all the baby daughters that Chinese citizens kill every year to comply with Communist population laws?
  
  WHERE ARE THEY?

POLITICAL BEAUTY

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Yeah! What He Said!

Spotted at a rally in Berkely, California:

Rev. Wright Is Wrong.

Just when Barack Obama thought the "Reverend Wright episode" was safely behind him, the most dis-honorable Reverend tops himself with more shrill, hysterical Marxist rhetoric.

This week the combative so-called Christian pastor made sweeping accusations that the Federal government engineered A.I.D.S. purposely to wipe out minorities. Wright also sarcastically sneered at Obama's denouncements of Wright's earlier "God Damn America" sermon. Wright says that Obama will say anything he needs to say to get elected, effectively calling him a liar. I'm no fan of Obama to be sure, but as a common citizen I believe Wright's venom toward his loyal parishioner Obama are viscious, dastardly, and uncalled for.

See the article at MSNBC. [link]

I'm aware that Obama has had a pro-Marxist background [link] with connections to the Communist Party USA, but interestingly enough I want to believe him when he says he wants to forge common ground in the center. Un-Reverend Wright, on the other hand, is only using Obama's spotlight simply to further his own bombastic moon-bat shriekings and howlings.

I have a message for Reverend Wright and his "God Damn America" sermon: If America is such a bad place for you, then go the F* back to Africa. I dare you to set up a lucrative ministry in Darfur or Zimbabwe, and try to earn the same amount of cash in your offering plate.

Allah Save Us! It's Evil Barbie!

According to an article at MSNBC [link], justice officials in Iran are extremely stressed out over the amount of Western consumer goods being smuggled into the country, especially Western toys like Barbie.

While the rest of the modern, civilized world is worried about things like, (for instance) terrorism, crime, starvation, drugs, Islamic slave trading, cowardice killings of Islamic women, high gas prices, food shortages, bank failures, mortgage forclosures, these bearded religious goons from The Dark Ages are worried about children being corrupted by Barbie and Spiderman.

The average Iranian parent on the street who struggles to make a living only wants to love his or her children and see them happy, and so naturally the demand for Western toys has fueled a thriving contraband trade.

All of this prompts me to repeat what I've said before: If we really want to combat Islamic terrorism, what we have to do is pour the fuel onto a jacked-up ideological war against religious hardliners. I say we should literally FLOOD those countries with as much Western decadence as we possibly can. We need to let the average Islamic citizen taste the fruits of freedom.

I'm hoping that the C.I.A. and other covert agencies have caught on to the idea. Through their clandestine channels we can really blast the Middle East with the Mother of all ideological wars. If Iran wants to smuggle bombs and guns into Iraq, then we should plaster the streets of Iran with Britney Spears, marijuana, and feminism (especially feminism. If Gloria Steinem wants to put her money where her mouth is, I challenge her to go campaign in Iran.)

Tijuana Brass

When I say Tijuana Brass, I don't mean the famous jazz band.

I'm talking about BRASS CASINGS from box-fulls of bullets.

It seems that gun battles between rival drug criminals are as regular as the afternoon siesta in Tijuana, which lies close to the U.S. Border. Now I ask you, how can there be any more doubt we need to secure our borders? It's only a matter of time before Mexican drug violence has the entire Southwest in a complete state of anarchy. When that happens, liberals won't be able to say we didn't warn them.

Get the info in these news articles:

• San Diego News
• Immigration Watch
• MSNBC
• Free Republic

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