Monday, September 25, 2006

All Hail Cheney!

In a speech before a Republican fundraiser, Dick Cheney blasted the Democrats for their traitorous socialist pinko defeatism.

[see the article at Yahoo! News.]

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

This Guy Is The Real McCoy

I'm going to take a break from my usual right-wing extremism, and post an entry that's a little more moderate. As a matter of fact, I'm even going to provide a link to an article in a liberal publication, believe it or not.

One of the aspects of Conservatism that we often loose sight of is the preservation of things that are wholesome, praiseworthy, and good. This is what has given us the rise of the "Crunchy-Con" movement, or conservative people who wish to embrace things of proven value, even if they're from usually liberal sources.

Let me introduce you to Joel Salatin. [link] He's a traditional farmer, in the sense that he produces things of an organic nature without any industrial process, and refuses to sell his produce and meatstuffs to processors and middlemen. Instead, he sells to individual customers, who often drive many miles to his farm in the deep country-side, and pay larger prices for produce and meat that is heavenly to savor.

So much of Liberalism is tied up in so-called "progress." Maybe it's time we stop and appreciate some of the old fashioned things we've left behind in our march to Socialist Industrialisation and Globalisation.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Some More "Islamic Peace" For You.

Iraqi Tennis Players Shot Because They Wore Shorts.
[article at BBC News.]

The more these Jihadi-Nazis murder everyone in sight, the more they prove the very reason we should support everything The Pope said to denounce them.

I declare September to be National Wear Your Shorts Month, and give these filthy barbarian murderers the finger.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does.

How's this one for absolutely stupid --

Islamic terrorists are threatening violence because of the Pope's remarks. What he said was that their religion is a religion of.....violence.

[see the article at Yahoo! News.]

The Pope said that theirs was a religion enforced by the sword. Then these people turn around and threaten Islam will take over the sword.

They're mad at the Pope for what he said, then they turn around and threaten to do the very things that prove him right.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

The Jihadi-Nazis are saying that:
"...we will continue our jihad (holy war) and never stop until God avails us to chop your necks and raise the fluttering banner of monotheism, when God's rule is established governing all people and nations," said the statement by the Mujahedeen Shura Council, an umbrella organization of Sunni Arab extremist groups in Iraq."
I will personally see to it that many, many Jihadis are dead and buried face down with pork sausage shoved into them before I ever bow to Islamo-fascism. That's a guarantee, my friends.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Aww Mom, Can't We Keep Him?

...but he's such a
murderous communist

(maybe he just snorted a little too much DIHYDROUS MONOXIDE....)

Dearbornistan, part 4

Up in the Dearborn Michigan area (where three palestinians got off scot-free after being found with 1000 Tracfones and $10,000) the authorities showed up in force to guard an important bridge after these boys threatened it.

[see the post at Debbie Schlussel's blog.]

The authorities had said there is no reason to believe the boys were involved in terrorism, yet they show up with national guard units to protect the bridge over a holiday weekend.

Word has it the authorities up there are afraid of offending the Arab community, and are in the hip pocket of Leftist local political hacks. Doesn't surprise me.

If they want, I can be a spokesman for them -- I'm not afraid of offending anyone. In fact, I'll take every chance I can to offend terrorists.

But that's just me.

Friday, September 15, 2006


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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Some More "Islamic Peace" For You.

65 Tortured Bodies Found Around Baghdad.
[article at Yahoo! News]

As far as I'm concerned, Islam is an enemy to world peace. I don't care what all the other terrorist sympathizers in the Democrat party say. There is no righteousness or goodness that can come from activities of this nature. What's worse, these killings were inter-Arab violence, out of sectarian differences. I suppose Liberal moon-bats will say it's still America's fault.

Absolute rubbish.

Communist News Network (CNN)

I was watching Radio Baghdad (CNN) yesterday, and even though they didn't fully come out and admit their bias, they spent plenty of airtime mentioning the old "Arabic Violence Excuse."

Arabs insist "we don't like American policies in the Mideast region, therefore we support terrorism." CNN, and The Three Sisters as well (ABC, CBS, NBC) just love pumping that propaganda over and over.

