Students Make the District, Not Money.

Beverly Hills school district is struggling with budget shortfalls -- they pay more in education taxes to the state than the district receives in subsidies from the state. As a result, the district is preparing plans to discontinue admitting nonresident students.

Read the article HERE.

Naturally, liberal pundits are all up in arms about class and taxes, and about forcing the wealthy suburbs to subsidize inner city districts. I have to be honest -- if my kids were all of a sudden going to be sent to a school district filled with underage pregnancy, welfare mamas, crack dealers, and gun-toting gangsters, I'd be unhappy too. I'd sell my house at a loss (and many will have to) just to move my kids away from the cesspool that the Los Angeles school district has become.

Liberals are pontificating -- "it's all about the money!" They say that the L.A. district is the way it is because of poverty. I'm sorry, but I don't buy that. Here in Oklahoma, 19th century farm kids were poor as church mice and attended school in one room shacks, but they graduated knowing more than most modern college students. You could literally shove money into the pockets of every person in L.A. school district, but I guarantee it would remain the same crap hole.

Throwing money at things does not solve problems. I'm here to tell you that the problem with the L.A. district is not about the money -- it's about the low quality of people; period, end of story. Notice I have said absolutely nothing about ethnic factors.

I don't blame the Beverly Hills District for cutting out nonresident students. I especially don't blame parents of those students if they want to move to greener pastures. It's their right as Americans. Anybody who says they should be forced to stay and subject their kids to an inner city cesspool district is a Marxist, and anti-American.

Liberals Whine About Religious BBQ In Nepal

In recent days, Hindus in Nepal began celebrating very important religious rites that involved the sacrifice of several thousand animals. Read about it HERE.

Naturally, plenty of morons from the animal rights crowd were on hand to protest.

Even without the festival, the animals would have been eaten anyway, during the normal course of daily living for the participants. The only difference here is that there is religious ceremony involved. Because the animals are going to be publicly dispatched en masse, the pinko animal-righters have to get involved. Not to be outdone, intellectuals from local universities make patronizing comments about how it takes time to change “primitive” traditions, but eventually they will be changed.

Liberals are all talk about tolerance and freedom of speech, accept when it comes to having a Barbecue. Then they become hypocrites and want to force change on other people's religions. I'll tell you one thing -- if any liberal professor wants to change my own “primitive” religious traditions, I'll give him FIVE PRIMITIVE REASONS in his face why he'll never succeed.

Next time the Nepalese Hindus hold this festival, I think I'm going have a big barbecue too, in my own back yard, to show them my support and solidarity.

So-Called Religion of Peace (#31)

In recent days, the Hezbollah and other similar organizations who deny the holocaust are up in arms about a private school in Beruit that includes the Diary of Anne Frank in its curriculum.

read about it here
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091106/wl_afp/lebanoneducationliteraturecensor

They say the work unfairly portrays Jews as "suffering," and promotes Zionism. They say it's use in Palestine is part of an "intimidation campaign" by the State of Isreal.

Let's see...Holocaust denial...I thought that it was Neo-Nazi's who did all that. So if Hezbollah denies Jewish sufferings, what does that make them?

I guess it makes them NAZIS.

And what about American liberals who support Jihadist groups like that? I guess it makes them NAZI SYMPATHIZERS.

Nobel Prize Winner.

VINCE FOR PRESIDENT!

Maybe we should give him a Nobel Prize, too.

"It's Still The Economy, Stupid!" #3

In recent news, economists and experts still predict continuing job losses into next year:
Read about it HERE. Yet all during that bloodletting, the administration of Saint Barrack is crowing that their stimulus created 650,000 jobs. Who do you believe?

Since the total U.S. population is estimated to be 305 MILLION people, that works out to be one new job for every 470 people, approximately (if my socialist educator's union inspired "new math" serves me correctly.)

ONE.

One MEASLY job that every 470 people in the United States have to share. That's not an economic stimulus package. It's a stimulated package alright, but not an economic one. Of course this is assuming that the numbers from Saint Barrack's administration are actually true, and given the Demonrat track record of using phony numbers to shore up a sagging Global Warming theory, it is highly doubtful.

In other news of course, the Fed yesterday seized a bank in L.A., making the FOURTH LARGEST BANK FAILURE so far. Now tell me: with no end to the cascade of job losses in sight, and no end to the bank failures in sight, what makes the Demonrats think that adding a wasteful and costly healthcare bureaucracy is any kind of help to the economy?

Hello, Earth to Demonrats -- "Its still the economy, stupid."

Aliens Control G.O.P. Brains.

Take A Lesson From The Joker

Many people have seen the recent installment of the Batman movie franchise, “The Dark Knight.” In the movie, Joker adresses a meeting of underworld bosses who are rattled by Batman’s activities to shut them down. Joker berates them, reminding them of former times when they were a power to be reckoned with.

“What happened? Did your balls drop off?” Joker says.

Right now there is a movement underway within the G.O.P. ranks to marginalize and push out genuine conservatives, as well as to dis-own and attack conservative commentators. It seems that the G.O.P. has now become a party of R.I.N.O.’s, Moderate Quislings, and Demonrat collaborators. Genuine conservatives care about principle. The G.O.P. who claims to represent them cares only for selling out principle to gain popularity, re-election, and protection for their pensions.

Right now many people in the party are attacking Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and their colleagues, saying that they don’t speak for conservatives. If they didn’t speak for conservatives, then why are their ratings so high? C’mon...get a clue. The only question I have for all the moderate quislings is this:

‘WHAT HAPPENED, MODERATES? DID YOUR BALLS DROP OFF?”

Say No to the R.I.NO. Purge the Moderates Out.

“Political parties must stand for something. When Republicans were in the wilderness in the late 1970s, Ronald Reagan knew that the doctrine of ‘blurring the lines’ between parties was not an appropriate way to win elections,” Palin wrote in a statement on her Facebook page.

How can you tell the difference between a genuine Conservative and a R.I.N.O? A genuine Conservative stands on principle, and a R.I.N.O. cares only about compromising for popularity and re-election.

Best Quality Candidate.

Tin Plate Medals for Good Little Socialists.

By now most everyone has heard that President Hussein has been awarded The Nobel Peace Prize. By now, quite a few people the world over are scratching their heads thinking:

"W.T.F?"

I mean, really. Gandhi, Mother Theresa, and the Pope are people who win international peace prizes. A basketball organizer from Chicago who uses verbal hypnosis in his campaign speeches all the way to the white house, who is sworn into office only two weeks prior to the deadline for the first nominations for the award, actually receives the prize.

What in the hell has this guy done in the same league as Gandhi and Mother Theresa? In only two weeks, no less? I'll even go so far as saying that Nelson Mendella, a prominent liberal, has done a multitude of things more to deserve a Nobel Prize than President Barrack.

