Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other.

All these years scientists have been whining at us that we are at risk for skin cancer from too much sun, and now this:

Vitamin D deficiency at epidemic proportions, lack of sunlight given as cause (Chicago Sun).

I'm willing to bet that after we do all the crazy crap they want us to do because of Globaloney Warming, we'll end up having to deal with disastrous unintended consequences.

Typical.

Leave Octo Mom Alone.

The liberal media has had a field day savaging Octomom and her over productive fertility. They are especially angry that she his relying on public assistance for all fourteen of her children

Here's one thing that concerns me:

• WE WILLINGLY FORK OVER BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PUBLICLY SUPPORT MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS,
  
• WE RUSH TO GIVE MONEY TO INCOMPETENT BUSINESSES SO THEY CAN PAY OUT BONUSES,
  
• YET WE CAN'T GIVE A BREAK TO A WOMAN WHO IS 100% LEGAL AMERICAN?
  

W.I.T.F. ?

If Liberals are truly concerned about overpopulation and burdens on the welfare system, WHY DON'T WE DEPORT A FEW MILLION ALIENS INSTEAD? ESPECIALLY ALIENS WHO REFUSE TO USE BIRTH CONTROL?

Gimme a break.

Oh, and by the way: what ever happened to "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE?" According to Liberals and Feminists, Octomom has her rights as a woman to choose what happens with her reproductive system, right?

Apparently, "reproductive choice" is only allowed as an excuse for abortion, and never as a reason for more children if a woman feels she wants them. What a bunch of rhetorical hypocrisy.

THIS AUTHOR SUPPORTS THE "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE" OF WOMEN WHO DESIRE LARGE FAMILIES. GIVE THEM ALL THE PUBLIC ASSISTANCE THEY NEED. If we can fork over the pork to tens of millions of illegal aliens, what does it matter if a REAL AMERICAN WOMAN wants more children?

Iran Bitch-slaps Obama Overtures.

Pres. Hussein's recent Polly-Anna pie-in-the-sky efforts to negotiate with the confirmed terrorist supporting regime in Iran have been slapped down by hardliners in the Iranian government. Iranian officials basked in vigorous shouts of "Death to America" while announcing their response.

They insist the U.S. abandon support for Israel, and allow Iran to develop their nuclear program, which they insist they need for energy purposes (while their country is full to the brim with oil.)

When will these peace-at-any-cost appeasenik hippie liberals get it through their heads -- when you try to negotiate with terrorists, they walk all over you.

It's our own business how we deal with Israel, and any nation guilty of bloody violence who is full to the brim with oil does not need any nukes, unless they plan to explode them. What kind of fools do they take us for? Apparently some pretty big fools, since we just placed one in The Oval Office last fall.

"Community Organizing"

Where's The "Compassionate" Socialism?

They're popping up faster than dandelions in a Spring meadow.

Tent cities.

Just Google the term and you'll come across all sorts of news stories about tent settlements popping up everywhere, as the unemployed and the newly displaced foreclosure victims look desperately for a place to go. You'll find plenty of pictures.

Folks, just to show that I'm not the "heartless hater" that liberals love to call conservatives, in this post I'm going to be a little bit socialist.

The thing I really want to know is this: out of all those billions of dollars The Obamessiah handed out recently, how much is going to actually relieve the people who are truly troubled, like the tent dwellers? News organizations estimate that the stimulus package contained over 9,000 pork barrel earmarks, most of them for Democrat congressional constituencies.

While corrupt and incompentant executives are paying themselves bonuses out of public money they receive, what are all the Democrats and whiny liberals doing to help relieve the legions of people out there living in tents or out of their cars?

I thought so.

Socialism in its honest and true form: public spending to benefit cronies while the people still suffer. The only people that socialism helps is the politicians who collect the taxes.

To Meghan McCain: You're No Republican.

Conflict in the G.O.P. between core conservatives and Democrat-in-sheep's-clothing party moderates has been heating up of late. There has been the recent wrangling between party big-wigs and Rush Limbaugh, after Rush began calling moderates onto the carpet for the Democrat style abandonment of core conservative values.

