Despicable Tactics

Liberals tell us about a woman's so-called "right" to abort a child. Then they say she has no right to choose what her child is taught.

When a mother doesn't want her child to be indoctrinated with a secularist homosexual agenda, the child's teachers simply force the homosexual assignments down the child's throats and threaten them with a failing grade if they don't comply. They also tell the kids to keep the assignment secret from their parents.

Read about it all in an article at The World Net Daily. [link]

Spineless Moderates.

In recent news, Republican moderates are all aghast about Ann Coulter's use of the gay word "f****t" (look at me, moderating my own post like a whiney P.C. liberal censor pansy).

GOP moderates are calling for her to apologize, as if the rest of us Republicans should really care about what the Left thinks of us. Liberals use venomous hate speech all the time when they refer to Conservatives. Why should this be any different?

I really don't care if "two wrongs don't make a right." What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If the Left won't stop using their hate speech? Why should we?

What law is there that says Conservatives are always supposed to be paragons of politeness and decorum, when the Left wing is allowed to get away with any act of viscousness, destruction, libel, and falsehood they want?

Cut the crap.

Natalie Maines, "just so you know" -- Ann Coulter can kick your whiney tubby lard-a** any day of the week. I raise my glass to my Matron Saint -- here's to you Ann, you go grrrl.

Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out.

It seems the Democrats are being true to their Hippie "peace, love, and DOPE" roots of the sixties.

The party that has often defended the Taliban shares a common interest with them.

Read this article at Yahoo! News [link] that discusses the dope-growing problem in Taliban strongholds. Maybe the Democrats should have them grow the legalized marijuana they're always pushing for.

"Islamic Peace" Post #12

The eleven year old girl in the photo at left was a child bride in Afghanistan.

That's right, I said ELEVEN.

Democrat Peace Pansies, I dare you to read the article [link] that tells how she got those scars. Democrats, you who wail about women's rights, explain to me why you always try to pass off Islam as a peaceful religion? Democrats, why do you lend aid and support to this disgusting culture when you fight against our military in the media?

As often as I have been frustrated with the Republican Party, this is one reason I will NEVER be caught dead with a Democrat Party card on my person. EVER.

"Islamic Peace" Post #11

Here's another one for all the Democrat Peace-Pansies out there.

A Sunni woman in Baghdad bombed herself and killed 41 others at a Shiite University. She detonated a charge that had been purposely packed with ball bearings, with the intent of causing as much collateral damage as possible [read the article at Yahoo! News.]

Bombs like this are easy to make. It's only a matter of time before Islamic bombs start shreading the flesh and bones of our children at American schools.

I'll just sit back, let the Democrats do all their peacenik whining, and wait for it to happen. When it does, I'll be saying "told ya so."

Chairman Kellogg.

Surplus grain.
Brought to you by "failed"
American capitalism.

Would You Like Fries With That?

Even our ketchup is red.

Kennedy Kisses Kommunist Kiester.

Joe Kennedy brokered a deal to bring discounted oil into the United States. He made a handshake agreement with a Communist dictator who is a self-avowed enemy of the United States.

Kennedy-Chavez Connection [article at Yahoo! News]

Stuart Smalley For Senate.

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gonnit, people like me!"

Just when you thought comedian Al Franken couldn't get any wierder, he has announced he will run for the Senate in Minnesota 2008. It seems to me he's been taking Stuart Smalley's "twelve-step affirmations " a little too seriously. He honestly thinks the Heartland people of Minnesota are going to care about his crazed, Marxist liberal moonbat rants. At the very least, conservative satirists are going to have plenty of ammunition.

So-Called "Islamic Peace" post #10

For all the Democrat peace-pansies who say there is no more terror threat, pay attention to what MI-5 is doing over in Britain. They say they are tracking over 200 cells of suspected activity. Over the weekend British police took several suspects into custody. The police have said the operation is "by no means finished."

Read the article at USA-Today. [link]

Just Slap A Racism Label On It

White suburbs in Atlanta who pay 42 percent of county taxes but make up only 29 percent of the population are wanting to form their own county. Black Democrats in the State Legislature are crying "racism," mainly because the black neighborhoods in the county will loose millions of dollars of benefits and programs.

Any time you try to cut off welfare to blacks, they label you a racist. I guess these people are too ignorant about political history. The Roman Empire collapsed because it's rulers bankrupted the treasury giving handouts and pork barrel fat to the populace. The Soviet Union collapsed basically because it went broke. Cuba finally had to develop more tourism because they were going broke. Angola, Liberia, Sierra Leone, North Vietnam, China, all same.

Time and time again, history has proven that Robin Hood politics does not work. If you rob from the rich too often, then EVERYONE becomes poor. But I guess believing that would make me a racist, as if I were some wild-eyed, bald headed hooligan with Doc Marten boots and a baseball bat. *NOT*

(read the article at Yahoo! News)

Georgia Peanut Is Looking Like California Raisin.

In case you're wondering how Mr. Appease-nik Jimmy Carter is doing nowadays, check out this post I found over at "She Who Will Be Obeyed." [link]

So-Called "Islamic Peace" bulletin #9

"Oh, you mean THOSE torture chambers.....now how did they get there....hmmmm."

Government troops in Sri Lanka have uncovered Tamil Tiger hideouts that include torture cells. The Tamil Tigers are Islamic. Evidently they haven't read their own Korans. Of course, the Tamils are acting all innocent and claiming they were framed. Yeah. Right. And Pigs can fly.

Read the article at Yahoo! News here. [link]

It Still Amazes Me.

Just when you thought that the average American high-school graduate couldn't be any MORE stupid, they top themselves.