Now to be fair, they don't give the award to just anybody. Only the most popular socialists and Marxists receive the award. Left wing popularity is key, you know.

What little respect I had at all for the Nobel Prize committee has vanished. What was once an institution with at least some modicum of good intention has now degenerated into a rubber-stamp ratifier of Liberal popularity, never mind any kind of worthiness. They are a propaganda organization now, nothing more.

Carter Plays the "Race Card"

It’s an old Liberal stand-by. Whenever you don’t get your way just start name-calling, especially if you’re a minority. If anyone disagrees with you, just call them racist.

Always irrepressable, Jimmy Carter said in a recent speech that Joe Wilson’s outburst during President Hussein’s recent address is because of “racism.” People don’t want a black president, Carter says.

Read about it here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090916/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_heckling_carter

In his speech, Carter talks high and mighty about “sincere debate,” all the while resorting to one of the cheapest political tactics in the book: calling someone a racist simply because he disagrees with a colored politician.

Since we’re on the subject of name calling, I’ll do a little of my own – Jimmy Carter is nothing but a cheap political hack who got elected by accident, sold our country up the river like a used car salesman, and ever since the voters rejected him, he can’t keep his big fat Global Communist mouth shut.

He should go drink some beer with his brother.

"It's Still The Economy, Stupid."

Many people remember the chorus chanted by the Clinton-zombies in the 1990's: "it's the economy, stupid." There point was that they felt Bush was either completely out of touch with what's happening, or he purposely tried to distract national dialogue away from the real issues with fluff legislation.

Now, it seems the chickens have come home to roost for the Demonrats. All this time they have been distracting the nation with their healthcare smoke and mirrors, the economy still languishes and banks continue to fail. Read about the latest bank failures here:

http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/28/news/economy/bank_failure/?postversion=2009082818

With unemployment just below 20%, banks still failing, and GDP shrinking, the deficit topping 10 trillion, Social Security and Medicare almost bankrupt, why are we rushing headlong into creating another corrupt wasteful bureaucracy in healthcare?

While the Demonrats and the Traitor-Moderate Republicans yakking on and on about healthcare, who's fixing the real problem, the economy? Who?

"It's still the economy, stupid!"

Same Idiot, Different Day, On Yahoo.

Google now has a neat little feature where you can set them as your homepage, and they have nice background scenes you can choose from.

I went ahead and switched the homepage setting for my browser to Google, and not because of the new feature (although I really enjoy it.)

I switched homepages because I got really, really, REALLY tired of seeing the face of Comrade Obama featured on the Yahoo front page every time I go there. Every single damn day, they have a picture of the Obamessiah staring out at me from the news box.

This is a very big world, with lots of things happening every day. Obama and his activities are NOT so interesting that his face has to be featured on the Yahoo front page every single damn day. The only reason for that is the people at Yahoo worship Obama, and make no bones about it.

I don't mind loyalty to a politician, but fawning worship, so much that every single news page of a supposedly professional organization of journalists HAS to feature the guy's face 24/7/365? That's really pushing it. Gimme a break.

Now that I've switched my homepage to Google, I don't have to stare at St. Barack's know-it-all smirk every damn day, and that makes me REALLY happy.

2012, BABY!

Julie & Julia (and The Hollywood Ten)

"I feel very strongly that actors haven't any business at all to shoot their faces off about things I know we know very little about." - Gary Cooper

"Actors have no damn business in politics, period." - Spencer Tracy

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My wife and I went to see the movie "Julie and Julia" today.

A charming little film, it's a character study of a young woman in Queens who cooks her way through Julia Child's book "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" in its entirety, one recipe at a time, over the course of a year. Interspersed throughout the movie are scenes from Julia Child's own life, during the time she spent in France while her husband worked there.

Right in the middle of the film the characters engage in a diatribe about Joseph McCarthy. The movie shows how Julia Child's husband Paul had to go through interviews over the course of a few days about his politics and character. Julia and Paul spend time lamenting about the whole thing, speaking of it as if it were some sort of horrible ordeal.

Several things crossed my mind about this.

First of all, this is a movie about cooking as an art. It is a movie about two women, at different times, undergoing personal journeys of growth and transformation as they perfect their knowledge of food. Along the way, they discover themselves and strengthen their love for their husbands. Why on earth, then, is it absolutely necessary to talk about Joseph McCarthy in a film about cooking? There have been a zillion movies about that, piled high ad nauseum -- why ruin a perfectly good dramatic character study with a diatribe about politics?

Second, they complain about the inquiry as if it were some kind of massive affront to their dignity. Give me a break. Paul worked for the State Department. That profession involves national security. Applicants to the FBI and other federal agencies have to go through far stricter background checks, before and after they are hired, all throughout their careers. It's standard procedure.

That particular period of history was very dangerous. Soviet Premier Kruschev vowed that he'd bury us, as he held his finger over "the button" during the Cuban Missile crisis. In recent years, the former KGB confirmed that they had people buried all throughout the State Department. Even if McCarthy never said a word, the Federal government still would have searched high and low for agents, because the threat was very real.

Paul and Julia should be glad that they weren't interrogated by the Communist Khmer Rhouge in Toul Sleng prison. They should be glad they weren't interrogated by the Viet Cong in the Hanoi Hilton, where John McCain was tortured mercilessly. They should be glad they didn't have to make forced confessions in a Moscow kangaroo trial, and then die in a Siberian prison, like several Catholic priests did. The McCarthy hearings were high school sock hops, compared to Communist torture.

What was an enjoyable movie experience was jarred by the socialist keyboard masturbation of a pinko Hollywood script writer. Only a Hollywood pinko could find a way to take a neutral subject like cooking and pump it full of totally unrelated socialist politics. I did a little digging. It turns out the script was penned by Nora Ephron, a veritable poster child of Hollywood Communist scriptwriting for decades. She regularly contributes to The Huffington Post. I should have known.

Let me quote the words of Anton Ego, food critic in the movie Ratatouille: "I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I spit it out." When a wonderful movie tries to shove liberal sh* down my throat, I too spit it out. I want to spit it all over the screen.

Liberal Thuggery.

Demonrats, liberals, and unions are violent, bloody haters.

In a recent noisy Town Hall meeting in St. Louis, jack-boot thugs (oops, I mean "community organizers") from the labor union S.E.I.U. beat up conservative protestors. They even beat up a BLACK conservative protester, calling him racial slurs.

Such love and tolerance from the "sweetness and light" Liberals.

All I have to say is "ZEIG HEIL!"

http://www.breitbart.tv/protester-beaten-by-union-members-at-st-louis-town-hall-recounts-assault/

So-Called "Peaceful Islam" #30

Well folks, I'm going to be a bit liberal today. I am going to speak out in defense of feminist activism. Specifically, in the nation of Sudan.