The wrangling has even included prominent G.O.P. ladies. Meghan McCain, daughter of former candidate John McCain, recently lashed out at Ann Coulter for her assertive, take-no-prisoner approach to conservatism.

Fellow lady conservative commentator Laura Ingraham vigorously defended Ann, stating that Meghan McCain is little more than a "plus-sized model." Not to be outdone, Meghan shot back during an appearance on "The View," telling Laura Ingraham to "kiss my fat ass." Meghan continued to whine about the remarks over her weight, and not the issues.

Meghan should be glad she doesn't get the kind of poison liberals flung at Sarah Palin all throughout the campaign, or the kind of bile liberals pour upon Ann Coulter on a DAILY basis. Quit your whining, child, and join the adult world.

When she registered Republican as a gift to her father, Meghan said "I don’t relate to the hard right. I think that’s common knowledge. It’s time to reinvent the Republican party. And I think my dad can do it,” she says. Meghan: if you can't relate to core conservatives, GET OUT OF THE PARTY. Go join the Democrats, you'll gain respect for being honest that way. If you think you can change the minds of millions upon millions of conservatives who built this country with their hard work and military service while you were still stuffing your face with cheerios in kindergarten, you got another thing coming, baby.

First off, anyone who even spends a minute on the set of "The View," attacking other conservatives cannot seriously call themselves conservative, much less Republican. Meghan's very presence on the set of that Communist Pinko soap-box program immediately calls her conservatism into question, in my mind.

Second, McCain women seem intent on alienating the very people the party needs to get anywhere in politics -- core conservatives. Meghan's grandmother made several sarcastic remarks about Mormons early on in the 2008 presidential campaign. I don't know what century she was born in, but it seems she forgets the fact that Mormons form the back bone of conservative support in almost every major western state. Mormon Sen. Orrin Hatch carries an electorate following amongst both Mormons and conservative Christians that is nothing to sneeze at.

At a time when the G.O.P. is a complete mess, it is important for the pseudo-Republican moderates to recognize that they'll never get anywhere without the core conservatives, like them or not. Also, if John McCain wants to gain and keep support of core conservatives for any of his future plans, my advice to him is tell the women in his family to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gospel According to Saint Ayn

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction.

"When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice--there is no other.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter."

-- Ayn Rand.

Glorious Socialist Progress

Because of all the corporate scandals and collapsing banks, liberals are of course having a field day ranting about the evils and faults of capitalism and hands-off government.

What liberals refuse to consider is that governments are no better at meeting human needs than corporations are. Both are made up of humans, who can be territorial, petty, selfish, political, mean, greedy, dishonest, and inept. The only difference between the two is that of name.

The entire twentieth century is a study of governmental failure in socialist and/or communist systems.

Take China for instance, the scene of 100 million dead people worth of governmental failure over the last century. "Oh, well they've been making progress," liberals sing in their rosy hymns of praise for socialism.

During the last decade, Chinese manufacturing has been one long orgy of corruption, pumping the world's markets with products that are shoddy, dangerous, poisonous, or at the very least stolen and pirated from copyright holders. In recent years, millions of babies have been poisoned by Chinese milk that has been adulterated or thinned out by toxins by corrupt processors greedy for an extra buck. MAJOR FAIL .

Currently, the "gloriously progressive humanist socialism" of the Chinese government is trying to weasle, cheat, and bully its way out of paying settlements to families of poisoning victims. What happened to "caretaker" socialism? It seems that China is trying to cheat its way out of taking care of its own people they poisoned with toxic products.

Read the article here at Yahoo News.

Capitalism may have its faults, but I would rather live in a capitalist country than a socialist one. If American liberals want to wax romantic about having government regulate business and give everybody free bread and circuses, they are free to go live in China, where the government is more corrupt than ENRON or WORLDCOM.

Don't Blame Conservatives For This One.

According to an article in The Washington Post, at least 3% of D.C. residents are AIDS-infected.

"Our rates are higher than West Africa," said Shannon L. Hader, director of the District's HIV/AIDS Administration.

