Sunday, December 31, 2006

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Auld Lang Sine.



Saddam's "Power Tie."

I like a leader who has read
Malloy's "Dress For Success."

"It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo."

—Steve Martin, after Michael Moore's Oscars speech

Friday, December 29, 2006

A Heavy Price.

Hillary's Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.

Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"

The Al Qaida News Network.

Ted Turner's "Communist News Network" (CNN) has shown a repeated pattern of Anti-American, and anti-military bias. Accuracy In Media has been following them.

"CNN apes Al-Jazeera." [link]

Our soldiers swear an oath to defend the Constitution from enemies both "foreign and domestic." In my opinion, CNN is a domestic enemy we need to be defended FROM.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Target made a decision to pull a product from its shelves that had an image of Che Guevara on it. See the article at Yahoo! News. [link]

Evidently they had some commie pinko liberal designers amongst their marketing crew that managed to get the product on the shelves with executives not fully realizing what was actually being sold.

After a firestorm of criticism, the company apologized and pulled the product. Conservatives criticized the hero worship of a murderous tyrant, and liberals criticized the capitalist merchandising of a socialist figure.

It used to be I was opposed to the mass merchandising of Guevara's likeness over the years, but now I see the irony. Now I believe we should market the hell out of his picture and make as much money in the process. That way, we can use such crass capitalism to give this guy the finger.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

You Go, Grrrrl.

Ok folks, it's time for the featured Conserva Babe!

Let me introduce you to Jodi Lynn Moore. [her website]

With a degree in political science, she is brainy as she is beautiful.

In addition to that, she loves sports.

Lord have mercy.

Here's Some More "Islamic Peace."

Just to show you that my proudly admitted bias isn't totally entrenched, I'll even share with you a link from a feminist website.

It seems some Taliban whackos wanted to teach a lesson to a schoolteacher who taught girls. The teacher was partly disembowled, then drawn and quartered by motorcycle. Read the article here [link]

Islam is peaceful -- oh yes, yes of COURSE....right. In a pig's eye.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Glo-baloney Warming.

The Yahoo! Daily Pravda has outdone itself with their liberal bias. The headline on their front page screams "the debate is over" about global warming. When you follow the link, the headline reads that "some" scientists "say" the debate is over. [Yahoo propoganda page on Global Warming]

Nowhere on their super-slick, spin-drenched page do they mention the mountains of skeptical dissent within the scientific community. They quote, cite, and refer to only those scientists and studies that support their view of global environmentalist dictatorship.

Scientific skeptics are always fond of saying: "Where extraordinary claims are made, extraordinary proof is required." They say that about religion and the paranormal. But when it comes to supporting a global watch-dog dictatorship of environmental law enforcement, they fall over themselves to outdo one another in their fawning worship of phony psuedo-science.

Take a look at The Center For Competitive Enterprise. They'll give you the skinny on globaloney warming junk science.