A former diplomatic worker for The United Nations is on trial in Khartoum, and if convicted she will be flogged. Keep in mind that Islamic floggings, especially in Africa, are the kind that leave scars.

What is the woman's crime, you may ask? She is guilty of the absolutely heinous crime of WEARING PANTS. Yes, folks, the religion that brags itself ready to take over the world just cannot tolerate women wearing pants in public. When an Islamic government illegally usurped power in the 1990's in the Sudan, they put in place a dress code for women, punishable by flogging.

There's one small catch. Prohibition on pants is never specifically mentioned in The Koran, nor anywhere else in the writings of Mohammad. It is purely a modern interpretation.

Yes folks, maybe I should have publicly whipped my Christian Sunday School teacher, because she wore slacks. That's what Islam in The Sudan says. Such wonderful, lovely PEACE now, isn't it?

Twaddle.

Read about it here.

Remember Kids -- Only Liberals Are Allowed Disruptive Protest.

If you want to see some good old fashioned noisy American protest, watch the videos on this liberal blog, "Think Progress."

There's only one problem, though. The noisy protesters are (sacre bleu!) real live Conservatives. They are focusing on town hall meetings held by Democrat legislators. The liberal writer of the blog post is all aghast, of course. The nerve of these right wing people, making a ruckus.

Oh, the anarchy! Such disrespect for law and order! Such ruffians, whatever shall we do? American liberals would NEVER behave like THAT.

That's right -- liberals think we should ignore all of their anarchy, lawlessness, destruction, sabotage, sex, drugs, noise, and disturbance of the peace they've been doing since the 1960's. Only LIBERALS are allowed to make anarchy.

What a bunch of crap.

So-Called "Peaceful Islam" #29

It has recently come to light in the international press that ruling religious leaders in Iran have ordered the torture of protestors and demonstrators. Some of them are now being put on trial, based on false confessions forced out of them.

read about it here:
http://stop.torturing.us/2009/04/iran-tortures-in-prison.html

also here:
http://www.hrw.org/en/news/2004/06/06/iran-torture-used-suppress-dissent

Iranian leaders have always sanctimoniously criticized America and The West for their handling of Islamic Terror prisoners, especially at Gitmo and Abu Hagraib. All the while, Iranian clerics torture their own prisoners on a wholesale level that completely out-scales anything that a handful of rogue bureaucrats in The West got away with.

Iran merely calls it "punishment," and denies it is actual torture. While The West may have had problems with individual abuses, Iranian Islamic rulers are guilty of judicial terror far beyond the pale. They torture people as a matter of full-scale institutional policy, using Islamic religious doctrine as justification.

Oh, yes -- such a religion of "peace" now, isn't it?

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Source Of The Oba-Messiah Silver Tongue

While questionable in it's basic premise, this document does provide food for thought. Having been trained in NLP and Ericksonian Hypnosis myself, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually were true, judging by the hysterical behavior of President Hussein's minions, drones, and slaves. The full document can be downloaded over at ScribD dotcom.

Obama's Use of Hidden Hypnosis Techniques in His Speeches

Obama Swats the F--22 Fly.

The U.S. Senate voted to stop production of the F-22 fighter today, after President Hussein's urging.

"I reject the notion that we have to waste billions of taxpayer dollars on outdated and unnecessary defense projects to keep this nation secure," President Hussein said after the vote.

Well then, here's what I say to THAT:

"I reject the notion we have to waste TRILLIONS of taxpayer dollars on outdated and unnecessary SOCIAL PROJECTS and BANK BAILOUTS to keep our economy secure."

Indeed, Republican Governer Jodi Rell of Connecticut agrees with me: ""In the midst of the greatest economic turmoil since the Great Depression — and at a time when Congress has approved countless hundreds of billions of dollars in stimulus funding and bailouts for banks and automotive manufacturers — I cannot understand why this relatively small amount of money is seen as a stumbling block," she said.

Up to 100,000 jobs are at stake, directly or indirectly. That's not counting industries that supply the manufacturer. Way to go Hussein. Throw people out of work. That's a good stimulus.

Demonrat Racist Hypocrisy.

True to form, Demonrats are shouting "racism!" over opposition to Sotomayor's nomination this week.

What is really interesting is that nobody shouted racism when the Demonrats vigorously opposed the nomimantion of Clarence Thomas years ago. Nobody shouted racism when the Demonrats blocked the appointment of Miquel Estrada to a judgeship in the appellate courts. Democrat staff memos reveal it was specifically because he was Hispanic. I found out this little tidbit as I was reading Ann Coulter today.

Ann goes on to mention how Sen. Dick Durbin's office had Capitol police remove from Senate computers incriminating memos they wrote about Estrada, and had them locked up. It turns out that the Demonrats have amnesia about the way they went after Janice Rogers Brown, an African American appointee to the U.S. circuit courts.

If the Republican Party were wise, they would pick up on this convenient amnesia in the Democrat party over their own racist attitudes about non-white conservatives. Unfortunately, the G.O.P. is too busy giving the rubber stamp to anything that the Democrat White House wants.

Yahoo! News Attacks RNC Chairman With Biased Editorial Policy.

While sifting through the socialist crap usually floating in the communist commode bowl of Yahoo News, I came across a headline that said "RNC chairman attacks Obama on health care."

Read it here.

So, I took a gander at the article. It only talked about a speech where the chairman explains the Republican position on the issue. Nowhere in the article did they show how he "attacked" Obama. Knowing that most readers aren't going to take the time to read a pedestrian article about a total non-issue, Yahoo News titled the article with carefully chosen inflammatory wording, specifically designed to negatively influence opinion toward Republicans without any evidence or facts.

Yes, my readers -- if you are ever in a classroom setting where you need to provide examples of liberal BIAS and SPIN, just look through Yahoo News for a day or two and you'll get plenty to choose from. Pay special attention to the words they choose, like "attacked."

I can get away with inflammatory wording on my blog, because I am only a simple citizen expressing his opinion. Yahoo News on the other hand, would have us believe their content is the result of "professional journalism." Inflammatory wording, in theory, does not belong in "professional journalism." I suppose it could be said that "professional journalism" is in the eye of the beholder.

So-Called "Peaceful Islam" #28

In the headlines for today, there are more bombings in Iraq, killing several people.

Read about it here, at Yahoo News.

One of the bombs killed youths playing in a billiard hall, another bomb killed the wife and child of a government official, who was also killed.

Yes, folks, that's mighty peaceful.

Here's the kicker. True to their anti-American traitorous, IslamoNazi loving form, the Associated Press spent a considerable amount of space in the article about an completely unrelated event, where an Iraqi truck driver died when he refused to obey orders to stop his approach upon a military convoy.