I suppose that all of this is conservative's fault. We wouldn't want to blame it on drugs and orgiastic promiscuity, now would we?

It's all a plot, you see, by the white man to keep inner city minorities down. It has nothing to do with keeping zippers up and pants on. Nothing to do with abstinence, loyalty to one spouse, or being clean from drugs. Nope.

In fact, it all has to do with mysterious Air Force planes that fly over the city, frequently dousing it with AIDS spray, genetically designed to infect only the minority, non-religious, and "alternative amorous lifestyle" residents.

Ah, yes. That MUST be it.

Yeah. What SHE Said.

"When the common good of a society is regarded as something apart from, and superior to, the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals."

-- Ayn Rand

At Least Hillary Saluted.

In the opening days of his administration, President Hussein waxed romantic about his role model, Abraham Lincoln.

There's just one catch: President Lincoln respected the national flag. Mr. Hussein, you're no Lincoln.

President Hussein has always insisted that he does not need the flag to show his patriotism. What's curious is this: if one makes a specific point of refusing to salute the flag, what other reason can their be to do so, than to rebel against the reasons that people have to salute it in the first place?

If Pres. Hussein does not need to salute the flag to show his patriotism, then guess what folks -- there is absolutely no need for me to show any respect for Pres. Hussein, to prove MY patriotism. He is free to disrespect the flag, therefore: I am free to disrespect HIM, and still be considered patriotic.

Let me borrow a few words from the Dixie Chicks: I'm ashamed to come from the same country as our current President.

Already people have been asking me why I heap so much vitriol upon His Innocence, Saint Obama. My answer is this: if the entire liberal media can get away with their savage hatred for Sarah Palin, then a small insignificant blogger like me should be able to get away with insulting Hussein Obama.

It is precisely because of all the poisonous hate liberals had for Sarah that I have in return declared a war of equal hate against liberal hypocrites who preach tolerance, and then publicly smear a working mother of a special needs child.

Say What, now?

More Notable Quotes

"Barack Obama said [earlier] that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over.

Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!'

Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'"
–Jay Leno

"Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office, directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors."
--Jay Leno

"[Earlier], President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week."
--Jay Leno

Notable Quotes.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive."
--C.S. Lewis.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "
-- Ronald Reagan

Testing, 1-2-3, testing....

Bloggers, pundits, and comentators have all made their barbs at Pres. Hussein's security blanket during public speeches -- his teleprompter.

The teleprompter has followed him wherever he has given speeches, much to the consternation of media camera people and sound people who need to make shiny, rosy portrayals of The Messiah. The teleprompter gets in the way of the excellent views of his photogenic side.

What's especially noteworthy is that speeches he has made without the teleprompter have been notoriously lackluster. As in dull. As it fumbling.

In all of the broo-ha he made about wrapping himself in the Abraham Lincoln mantel, President Hussein conveniently forgot one thing:

Abraham Lincoln made his finest speeches without a teleprompter. President Hussein, you're no Lincoln.

What He Said

"Rushification of the GOP is inevitable ... because no one else is acting like a Republican leader."

-- Conservative organizer Richard A. Viguerie

Purge The Republican Party -- NOW.

G.O.P. Chairman Micheal Steele recently apologized publicly for criticisms aimed at popular talk show host Rush Limbaugh, calling Rush's material "incendiary" and "ugly." I suspect he did this only because he had to.

It seems to me that the voice of Pres. Hussein is talking through Micheal Steele's mouth. It seems to me that Mr. Steele would be better suited as Chairman of the Democrat Party, for he is speaking their words.

• Rush's words are no more ugly than the garbage that Micheal Moore and his Liberal cronies fling out, like just so much fecal matter being tossed by Liberal monkeys swinging in their Darwinian trees.
  
• His words are no more ugly than Rosanne Barr calling Israel "nazis" for shooting back at Hamas.
• His words are no more ugly than all the vicious bile the Liberal press heaped upon Sarah Palin.

Just for once, I would love to see a Republican Party that wasn't Democrats in sheep's clothing.