Let me say something here -- because I don't like Arabic policies in the Mideast region, does that give me excuse to murder Arabs? Because I protest the Arabs who sympathize with the 911 grinding of 3000 innocent people into hamburger, I have the right to fly an airplane into the Kaaba Stone in Mecca? Because I disagree with communist college professors who say the 911 victims are NOT innocent, I have the right to slit the throats of those professors and dump them in the streets?

What sort of nonsense is that?

If it makes perfect sense for Arabs to murder Westerners over politics, then maybe it makes perfect sense for me to murder Arabic people just because I don't like their politics, either. Maybe we need an American Jihad against Muslims -- maybe we should bring back the Knights Templar and have The Crusades all over again, just like the Arabs are always accusing us of doing anyway.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

New Statistics!

Referring to a previous post:
  • 86.39% of all modern buildings have Dihydrous Monoxide in their plumbing!
  • heavy inhalation of DHMO into the lungs can cause death!
  • prolonged exposure of DHMO on the skin causes it to wrinkle!
  • DHMO can even be found in underground aquifiers!
  • Public swimming pools have heavy amounts of DHMO mixed in with Chlorine!
  • DHMO can dissolve hardened food right off of dishes.
  • Auto battery makers use DHMO in the power cells.
  • DHMO vapor in the air at frat parties causes t-shirts on coeds to become see-through!
Whatever shall we do? eee gad! call Earth Liberation Front! call Green Peace! call Ralph Nader!

Man, Do We Mean PRICELESS.

For Everything Else, There's Mastercard.

Dihydrous Monoxide, The Colorless Menace.

Here's one for the GreenPeace Nazis. There's a new environmental movement, campaigning for a global ban on Dihydrous Monoxide. This stuff really is widespread, and I for one support legislation on this normally liberal moon-bat issue.
  • In some places, DMHO precipitates from the sky and collects in the streams, rivers, and lakes.
  • Cancer tissue can contain significant levels of DMHO.
  • In heated gaseous form, DHMO can cause burns.
  • 95% of people who die will have ingested DHMO in the previous 12 hours.
  • 86% of people who die while swimming have been found to have DHMO in their lungs.
  • Nearly all canned soups contain DHMO.
  • DHMO can be found in most sodas, beers, wines, and juices.
  • Many athletes ingest DHMO to improve their performance.
  • Too much DHMO in the system can cause bloating and frequent urination.
  • Most household cleaners contain DHMO.
  • Electrical circuits cannot operate properly when exposed to DMHO.
Folks, this stuff truly is dangerous, and we have to act now.


In light of all the news coverage on the fifth aniversary of 911, let me suggest an idea whose time has come.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Pakistani Bikinis!

I think we have found a new weapon in the war on terror.


A young woman of Pakistani origins who is based in Texas participated in a Bikini pageant in China. She insisted she wanted to portray Pakistan in a modern light, because of all the Islamic hardliners there. Naturally, the hardliners are aghast and morally indignant.

I think that instead of troops and artillery, we should literally FLOOD Islamic nations up to the eyebrows with our "decadent" western pop culture. Music, magazines, movies, blue-jeans, the works. I believe that if we did that long enough, average Muslim people at large will wonder "now, just why is it we follow these dictators, exactly?"

[see the article at The Pakistan Times]

How Inhuman Does One Have To Be?

Even at this late date, several years later, human remains are still being found in the evirons surrounding 911 Ground Zero in New York City. [see the article at Yahoo! News.]

Even as I type this, there are vicious, heartless traitors living in our country who still insist that 3,000 human beings deserved to be ground up like hamburger in the space of a few minutes. Traitor liberals and traitor Democrats shriek the blasphemy that 3,000 human beings deserved to leave behind little children, loving spouses, and grieving grandparents as they burned to ashes.

Personally I believe that all those traitorous liberal "deserve-niks" who blame America ought to rot in hell.

Pot Calling The Kettle Black.


The U.S. Office of Cuban Broadcasting paid ten journalists in the Miami area to promote democracy in Cuba. Three were fired from The Miami Herald.