They mention this event and then go on to mention that convoy encroachment deaths like this were a common factor in the early part of the Iraq war, and the subject has been the source of hostility. The Associated Press and their Yahoo News socialist sympathizer lapdogs do this as "positioning" move to spin public sentiment away from Islamic bombing atrocity so they can focus instead on criticism of American forces.

They take the outrage a reader may feel against the Islamo-bombing of an innocent wife and child, and they lead the reader to direct that animosity toward American troops for problems that are completely separate from the events at hand.

One of the benefits of having sat through endless liberal communist college classes is that I learned their techniques of warping the truth. I've listened to an endless number of socialist hippie professors warn me about all the "tricks" that conservatives allegedly use to affect a person's thinking. These commie professors challenged me to "think for myself" and "question authority."

Well guess what? Almost everywhere I see examples, like this article, of liberals using those very same thought-reform techniques. You bet I question authority. I question "liberal media" authority.

Oh, Blimey.

On of my friends of Facebook, who may not be on my list for very much longer, posted that her Englishman husband is celebrating "giving away America day" today, on the 4th.

Talk about arrogant ass.

If there is one thing that really sends me over the edge it's a snotty-assed Britisher.

So I put a comment on her post: "not bad for a rag tag group of coon-skin farmers and drunk Frenchmen, whooping the keisters of the cream of British military might. Three cheers for Guy Fawkes, he should of had more powder in his keg."

One of the greatest tragedies of the 20th century is the rivers of American blood spilled in defense of brutish, ungrateful Europeans. I really believe we should have left Europe to rot under Hitler and Stalin, for all the good our involvement did for us.

Just to show my tremendous, bowel-clearing hatred for arrogant British ingrates, here's a couple of jokes:

• How do you get an Englishman to take a bath? -- Hide his pension "cheque" in the bathtub.
• How do you get him extra clean? -- fill the tub with sherry.
  
• How can you know the difference between an American and a Britisher? -- Tell them to smile.
• What do you call a British R.A.F. pilot flying over Berlin? -- Dead.
• What happened when Gen. Montgomery passed a "lively?" -- Churchill said "oh, for God's sake Monty! Save it for the bio warfare unit!"
• What do you call a dead British soldier, floating in the tide at The Battle of Dunkirk? --Bobbie.
• What did British soldiers sing after The Battle of Dunkirk? -- "row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream..."
• (note: The Battle of Dunkirk was one of the most humiliating defeats in British history. French fishermen in little skiffs and rowboats had to help them escape the Germans.)
• An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman entered a 26 kilometer swimming race. After 10 kilometers, the Scotsman gets tired and drops out of the race. After 12 Kilometers, the Irishman gets tired and drops out of the race. After 24 kilometers the Englishman stops for tea, decides he can't finish the race, and swims back to the starting line.
• An Englishman was driving in the country, when he noticed a sign on the gate of a country estate. It read: "please ring bell for the caretaker." So, the Englishman stopped, rang the bell, and an old man appeared. "Are you the caretaker?" the Englishman asked. "Yes, your Lordship, I am, " replied the old man. "What do you want?" The Englishman replied, "well good God, man! I want to know why the devil you can't bloody ring the bell for yourself!"
• What do you call a beautiful girl in London? -- a foreign tourist.
• What's the difference between a Britisher and a tea bag? one of them stays in the cup longer than the other.
• How do you reach a British call center? Dial Pakistan.
• What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John? One of them is the true Queen of England.
• "When it's 3 o'clock in New York, it's 1938 in London." Bette Midler.
• "My parents were British...we were too poor to be English." Bob Hope.
• What did Prince Harry say when they dissed him about his Nazi uniform stunt? "Heaven help me! don't tell them about the whip and paddle!"
• "Britain is a very popular foreign country to visit, because the people who live there actually do speak some English..." Dave Barry.
• "There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do." ~ Douglas Adams
• A Tribute to the British Hamburger... "When you cut it up, put the pieces in your mouth and swallowed them, the British hamburger shaped itself to the bottom on your stomach like ballast, while interacting with your gastric juices to form an incipient belch of enormous potential, an airship which had been inflated in a garage. This belch, when silently released, would cause people standing twenty yards away to start examining the soles of their shoes. The vocalized version sounded like a bag of tools thrown into a bog, and the burger itself looks like a human sacrifice thrown into the bog." ~ Clive James
• "Europeans have sex-lives, the English have hot water bottles." -- George Mikes.
• "The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence." ~Oscar Wilde
• "Now in England if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun so if you commit a crime it's 'Stop, or I'll say stop again!' " ~ Robin Williams
• What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50? -- Colonel sir!!
• They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.
• Never ask a foreigner where he is from. If he is not english he will tell you within a few minutes, and if he is English, why embarrass him?
• An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink. "Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant. "Don't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman.
• Have you heard about the thrill seeking Englishman? He ate his After eight mints at half-past seven!
• Did you hear about the Englishman who told his chauffeur to drive over a cliff? He wanted to commit suicide!
• Recipe for English stew: Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness Stout. Drink all of the stout. Forget about the stew.
• "Drink is a curse," proclaimed the Anglican Priest. "It makes you quarrel with your neighbour, shoot at your landlord….and miss…"

Another One Bites the Dust

In recent news, Sarah Palin announced that she was resigning as Governor of Alaska.

I believe what drove her to it was the incessant perpetual stream of savage attacks and smears. Democrat forces in the state have hounded her non-stop with merit-less investigations and groundless charges.

The thing that really makes me angry is that here we have a woman conservative who has more brass than most of her male counterparts to stand up for genuine conservative principles, and the G.O.P. basically has just stood by, watching on the sidelines like inbred idiots, leaving her to be mauled by the wolves of the liberal establishment.

I understand, but don't condone, the need that liberals feel to go after her. She threatens them. What I can never forgive is how the G.O.P. has used her basically as a bullet-stop for McCain, and then cast her aside like an old glove when they were done with her, leaving her to deal with an entire nation full of hate minded liberals all on her own.

I will never forgive the G.O.P. leadership for not doing enough to defend her. They are the ones who chose her for the VEEP spot, then they should be the ones to stand up for her, and by extension stand up for their own judgment in choosing her.

Shame on you, G.O.P. leadership. Shame on you.

So Called "Peaceful Islam" #27

Here's the latest lunacy jibbering out of the foaming mouths of the Iranian authorities:

They are now screeching that the police murder of Neda Agha Solta in the streets has been "staged" by Western intelligence organizations to undermine the "legitimacy" of the current government.

Read about it at the tail end of the article found here.

Neda was an innocent bystander, un-involved with the street protests in Iran, when government forces shot her point blank in the street and left her to die, as she was on her way to meet her fiancee. Her face has since become a symbol for the reform movement in Iran and around the world.