Rush had this to say about Mr. Steele:

"Why are you running the Republican Party?" Limbaugh asked on his radio show. "Why do you claim you lead the Republican Party when you seem obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds? ... I would be embarrassed to say that I'm in charge of the Republican Party in the sad-sack state that it's in. If I were chairman of the Republican Party, given the state that it's in, I would quit."

Purge the Party, NOW.

You're No Lincoln

In recent speeches, President Hussein has continually waxed romantic about the historical legacy of Abraham Lincoln, desperately trying to wrap himself in Lincoln's mantle, the same way Reagan wrapped himself in the same American Flag that Pres. Hussein refuses to salute.

Pres. Hussein pointed to Lincoln's desire that Confederate veterans be forgiven and allowed to return to their farms to work in peace. Hussein said in effect we all need to be nice to one another in politics, "like Lincoln." Basically he was pointing a finger a Conservatives for working against him, implying that Conservatives should be "nice" like Lincoln and go along with Hussein's half-baked programs.

Here are some facts about Lincoln that President Hussein conveniently ignored:

• Lincoln declared a draft, threw all draft dodgers in jail, and kept them there indefinitely without trials. This doesn't reflect proper "liberal values."
• Lincoln did the same with public critics against the Union war effort. He also suspended Habeas Corpus in the process. Not very "liberal," either
  
• Lincoln was a Republican who would never would have authorized a multi-trillion dollar pork barrel package, like President Hussein.
• People that Lincoln said we should be nice to eventually shot and killed him anyway.
• LINCOLN AUTHORIZED THE "SCORCHED EARTH" CAMPAIGN OF GEN. SHERMAN, LEAVING VAST SWATHS OF THE SOUTH IN UTTER RUIN AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STARVING.
  
• Lincoln authorized Gen. Sherman to burn Southern cities to the ground, with live humans dying in the flames, many of whom were black. Definitely NOT NICE, regardless of the Union cause.

President Lincoln did whatever was militarily necessary to protect the Union from attack. President Hussein is privately negotiating appeasement with terrorist nations, instead.

Mr. Barack, YOU'RE NO LINCOLN.

Socialist Waste and Corruption.

The Attorney General of North Carolina is calling Bank of America onto the carpet for paying out bonuses while it is receiving bailout funds from the government. Read about it here at Reuters. [link]

This is the whole reason I oppose Socialism with every fibre of my being. No sooner has government money been doled out, than it is now lining the pockets of corrupt cronies.

Now that we see how the bank bailout has been wasted, my question is this: since we know that medicare is a cash sinkhole, and the bank bailout is a crony festival, what makes people thing that socialized medicine is going to be any better?

Proof Is In The Pudding.

Asian investors aren't falling for the Hussein Porkbarrell Dance.

According to the Associated Press, Asian markets have fallen recently after President Hussein unveiled his stimulus plan. Like most groups of seasoned, well trained investors world wide, they are very skeptical of any plan offered by our community-basketball-organizer-turned-President.

Asian investors, who are trained in economics, finance, and the school of hard knocks, can smell a rat when they see it.

Wall street also fell on the unveiling of the plan, which shows that at least a FEW investors there have some smarts to recognize a boondoggle when they see it.

Stimulus Package In Print

The Gospel According to Ron.

"Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets......Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." -- Reagan

$120,000? Oops. Didn't See That.

Senate Democrat Tom Daschle understated his taxes in the past by at least $120,000. This from a guy who sits on Senate committees that oversee the IRS.

Conflict of interest? According to the Demc-Rats, none at all.

Now President Hussein wants to make him the Health Secretary (Associated Press). When Senate G.O.P. members called Daschle to account, his basic response is "it was a mistake. Nobody's perfect." I'm no senator, but my elementary school math is good enough to tell me when my calculations are off by $120,000.

This is the same legislator who crusaded in '98 for "no mercy" prosecution of tax-cheats (Breitbart TV). It seems that bathroom gay Republicans aren't the only HYPOCRITES. The 'Pubs just wanna have fun, while the Dems want to legally crucify people for doing what Dems routinely get away with.