I was searching through "Yahoo! Answers" today. Some moron actually had the timerity to ask where Tibet was and why anyone should be concerned about it. This person had no idea where the place is, why the Communist Chinese took it over by invasionary force, or why the Communist Chinese routinely torture and murder Tibetans.

I never cracked a Geography book in my life, yet even a no-name conservative blogger like me knows where Tibet is. I just couldn't believe it. Are the youth of today THAT out of touch? Are they so busy listening to Brittany Spears and playing their video games that they have no idea they are lucky not to be rotting away in a Communist prison cell on the other side of the world?

If our youth are that stupid, I fear for our future. (here is the link to the article at Yahoo!)

They're Called Moonbats For A Reason.

The Great Oracle of "O" , the matron saint of Left-Wing Media Omniscience and Omnipotence, The Omnific Oprah herself, has spoken.

She wants to tell us how to defacate in weird shapes.

I swear on a stack of Mother Jones back issues I am not making this up. On her show, Oprah discussed (with a guest) the art of making multi shaped poop. I read about it on my favorite blog site, DebbieSchlussel dotcom. See for yourself:

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2007/01/hoprah_watch_to.html

So-Called "Islamic Peace" post #8

You gotta love Natalie Maines. She whines about the backlash against her remarks in the press. She should be glad she's not an Iraqi. If Saddam didn't like what you said, he'd literally blow you up alive in a pit. Want proof? See this video!

[Warning: video contains violent depiction of exploded people.
Viewer Discretion advised. ]

Requires media player capable of rendering .avi files.

Guns, Guitars, and Goofballs.

Yet another item from the "worthless taxwaste dept."

Lunatic moonbats at the U.N. are trying to convince Colombians to turn their guns into guitars. That's right -- GUITARS. Communist China oppresses millions of people in Tibet with torture, murder, and forced abortions, and these morons are worried about GUITARS.

Read the blog entry over at "Cap'n Bob's" blog:

http://capnbob.us/blog/?p=789

Stupid Grrrl.

Music star PINK released a song entitled "Stupid Girl" some time ago. Somehow the title seems appropriate when I think of Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chumps.

Natalie (and other moonbat liberals like her) criticized our fight against an Iraqi regime that had it's origins in Nazi Germany. During WW2, founders of The Ba'ath Party in Iraq took their ideas and influences from Nazi Germany. By the time Saddam arrived on the scene in the 1970's, the Ba'athists had become masters of dictatorship and terror. They taught him everything they knew.

Imagine that -- left wing liberals in America stupidly supporting a right wing dictator.

Stupid Girl.

I refer you to this article here. [link]

Sic Semper Tyrannis

"Thus Always To Tyrants." (latin)

See the coverage on Yahoo! News.

Auld Lang Sine.

HAPPY

NEW YEAR!

Saddam's "Power Tie."

I like a leader who has read
Malloy's "Dress For Success."

"It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo."

—Steve Martin, after Michael Moore's Oscars speech

A Heavy Price.

Hillary's Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"

The Al Qaida News Network.

Ted Turner's "Communist News Network" (CNN) has shown a repeated pattern of Anti-American, and anti-military bias. Accuracy In Media has been following them.

"CNN apes Al-Jazeera." [link]

Our soldiers swear an oath to defend the Constitution from enemies both "foreign and domestic." In my opinion, CNN is a domestic enemy we need to be defended FROM.

So-Called "Islamic Peace" post #7

A Christian convert in India recieved death threats from an Islamo-Fascist:

http://www.christianpersecution.info/news/india-islamic-extremist-threatens-christian-convert/

CHE CHIC.

Target made a decision to pull a product from its shelves that had an image of Che Guevara on it. See the article at Yahoo! News. [link]

Evidently they had some commie pinko liberal designers amongst their marketing crew that managed to get the product on the shelves with executives not fully realizing what was actually being sold.

After a firestorm of criticism, the company apologized and pulled the product. Conservatives criticized the hero worship of a murderous tyrant, and liberals criticized the capitalist merchandising of a socialist figure.

It used to be I was opposed to the mass merchandising of Guevara's likeness over the years, but now I see the irony. Now I believe we should market the hell out of his picture and make as much money in the process. That way, we can use such crass capitalism to give this guy the finger.

You Go, Grrrrl.

Ok folks, it's time for the featured Conserva Babe!

Let me introduce you to Jodi Lynn Moore. [her website]

With a degree in political science, she is brainy as she is beautiful.

In addition to that, she loves sports.

Lord have mercy.

Here's Some More "Islamic Peace."

Just to show you that my proudly admitted bias isn't totally entrenched, I'll even share with you a link from a feminist website.

It seems some Taliban whackos wanted to teach a lesson to a schoolteacher who taught girls. The teacher was partly disembowled, then drawn and quartered by motorcycle. Read the article here [link]

Islam is peaceful -- oh yes, yes of COURSE....right. In a pig's eye.

Glo-baloney Warming.

The Yahoo! Daily Pravda has outdone itself with their liberal bias. The headline on their front page screams "the debate is over" about global warming. When you follow the link, the headline reads that "some" scientists "say" the debate is over. [Yahoo propoganda page on Global Warming]

Nowhere on their super-slick, spin-drenched page do they mention the mountains of skeptical dissent within the scientific community. They quote, cite, and refer to only those scientists and studies that support their view of global environmentalist dictatorship.

Scientific skeptics are always fond of saying: "Where extraordinary claims are made, extraordinary proof is required." They say that about religion and the paranormal. But when it comes to supporting a global watch-dog dictatorship of environmental law enforcement, they fall over themselves to outdo one another in their fawning worship of phony psuedo-science.

Take a look at The Center For Competitive Enterprise. They'll give you the skinny on globaloney warming junk science.

No Hippy Weenies 'Roundabouts In These Here Parts.