Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Dihydrous Monoxide, The Colorless Menace.

Here's one for the GreenPeace Nazis. There's a new environmental movement, campaigning for a global ban on Dihydrous Monoxide. This stuff really is widespread, and I for one support legislation on this normally liberal moon-bat issue.
  • In some places, DMHO precipitates from the sky and collects in the streams, rivers, and lakes.
  • Cancer tissue can contain significant levels of DMHO.
  • In heated gaseous form, DHMO can cause burns.
  • 95% of people who die will have ingested DHMO in the previous 12 hours.
  • 86% of people who die while swimming have been found to have DHMO in their lungs.
  • Nearly all canned soups contain DHMO.
  • DHMO can be found in most sodas, beers, wines, and juices.
  • Many athletes ingest DHMO to improve their performance.
  • Too much DHMO in the system can cause bloating and frequent urination.
  • Most household cleaners contain DHMO.
  • Electrical circuits cannot operate properly when exposed to DMHO.
Folks, this stuff truly is dangerous, and we have to act now.

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