Jesus Diaz Jr., president of the Miami Herald Media Co. and publisher of both newspapers, said the individuals violated a "sacred trust" between journalists and the public. "I personally don't believe that integrity and objectivity can be assured if any of our reporters receive monetary compensation from any entity that he or she may cover or have covered, but particularly if it's a government agency," Diaz said.

Ha! Let's talk about Liberal "journalistic integrity," shall we?

  • ABC News faked a truck explosion to smear automakers
  • Reuters published a photograph doctored to exxagerate Israeli destruction.
  • The Seattle Times refuses to implicate Arabs and Muslims when reporting crimes.
  • Democrat Senator Leahy of Vermont relies on an A.P. journalist to insert plugs for him into the news-wire system.
  • The Center For Media Research has identified Basic Points of Media Bias used by liberals.
  • Media bias can be shown in carefully researched profiles, provided by The CMR.
  • For all the nattering nabobs who say the evidence is only "anecdotal," take a good look at these numbers:


Friday, September 08, 2006

Nattering Nabob Award.

In the spirit of Spiro Agnew, a new tool has been forged in the fight against moon-battish-ness.

I call it the "Nattering Nabob of Negativism" award.

The Inaugural recipient undoubtedly
has got to be Mr. Michael Moore, whose tireless Negativist Nattering and Nabobbery have been a hinderance to positive dialogue in American affairs.

In honor (or maybe, dis-honor)
of Mr. Moore, I refer you to the following website that tells the truth about him and pierces through his negative spin.

WHAT liberal bias?


A freelance pic-wit pawned off a photo-shopped picture of Beirut to make it look like damage done by Isreal was more extensive that it really was. The touch-up job was so obvious that conservative bloggers spotted it almost instantaneously upon it's release.

Liberal anti-Israel journalists aren't content to report the truth, they have to bend it.

Liberals have the gall to keep shrieking their journalism isn't biased.

Democrat Peace, Love, and Tolerance.


"Senator Hillary Clinton hired a former adviser to President Clinton. Apparently she's taking his advice because today she hit on three waitresses." --Conan O'Brien

For Everything Else, There's Mastercard.

You've Got a Point, There.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Young Republican League

Sacred Cow Burgers.

I used to get a lot of my political humor pictures from, but alas, it seems they are no more. The site it seems, has disappeared. Now I'll have to search high and low for something compareable.

Peter Griffin made up to look like Che Guevara is an example of some of their sardonic wit (picture at Left, no pun intended.) So passeth a group of heroes in the Conservative cause.

This Is What Marx Gave Us.

If there is any doubt about the savagery of Communism (and many Western acedemics try to deny it) read this article from Amnesty International.

China's Growing Scourge [link]

The article describes the torture and mutilation of a farmer who tries to protect his pregnant wife and her unborn child, hiding her from the local Planned Parenthood (ooops, I mean Population Police.)

Any Western intellectual who tries to minimize the blood stain on human history made by Communism is guilty by association in the spilling of that blood.

Minneapolis Is Now Communist.

If you're an Evangelical Christian working in a government office, take special care. Liberal Moonbat groups can get you fired.

Learn from the experience of a Christian counselor who was suspended for his beliefs:

Minneapolis Though Police [link]

Smoke Hash and Get "Stoned."

"We just pray to it, we don't really worship it."

(Huh? What sort of sense does that make? )

None the less, that's what Muslims say about The Kaaba Stone in Meccah. Good readers, behold the idol that Muslims bow down to. This picture shows them in the very act. It's a building that houses a meteorite. Supposedly Mohammed kissed it. Big Whoop.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth...Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them...." EXODUS 20:4-5

While these people worship moon rocks, I worship The Lord Jehovah-God, *formed without hands.*

We Shall Stone You Like Goliath.

"Who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?"

Thus spake David before he slew Goliath with only the power of Jehovah-God and one stone shot between Goliath's eyes.

Bin Laden beware. The Armies if righteousness before the Most High God Jehovah of Israel are coming for you.

The One True God.