The doctor who tried to treat her on scene is now being hunted by Iranian intellingence forces, who are insisting that Neda's death is a plot contrived to make the government look bad. The Iranian ruling clerics, it seems, are so caught up in their googly-eyed, mouth foaming, beard tearing fascist madness that they can't even see the absolute lunacy of the things they are saying.

The very idea that Iran would charge that a Western nation would go to all the trouble to murder an innocent girl in the street as part of some covert op is just atrociously mind boggling. One thing is for certain -- I know of one world religion that NEVER in my life would I even think of following, because they are such insane butchers.

** WARNING -- N.S.F.W.**

The link below will take you to a copy of a video shot by an onlooker, containing the very moment of Neda's death after government troops shot her. THE VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED.

Watch it closely. This is the false religion that American Liberal Traitors have supported and continue to support

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjQxq5N--Kc

Telling It Like It Is

When you leave yourself totally defenseless, you invite your enemies to attack. When they do so, you become just as responsible for their violence. You cannot talk of peace and then allow your enemies to commit violence because of your weakness. -- Sun Tzu, the Art of War.

So Called "Peaceful Islam #26" -- "Hang The Protestors"

Iranian clerics are now calling for executions of post - election protestors.

See the article at Yahoo News.

Liberals all sung the praises of Islam after 911, saying how "peaceful" they are. Well, last time I checked, sending people to the gallows for expressing their political opinion is NOT "peaceful."

What a bunch of crap.

I say we should move our troops over from Iraq and liberate the people of Iran. Iranian religious leaders have long been known to give state sponsorship to terrorism. They have done it far more than Iraq ever did.

I say give the Iranian Islamo-fascists the martyrdom they want, and free the common Iranian people.

American Liberals Support Fascism

Next time an American Liberal spouts off about "peace, love, and tolerance," think of this picture showing Iranian Security beating passersby.

This is the very same Islamo-Facism that Amercian Liberals have coddled and supported ever since 9/11.

Think about it.

One For You, Six for Me....

International elections analysts, who are experts at monitoring elections in corrupt countries, are now asking how 40 million votes can be counted and winner declared in only a matter of hours during the recent questionable Iranian presidential election.

Read about it here at Yahoo! News.

The answer is simple: the ruling Islamic leaders in Iran are LIARS and CHEATERS. In capital letters. For all these years, Islam has been self-righteously pontificating about the moral failings of Western culture. Islamic culture is supposedly God-inspired and more pure.

Jesus. Don't make me laugh.

It turns out, after all that self-righteous puffery out of Eastern Islam, they are more corrupt and shadier than a small town Sheriff in the American South. Considering how Iranian authorities are beating and shooting election protestors, Eastern Islam could teach Al Capone a thing or two about how to conduct "business."

So where is The Ayatollah during all of this? Where is all his fiery speech about Western corruption now? Right. I thought so.

No Peace Without Defense

Tax Payers Foot the Bill

A recent article at the Communist News Network discusses how TARP banks are trying to structure their paybacks in such a way as to make certain that taxpayer money covers part of the warrants and guarantees (see the write up here at the Ted Turner Daily Pravda.)

What cracks me up is that the article is written with a certain tone of surprise that such a thing is happening. Jebus H. Jehosephat -- what did people honestly think was going to happen with all of this corporate welfare?

All these years liberals and Democrats have complained about corporate welfare -- yet now they are hailing the worst corporate welfare in history as some kind of "accomplishment" because President Hussein has instituted it?

Once people see how much their taxes are going to rise soon, they are going to take the Tea Party movement more seriously.

So-Called "Peaceful Islam" #25

A certain Mr. Ishaq Kanmi, 23, of Blackburn, Lancashire England, has been arrested and faces charges after insisting publicly that Muslims should murder the Prime Minister. Here is the write up at BBC News.

After all of the pandering the British Government has done to molly-coddle and satisfy the whims of their Muslim constituents, I'm surprised that their Bobbies had enough brass on their uniforms to actually carry out the arrest.

Authorities issued this comment: "His loyalty to his form of Islam exceeds his loyalty to this country."

Oh really? You think? Call Scotland Yard on this one, and consult with the experts at Oxford. Maybe he was just joking around. Ah yes, of course! A joke by George, that's what it is, he didn't mean it!

FOOLS.

If You Believe That, I've Got Some Land In The Swamp I Want To Sell You.

Former Gen. Colon Bowel, in the recent exchanges between himself and core conservatives, staunchly insists "I'm still a Republican!"

Really, now. You could have fooled me.

Here's the write up: CNN Political Ticker (I generally try to avoid quoting "Communist News Network," but they'll do for today.)

He's still prattling on about how we need to "widen" the party base, and be more "inclusive." TRANSLATION: "We're loosing elections and our pensions, so we have to sell out core conservative principles and pander to the voting public."

History has a precedent for that -- The Roman Empire. Toward the end, Emperors and Senators got elected based on how well they pandered to voters with "bread and circuses." They bankrupted the treasury and wrecked the economy in the process. R.I.N.O.s in the Republican Party want to do the same thing.

Read my lips: Moderates, please defect. Get out of the party if it doesn't suit you. The rest of us honest and legitimate conservatives won't miss you. Trust me.

"Do Ya Feel LUCKY, Punk? Well, Do Ya?

A couple of two bit punks tried to rob a pharmacy here in my hometown, Oklahoma City. The pharmacist, a veteran, decided to take care of business the old fashioned way. He reached for his gun and let the punk have it.

Here's the write up from The Daily Oklahoman:
http://newsok.com/city-druggist-faces-charge-in-shooting/article/3373149?

The problem came when the druggist put more shots into the punk after he was down. Actually, it's no problem for me, I'm not gonna loose any sleep over it. The local District Attorney's office had a problem with it, however, and proceeded to charge the druggist with murder.

Defense attorneys for the druggist say that as a military veteran, trained for combat, no one can really understand what he was going through unless they have been robbed themselves.

I AGREE.

It is a travesty that this man should have to defend himself twice, first from a violent robber, second from a publicity hungry District Attorney. I really don't care if the robber was already down when he got shot six more times. Really, I don't.

IF THE PUNK HAD OBEYED THE LAW AND MINDED HIS OWN BUSINESS, HE'D STILL BE ALIVE. HE DESERVED WHAT HE GOT.

Period. End of Story.

Bull Moose Re-Visited.

Calls It Like I Sees 'em.

History Repeats.

Former General Colon Bowell (oops, I mean Colin Powell) is on the warpath for the GOP moderates, blaming core conservatives for election losses and portraying us as "extreme" right wing. The truth is, we lost the election because of the moderates -- they have become so wishy-washy, nerdy, and Democrat-looking, that swing voters desperately latched on to the first really, really strong personality they saw in the election, which was Obam-messiah.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090525/ap_on_re_us/us_republican_ruckus

Powell basically wants the Republican Party to sell out its principles simply for the sake of being more "inclusive." He doesn't want to risk alienating defecting moderates. Personally, I really wish the moderates would defect. I wish they would all be honest with the world and admit that they are Democrats, instead of insulting my intelligence by saying their "conservative." Let the moderates go. Get rid of them.