So, does that mean if I cheat on $120,000 worth of taxes, I can get away with saying "oops?" Probably not. I'd get locked up in Ft. Leavenworth faster than you can say "Montana cult-compound."

President Hussein is still firmly intent on appointing Daschle as Health Secretary. It's a throwback to the days when President Bubba got caught playing with cigars, and all the DemonRats shouted "character doesn't count!"

President Michelle Makes Tour

Picking up where President Hillary left off during Bubba's reign, President Michelle Obama has set out on a "listening tour" of government departments, stumping up support for Vice President Barack's legislative agenda.

She just recently spoke with the Department of Education, and says she plans to visit other departments in the following months. Read about it at Yahoo News. Fairly soon, I'm sure we can expect President Michelle to announce her own cabinet picks.

In other recent news, conservative bloggers have started to call for "seperation of spouse and state."

We're Now Pinker Than The French.

A recent article by the International Herald Tribune mentions how people in France are bugging their government to issue pork barrel spending "Just like Obama in America." So far the president of France has refused.

This means that President Hussein's election truly IS historic -- we are now more socialist than the French are! Who would have thought there would be a day when we would out-socialist the French, such that they would want to follow us?

I wouldn't be surprised if statues of Robespierre started popping up around Washington D.C. before long.

Tom Hanks Says "Mormons Are Un-American"

A couple of weeks ago, celebrity moon-bat Tom Hanks said that Mormons who oppose gay marriage in California are "un-American." It's a typical liberal communist technique -- if the election doesn't go your way, get nasty and call names.

Ok, Tom. Let's talk about names, shall we? If you believe that the voting majority in California should be forced by government to accept something they don't want, what does that make you? If you believe that religion should have no role in people's personal voting decisions, guess what?

TOM HANKS, READ MY LIPS: YOU ARE A GODLESS PAGAN COMMUNIST.

Tom whines that "discrimination" should not exist in codified form. Throughout their entire history Mormons have been discriminated against, but they are still loyal to the government, and they still fight for the sanctity of families.

• Mormon pioneer blood stains the states of Missouri and Illinois where U.S. citizens drove them out, and the Federal Government did nothing.
  
• Mormon pioneer blood and bones lie strewn all about the American high plains when U.S. citizens drove them all the way to Utah, while the U.S. Government did nothing to stop it.
  
• The U.S. Government complained about Mormon polygamy after The Civil War, then threw into prison the very men that polygamous children relied upon for food and support.
  
• The U.S. Government siezed (stole) the Mormon Church's assets, threw many of the leaders and family fathers in jail, occupied Salt Lake with Federal troops for decades at the close of the 1800's.
  
• The U.S. Government demanded that the Mormons supply men to help them fight an illegal war to steal Texas from Mexico. Mormon veterans were given absolutely nothing for their trouble.
  
• Mainstream Mormons abandoned polygamy over 100 years ago, when U.S. courts denied Mormons their constitutional right to freedom of religion. The American public blames the Mormon mainstream for the excesses of roque splinter groups, who real Mormons have absolutely nothing to do with.
• Mormon bones lay all over the Pacific ocean, from Pearl Harbor to Iwo Jima.
• Mormon blood stains the beaches of Normandy in the name of Allied victory. (Ironically Normandy is the place where Tom Hanks wore a costume and *pretended* to be a soldier for multi-million dollar salary in a movie.)
• Mormon blood stains the mountains of Korea, the jungles of Vietnam, and the deserts of Kuwait and Iraq.
• Mormons thrive among the ranks of wounded and dis-abled veterans.
  
• Mormon engineers helped design the technology U.S. armed forces have fought with for decades.
• Mormon soldiers sat dutifully by in the Nevada deserts, wearing cheap goggles, while the U.S. government tested nuclear explosions in front of them (and this includes my father, who has cancer as a result.)
  
• Mormon workers helped industry to supply our troops for decades.
• Mormon workers have helped build our national economy and infrastructure.

Given that list, which is by no means complete, I can safely say that MORMONS HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO CAMPAIGN PUBLICLY AND VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE IN ANY AMERICAN ELECTION OR REFERENDUM.