Al-Qaeda released another taped rant a couple of days ago, basically telling people of the West to "convert or die." [see the article at USA Today.]
"To the American people and the people of the West in general ... God sent his Prophet Muhammad with guidance and the religion of truth ... and sent him as a herald," the tape said.
PEOPLE OF ISLAM IN THE EAST: Hear now my testimony -- there is but one true God, The Lord Jehovah, God of Isreal, and he shall destroy all who seek to drive and discomfit His people, just as he destroyed the great pharoah of Egypt.

Jesus Christ is the only Messiah, and he said "I am the way, The Truth, and The Life. No man cometh to The Father BUT BY ME." Not Bhudda, not Mohammed, not Ayatollah Khomeni, not anyone else.

Muslims worldwide: stop your idol worship of that moon-rock stored in the big black box in the middle of Mecca. The Kabbah Stone is no God. Jehova is the only God with which we have anything to do, and He shall return to reign on Earth at the battle of Har-Megiddo, where all heathens, pagans, and sons of darkness shall be tread upon underneath his feet.

There, you see? I can rant with the best of them! I can be just as loony-tunes as they can! I knew there was a good reason I went to Sunday School...I actually remember a thing or two.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Liberal IQ Test.

(Courtesy of

Now THERE'S an idea.

Leaders in Iran want to purge all the secular humanist moon-bat liberalism out of their universities. [see the article at Yahoo! News.]

That's the first good idea I've heard come out of Islam. There's quite a few secular humanist liberal Marxist Commie Pinko professors here in America that could use some purging.

We can start with all the whining liberal professors who say they think we deserved 911 because they think Islam is so "picked upon" by us evil Americans.

Maybe we can send those professors over to Iran.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Some More "Islamic Peace" For Ya.

33 Bodies Found Scattered Across Baghdad. [Article at Yahoo! News]

Each one of them was tortured and blindfolded, dumped in the street like just so much trash.

Yes indeedy, folks, Islam is a religion of peace, yep it sure is.

Republican Women Links and Sources.

In all my drooling over the featured Conserva-babes, I would be remiss if I did not give kudos and a tip 'o the hat to the legions of fine, upstanding, hard-working women out there in Conservative land. Please visit these websites to see their tireless devotion to the Republican cause:

Claire Boothe Luce Institute

Concerned Women For America

Liberty Belles

National Federation of Republican Women

Independent Women's Forum

Winning Women

The Eowyn Voters League

Conservative Women At Harvard

Featured Conserva-Babe.

Republican Diana Irey is running for Congress and she's going to un-seat Democrat incumbent John Murtha. She's got many, many years of public office amongst her creds, and her experience will be just the thing Congress needs.

Check out her profile at Jersey G.O.P.

The Latest Buzz Word.

Pre-election rhetoric is gearing up, and Islam naturally is going to be a heated subject. Republican planners and leaders are discussing the idea of trying to link radical-Islam with Fascism in the public mind. As a result, searches for the definition of the word Fascism have jumped at Yahoo.

Peacenik Moon-bat liberals know that this is going to be a sticking point for them, so they are going to try to sideline the debate on the word by asking "just what is the proper definition of a Fascist, and are the Republicans right to use the term when discussing Islam?"

Even though liberals toss the term about wildly and loosely when they refer to Republicans, all of a sudden they are going to try to narrow the definition when it comes to Islam. Jesus railed against people who "swallow camels and then strain at gnats," and this case is a perfect example.

Although the term itself originated in European politics and the technical definition may refer to a specific set of European style governing principles, I believe the term has been in the public domain long enough now to successfully apply it to a broader definition. Islamic governments often display characteristics of Fascism, whether they admit it or not, including dictators, single party rule, torture, executions, prisons, oppression of ethnic Islamic minorities, mutilation and killing of women, and so on.

In America we have an old saying: "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's more than likely a duck." It is also said that "where there is smoke, there is fire."

Islam often refers to America as "The Great Satan." The word Satan came from the Babylonian Shaitan. Satan was an Arabic concept before being used by Christians. In my opinion, Islam is The Great Satan, and their governments are nothing more than Fascism. To call them anything else would dishonor all who suffered and died under their rule.