Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Gospel According To Saint Ann.

"This week, Barack Obama's challenge is to select a running mate who's young, hip, and whose accomplishments in life don't overshadow Obama's. Allow me to suggest Kevin Federline."
-- Ann Coulter

Yeah. What she said.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Collegiate Communism

Let me share a word of advice for anyone signing up for those "online" universities.

First off, tuition at these places are sky-high. They design it that way so they can slurp up the maximum amount of federal aid that can potentially be available to a student.

Second, their curriculum is required to be "certified" by the very same private, liberally oriented education organizations which dictate the curriculum of public schools. When you attend online universities, you'll be forced to swallow down all of the same liberal, communist agenda you'd be forced to swallow if you went to a cheaper state school.

Third, online universities sign up anybody who has money and can breathe. The ability to speak English fluently is not a consideration. When you try to professionally discuss subjects of scholarship in the online classes, you have to shovel your way through line upon line of anti-American rhetoric and communist keyboard masturbation espoused in bad English by foreign students.

I say all this because I made the mistake of signing up with an online university. This last week, to make my grade, I had to endure hour after hour of reading forum posts by people who openly defend bloodthirsty communist regimes like China, and who say that world government has the right to seize from Americans anything they want to solve some social situation somewhere else. After reading all of that, all I could see is red -- communist red.

I'm too far into the program to back out now, but believe me when I tell you I sorely regret not having gone with a state school. The communism is cheaper there.

Saturday, August 02, 2008


You know how much I've been ranting about how stupid the FDA and the CDC are. For months now, I've been a lone voice in the wilderness, shouting the gospel truth from the housetops, while society blissfully ignores the truth, oblivious to the invasion of Babylon.


It took several months, thousands of man hours, and millions of dollars to discover something I could have told them from day one. When you read the article mentioned above, notice the presence of the words "contaminated irrigation water." It seems the article's publishers were too cravenly afraid of the Mexican Agribusiness Lobby to use the true term "raw sewage."

Congressional pundits from both parties are savagely criticizing the FDA and the CDC, when the truth of the matter is that 90% of the blame rests upon Congress. They are the ones who have consistently refused to give real teeth to the FDA and the CDC, because of all the "special considerations" they receive from FOREIGN AGRI-BUSINESS LOBBIES.