Mormons have just at much right to campaign publicly as do Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rev. Louis Farakan, Rev. "goddam America" Wright, hippie-peacenik Quakers, liberal Jews, and Latin-American Marxist Catholics (I fully respect *conservative* Jews and Catholics.)

For some reason, Tom Hanks believes that only LIBERAL religions are allowed to be political. THAT, my friends, is just so much PRAVDA-FODDER from an UN-AMERICAN CELEBRITY COMMUNIST.

I only wish I had the power and resources Joe McCarthy had. I would drive all Un-American, Celebrity Communists like Tom Hanks all the way out of the country. I would ship Communist Tom Hanks to Korea or Cuba, where he can enjoy his beloved Communism to his heart's content.

Bruce Regrets His Capitalism

Bruce Springsteen, a.k.a. "The Boss" (or Soviet Party Boss, in this case,) recently expressed regrets about a marketing deal his people struck with Wal-Mart. Read about it at The Star Tribune.

It seems that the very idea of being in bed with a notorious capitalist merchanizer didn't sit well with his communist fans. The poster-child for peace pansies claims that his people didn't pay attention as closely as they should have to these things.

All the while, Bruce's personal cash register is going to be sounding "ka-ching" from the sales of his greatest hits CD. We can't have a champion Vietnam communist aider and abetter doing something that takes advantage of American capitalism, now can we?

Bruce's denial, blaming his people, is just so much Pravda fodder. He knew the whole time what he was doing. When he got called on the carpet by the commies, he had to blame somebody.

Finally Got Some Cajones

Well, yahoo -- FINALLY!

The Republican Congressional Delegation finally grew some!

It's been all over the news how the 'Pubs voted unanimously against President Hussein's great big stimulated "package."

We can now say, for the moment at least, that the 'Pubs finally grew packages of their own and actually stood up to the Democrat Porkbarrell Juggernaut. How long this moment of clarity will last, is anybody's guess, but at least it's a small comfort that takes a little bit of the sting out of recent defeat.

Yeah -- What HE said!

President Hussein recently indicated to Congressional Republican Leaders his displeasure with conservative radio commentators, especially Rush Limbaugh. Read the article here. [link]

When Rush commented on the center-leaning weakness of the Congressional Republican Leadership, they basically told him to back off. They told him (basically) "what do you know? you're a commentator. You're not experienced in real government."

In return, Rush said that it is not commentators they need to worry about. He said they need to worry about alienating the conservative voters who elected them and expect them to stay true to conservative principles, rather than caving in to Obamessiah's Holy Charisma.

"Conservatives want leadership from those who claim to represent them. And we'll know it when we see it,” says Rush. "[Obama is] obviously more frightened of me than he is Mitch McConnell. He's more frightened of me, than he is of, say, John Boehner, which doesn't say much about our party."

Truer words were never spoken.

If I've said it once about the Republican Party, I've said it a million times: get rid of all the geriatrics, New England white-shoes, bathroom gays, Bohemian Grove spooks, and all the moderate "appease-nik" pansies.

PURGE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, NOW.

Senator Stuart Smalley Steals The Show.

Turnabout is fair play.

All these years liberals have been publicly charging their unproven libel that Bush stole his election, and they get away with it. Well, guess what? Why can't we say that Al Franken Stole his Senate seat, in Minnesota?

When Franken's election theft gets looked at much closer, it has the fingerprints of George Soros ALL OVER the bribe money. [link]

Forget the fact that a second-rate comedic hack from Saturday Night Live will be voting on items of international security, foreign affairs, and economic policy. It seems that in America all you have to do to win a senate election is go live in a favorable constituency with a very small number of voters, lie like hell throughout the campaign, stuff the ballot boxes like hell, and then shout "prove it!" when called on the carpet.

I can see it now -- Al Franken, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. The very idea is a contradiction in terms. I can just see him lecturing the CIA "you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" I'm sure he'll tell them to stop their co-dependent behavior, and to recite the twelve steps at daily intelligence briefings.

In lighter news, it seems that Al Franken's alleged election raised the stock price of the companies who produce glass cola bottles. Al Franken eye glasses are all the rage now.