As politicians, Powell and the moderates are concerned about winning elections. As a true conservative, I'm concerned with defending eternal principles of righteousness, such as the sanctity of life and the purity of marriage. Call me what you want, marginalize me if you must, but there are just some things as a conservative you just don't compromise. Lives of the innocent unborn is one of them.

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

That's a famous quote by Patrick Henry before the Virginia House of Burgesses. In essence he is saying "I don't care if you cowards want to stand idle and sell out to the British Crown to preserve all your goodies. I will take the path of righteousness before God -- I will support the cause of liberty, with my very life if I have to."

Here is Bucky's translation of Patrick Henry's Quote: "Is re-election so dear, or congressional pensions so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of unborn children and middle class tax payers? I know not what other phony masks the Moderates may wear; but as for me, give me The Grand Ole Party, or give me death!"

Patrick Henry also remarked "If this be treason, then make the most of it!"

Bucky's translation: "If my defense of the unborn and the taxpayer really offends the Republican Moderates, then up yours!"

"Mom! Those Mean Conservatives Are Using Our Very Own Smear Tactics On Our People Again!"

The blog-o-sphere is all abuzz of late about a video that circulated amongst some of the RNC leadership, poking fun at Nancy Pelosi over her waffling about when she knew the CIA used waterboarding. The video compares her to a villianess character in an old James Bond movie, by the name of "Pussy Galore."

You guessed it -- shreiks and howls from the liberal peanut gallery. Here's the rub -- this blog author doesn't give the slightest chicken-scratch about what they think.

After the savage treatment liberals gave Sarah Palin, I applaud the creators of the Pelosi video, and I pray it gets wide circulation on the internet.

There. 'Nuff said.

Homeland "Un-American Activities" Committee

When I Order Burgers At A Staged Phony Photo Op, I Use...

Support Mustard Rights

Just to show I'm not totally despicably evil and heartless, as liberals always say us conservatives are, I want to go on record to say that I support Pres. Obama's right to have his mustard.

Shame on MSNBC for wanting to cover up our President's condiment choice, fearing it might detract from the "Camelot" image they are desperately trying to spin.

Mr. Hussein, I stand tall and proud when I say you have a right to dijon on your burger. That's what true blue American hamburgers are all about! Freedom of choice in condiments! If you want mustard, I'm down wit' dat', my homeboy!

[chuckle...]

Sacre Bleu! Brace Yourselves For....."Dijon-gate"

Recently President Hussein and his super side-kick Joe Biden hopped out of the "Hope"-mobile and popped into an ordinary burger joint. Interestingly enough, the (allegedly) non-biased liberal cheerleader MSNBC crews "just happened" to be there to record and hype this particularly droll non-event as a "lunch with the guys" kind of thing.

(Here's the write-up at "Legal Insurrection.")

The fun started when President ordered Dijon mustard on his burger. For some strange reason, MSNBC obscured the audio over those words at that point. It seems the liberal press was paranoid their Messiah would be criticized over his choice of a French condiment, so they covered it up.

Conservative commentators around the country sensed a prime opportunity for fresh mockery, like sharks catching the scent of blood in the water. Naturally, sarcasm came to the fore and they all had a good time lampooning MSNBC's devotion to Obama so feverish that they fear public knowledge of his mustard.

Then, all hell broke loose. Liberals not in on the joke have been whipping up a firestorm over this NON-EVENT, accusing the conservatives of doing the very thing that MSNBC was paranoid about. Totally unable to recognize humor when they see it, the liberals shrieked: "Those mean conservatives are criticizing our Messiah for his choice of mustard! Burn the conservative heretics!"

The truth is, conservatives could care less what Mr. Hussein has on his burger.

The fact of the matter is that liberal media has gotten so hysterical nowadays that they feel they have to sanitize a video of Mr. Hussein eating a burger. I find it interesting that the animal-rights and vegitarian armies have been strangely silent over the episode -- after all, their Messiah was seen eating unholy things like meat.

I get the feeling that if I opened up a shop filled with Obama candles, Obama altars, and Obama coffee mugs I could make one heck of a profit -- especially if I set it up outside MSNBC headquarters.

Remember Kids, Only Liberals Are Allowed Free Speech

"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."

-- William F. Buckley, Jr.

"Thanks, Homeland Security!"

Gory Mexican Drug Murders In Alabama

Just like I've been saying for years now, Mexican drug violence has spread across the border and now it's coming to small towns near you.

This article discusses how five junkies and their blood were found spread all over an apartment in Alabama, with signs of prolonged torture.

So far, Mexican drug violence kills an average of 10,000 per year. Yet Homeland Security Sec. Nepolitano insists that the greatest threats to our national security are Christian home-schooler moms and Iraq war veterans - especially the ones with missing limbs.

NAPOLITANO -- JUST WHAT KIND OF A CLUELESS MORON ARE YOU?

Mexican Drug Violence: 10,000 dead per year
Returning Am-Vets: ???

YOU DO THE MATH.

New Bulletin From Sec. Napolitano

I'm Glad They Clued Me In......

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Created by myself, so feel free to spread this parody as far and wide as you wish.

Any Questions?

Napolitano Still Insists I'm a Terrorist

A recent article in The Washington Times quotes Sec. Janet Napolitano as saying she stands by the wording of a recent Homeland Security report that says I'm a terrorist if I care about unborn babies and the security of our borders. If I was a veteran, I would be an additional risk to national security.

Well then. That just calls for action, doesn't it?

I'll just tip-toe past my napping child, grab my cane, and go through the secret entrance into my "right-wing-extremist" bat-cave! Now, where did I store those weapons of mass destruction? Ah, yes! right next to my blood pressure medicine and my Reinhardt Heydrich posters!

The government is in for it now! I shall summon my legions of "recruits" and launch an attack on the janitor shed at the OKC bombing memorial! MWUA-HA-HA-HA-Ha! I shall destroy! Fear the wrath of this "extremist!"

Gimme a f* ing break.

Homeland Security Says I'm A Terrorist.

I tell you what, folks. The Liberal lunacy just keeps on coming.

According to The Department of Homeland Security, in a report they recently released, I am a potential terrorist. Imagine that -- a 43 year old fat guy with a cane, high blood pressure, and a stroke clot lodged in his head, who is an under-employed full time college student living in a run down trailer in Yukon Oklahoma, is a very serious threat to our national security.

Why do they say I'm a threat to national security? The answer is simple: because I'm a Conservative.

Lest you think I'm joking, I invite you to visit the write up Michelle Malkin gave on the subject. She even included the link where you can download the official report, complete with Agency Logo and all.

http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hsa-rightwing-extremism-09-04-07.pdf

Yes, folks it seems my sarcastic mockery of Liberalism and RINO Republicans, has now gotten me lumped together with the likes of The American Nazi Party. If my blog all of a sudden stops publishing, you'll know what happened to me -- I will have been rounded up and jailed as an enemy of the state, because of my two-bit little known blog in cyberspace.

Of course, I could use my underground cavern where I'm hiding all the black market bazookas and tanks that all conservatives are supposed to have stored, and I could gather together my multitudinous army of conservative "recruits" and launch an attack on the local public library. I could even use all of my secret contacts with overseas corporations who harbor fascists, and pull strings with the Federal government to protect myself, but I decided not to do all that.

I decided instead to drop my clandestine back-pack nukes and come peaceably when the Federal paddy-wagon shows up to come get me.

Hussein's World Apology Tour 2009 (#2)

The kow-towing craven apology tour continues.

MSNBC, America's version of Pravda, discusses in this article how The Great O is making all sorts of promises to Islamic leaders in the Middle East about concessions in our foreign policy. A key point in most of the Islamicists' minds is American support for Isreal.

The basic thinking in Islam is that America deserves what terrorists do to us because of our support for Isreal. That's like saying that a woman deserves to be raped, just because she wants to keep her clothes on.

Truthfully it is precisely BECAUSE of Islamic butchery that we defend Isreal.

It is our own business who we support, and it is our own business if we want to preventively strike the very stockpiles of weapons and fanatics that were already aimed at us from the beginning.

Speaking of keeping women's clothes on, here is a video of our "peaceful" Islamic Taliban neighbors beating a 17 year old girl because she refused to marry a gnarly old Taliban geezer:

Taliban Publicly Beat 17 Year Old Girl

More info on this incident <a href=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6022878.ece> here</a>. Apparently this occurred after she refused to marry a local Taliban leader so he accused her of adultery. What a wonderful group of people.

Get NothingToxic

Hussein's World Apology Tour 2009

President Hussein's never ending international craven apology tour features an interesting little tidbit:

During the G-20 talks in London, Pres. Hussein bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia as he greeted him.

Of course the White House Spin-doctors hastily stated that it was not a bow of feality to a foreign potentate, but merely a diplomatic gesture.

Yeah, right. In a pig's eye.

Tune in to your major news outlets folks, as President Hussein continues his perpetual dance of obeisance to the world of Islam, handing over concessions on a silver platter to terrorist states like Iran. More posts on this subject coming shortly.

Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other.

All these years scientists have been whining at us that we are at risk for skin cancer from too much sun, and now this:

Vitamin D deficiency at epidemic proportions, lack of sunlight given as cause (Chicago Sun).

I'm willing to bet that after we do all the crazy crap they want us to do because of Globaloney Warming, we'll end up having to deal with disastrous unintended consequences.

Typical.

Leave Octo Mom Alone.

The liberal media has had a field day savaging Octomom and her over productive fertility. They are especially angry that she his relying on public assistance for all fourteen of her children

Here's one thing that concerns me:

• WE WILLINGLY FORK OVER BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PUBLICLY SUPPORT MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS,
  
• WE RUSH TO GIVE MONEY TO INCOMPETENT BUSINESSES SO THEY CAN PAY OUT BONUSES,
  
• YET WE CAN'T GIVE A BREAK TO A WOMAN WHO IS 100% LEGAL AMERICAN?
  

W.I.T.F. ?

If Liberals are truly concerned about overpopulation and burdens on the welfare system, WHY DON'T WE DEPORT A FEW MILLION ALIENS INSTEAD? ESPECIALLY ALIENS WHO REFUSE TO USE BIRTH CONTROL?

Gimme a break.

Oh, and by the way: what ever happened to "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE?" According to Liberals and Feminists, Octomom has her rights as a woman to choose what happens with her reproductive system, right?

Apparently, "reproductive choice" is only allowed as an excuse for abortion, and never as a reason for more children if a woman feels she wants them. What a bunch of rhetorical hypocrisy.

THIS AUTHOR SUPPORTS THE "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE" OF WOMEN WHO DESIRE LARGE FAMILIES. GIVE THEM ALL THE PUBLIC ASSISTANCE THEY NEED. If we can fork over the pork to tens of millions of illegal aliens, what does it matter if a REAL AMERICAN WOMAN wants more children?

Iran Bitch-slaps Obama Overtures.

Pres. Hussein's recent Polly-Anna pie-in-the-sky efforts to negotiate with the confirmed terrorist supporting regime in Iran have been slapped down by hardliners in the Iranian government. Iranian officials basked in vigorous shouts of "Death to America" while announcing their response.

They insist the U.S. abandon support for Israel, and allow Iran to develop their nuclear program, which they insist they need for energy purposes (while their country is full to the brim with oil.)

When will these peace-at-any-cost appeasenik hippie liberals get it through their heads -- when you try to negotiate with terrorists, they walk all over you.

It's our own business how we deal with Israel, and any nation guilty of bloody violence who is full to the brim with oil does not need any nukes, unless they plan to explode them. What kind of fools do they take us for? Apparently some pretty big fools, since we just placed one in The Oval Office last fall.

"Community Organizing"

Where's The "Compassionate" Socialism?

They're popping up faster than dandelions in a Spring meadow.

Tent cities.

Just Google the term and you'll come across all sorts of news stories about tent settlements popping up everywhere, as the unemployed and the newly displaced foreclosure victims look desperately for a place to go. You'll find plenty of pictures.

Folks, just to show that I'm not the "heartless hater" that liberals love to call conservatives, in this post I'm going to be a little bit socialist.

The thing I really want to know is this: out of all those billions of dollars The Obamessiah handed out recently, how much is going to actually relieve the people who are truly troubled, like the tent dwellers? News organizations estimate that the stimulus package contained over 9,000 pork barrel earmarks, most of them for Democrat congressional constituencies.

While corrupt and incompentant executives are paying themselves bonuses out of public money they receive, what are all the Democrats and whiny liberals doing to help relieve the legions of people out there living in tents or out of their cars?

I thought so.

Socialism in its honest and true form: public spending to benefit cronies while the people still suffer. The only people that socialism helps is the politicians who collect the taxes.

To Meghan McCain: You're No Republican.

Conflict in the G.O.P. between core conservatives and Democrat-in-sheep's-clothing party moderates has been heating up of late. There has been the recent wrangling between party big-wigs and Rush Limbaugh, after Rush began calling moderates onto the carpet for the Democrat style abandonment of core conservative values.

The wrangling has even included prominent G.O.P. ladies. Meghan McCain, daughter of former candidate John McCain, recently lashed out at Ann Coulter for her assertive, take-no-prisoner approach to conservatism.

Fellow lady conservative commentator Laura Ingraham vigorously defended Ann, stating that Meghan McCain is little more than a "plus-sized model." Not to be outdone, Meghan shot back during an appearance on "The View," telling Laura Ingraham to "kiss my fat ass." Meghan continued to whine about the remarks over her weight, and not the issues.

Meghan should be glad she doesn't get the kind of poison liberals flung at Sarah Palin all throughout the campaign, or the kind of bile liberals pour upon Ann Coulter on a DAILY basis. Quit your whining, child, and join the adult world.

When she registered Republican as a gift to her father, Meghan said "I don’t relate to the hard right. I think that’s common knowledge. It’s time to reinvent the Republican party. And I think my dad can do it,” she says. Meghan: if you can't relate to core conservatives, GET OUT OF THE PARTY. Go join the Democrats, you'll gain respect for being honest that way. If you think you can change the minds of millions upon millions of conservatives who built this country with their hard work and military service while you were still stuffing your face with cheerios in kindergarten, you got another thing coming, baby.

First off, anyone who even spends a minute on the set of "The View," attacking other conservatives cannot seriously call themselves conservative, much less Republican. Meghan's very presence on the set of that Communist Pinko soap-box program immediately calls her conservatism into question, in my mind.

Second, McCain women seem intent on alienating the very people the party needs to get anywhere in politics -- core conservatives. Meghan's grandmother made several sarcastic remarks about Mormons early on in the 2008 presidential campaign. I don't know what century she was born in, but it seems she forgets the fact that Mormons form the back bone of conservative support in almost every major western state. Mormon Sen. Orrin Hatch carries an electorate following amongst both Mormons and conservative Christians that is nothing to sneeze at.

At a time when the G.O.P. is a complete mess, it is important for the pseudo-Republican moderates to recognize that they'll never get anywhere without the core conservatives, like them or not. Also, if John McCain wants to gain and keep support of core conservatives for any of his future plans, my advice to him is tell the women in his family to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gospel According to Saint Ayn

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction.

"When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice--there is no other.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter."

-- Ayn Rand.

Glorious Socialist Progress

Because of all the corporate scandals and collapsing banks, liberals are of course having a field day ranting about the evils and faults of capitalism and hands-off government.

What liberals refuse to consider is that governments are no better at meeting human needs than corporations are. Both are made up of humans, who can be territorial, petty, selfish, political, mean, greedy, dishonest, and inept. The only difference between the two is that of name.

The entire twentieth century is a study of governmental failure in socialist and/or communist systems.

Take China for instance, the scene of 100 million dead people worth of governmental failure over the last century. "Oh, well they've been making progress," liberals sing in their rosy hymns of praise for socialism.

During the last decade, Chinese manufacturing has been one long orgy of corruption, pumping the world's markets with products that are shoddy, dangerous, poisonous, or at the very least stolen and pirated from copyright holders. In recent years, millions of babies have been poisoned by Chinese milk that has been adulterated or thinned out by toxins by corrupt processors greedy for an extra buck. MAJOR FAIL .

Currently, the "gloriously progressive humanist socialism" of the Chinese government is trying to weasle, cheat, and bully its way out of paying settlements to families of poisoning victims. What happened to "caretaker" socialism? It seems that China is trying to cheat its way out of taking care of its own people they poisoned with toxic products.

Read the article here at Yahoo News.

Capitalism may have its faults, but I would rather live in a capitalist country than a socialist one. If American liberals want to wax romantic about having government regulate business and give everybody free bread and circuses, they are free to go live in China, where the government is more corrupt than ENRON or WORLDCOM.

Don't Blame Conservatives For This One.

According to an article in The Washington Post, at least 3% of D.C. residents are AIDS-infected.

"Our rates are higher than West Africa," said Shannon L. Hader, director of the District's HIV/AIDS Administration.

I suppose that all of this is conservative's fault. We wouldn't want to blame it on drugs and orgiastic promiscuity, now would we?

It's all a plot, you see, by the white man to keep inner city minorities down. It has nothing to do with keeping zippers up and pants on. Nothing to do with abstinence, loyalty to one spouse, or being clean from drugs. Nope.

In fact, it all has to do with mysterious Air Force planes that fly over the city, frequently dousing it with AIDS spray, genetically designed to infect only the minority, non-religious, and "alternative amorous lifestyle" residents.

Ah, yes. That MUST be it.

Yeah. What SHE Said.

"When the common good of a society is regarded as something apart from, and superior to, the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals."

-- Ayn Rand

At Least Hillary Saluted.

In the opening days of his administration, President Hussein waxed romantic about his role model, Abraham Lincoln.

There's just one catch: President Lincoln respected the national flag. Mr. Hussein, you're no Lincoln.

President Hussein has always insisted that he does not need the flag to show his patriotism. What's curious is this: if one makes a specific point of refusing to salute the flag, what other reason can their be to do so, than to rebel against the reasons that people have to salute it in the first place?

If Pres. Hussein does not need to salute the flag to show his patriotism, then guess what folks -- there is absolutely no need for me to show any respect for Pres. Hussein, to prove MY patriotism. He is free to disrespect the flag, therefore: I am free to disrespect HIM, and still be considered patriotic.

Let me borrow a few words from the Dixie Chicks: I'm ashamed to come from the same country as our current President.

Already people have been asking me why I heap so much vitriol upon His Innocence, Saint Obama. My answer is this: if the entire liberal media can get away with their savage hatred for Sarah Palin, then a small insignificant blogger like me should be able to get away with insulting Hussein Obama.

It is precisely because of all the poisonous hate liberals had for Sarah that I have in return declared a war of equal hate against liberal hypocrites who preach tolerance, and then publicly smear a working mother of a special needs child.

Say What, now?

More Notable Quotes

"Barack Obama said [earlier] that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over.

Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!'

Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'"
–Jay Leno

"Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office, directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors."
--Jay Leno

"[Earlier], President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week."
--Jay Leno

Notable Quotes.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive."
--C.S. Lewis.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "
-- Ronald Reagan

Testing, 1-2-3, testing....

Bloggers, pundits, and comentators have all made their barbs at Pres. Hussein's security blanket during public speeches -- his teleprompter.

The teleprompter has followed him wherever he has given speeches, much to the consternation of media camera people and sound people who need to make shiny, rosy portrayals of The Messiah. The teleprompter gets in the way of the excellent views of his photogenic side.

What's especially noteworthy is that speeches he has made without the teleprompter have been notoriously lackluster. As in dull. As it fumbling.

In all of the broo-ha he made about wrapping himself in the Abraham Lincoln mantel, President Hussein conveniently forgot one thing:

Abraham Lincoln made his finest speeches without a teleprompter. President Hussein, you're no Lincoln.