More Notable Quotes

"Barack Obama said [earlier] that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over.

Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!'

Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'"
–Jay Leno

"Barack Obama plans to issue an executive order on his first full day in office, directing the closing of Guantanamo Bay. He said he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors."
--Jay Leno

"[Earlier], President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week."
--Jay Leno

Yeah -- What HE said!

President Hussein recently indicated to Congressional Republican Leaders his displeasure with conservative radio commentators, especially Rush Limbaugh. Read the article here. [link]

When Rush commented on the center-leaning weakness of the Congressional Republican Leadership, they basically told him to back off. They told him (basically) "what do you know? you're a commentator. You're not experienced in real government."

In return, Rush said that it is not commentators they need to worry about. He said they need to worry about alienating the conservative voters who elected them and expect them to stay true to conservative principles, rather than caving in to Obamessiah's Holy Charisma.

"Conservatives want leadership from those who claim to represent them. And we'll know it when we see it,” says Rush. "[Obama is] obviously more frightened of me than he is Mitch McConnell. He's more frightened of me, than he is of, say, John Boehner, which doesn't say much about our party."

Truer words were never spoken.

If I've said it once about the Republican Party, I've said it a million times: get rid of all the geriatrics, New England white-shoes, bathroom gays, Bohemian Grove spooks, and all the moderate "appease-nik" pansies.

PURGE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, NOW.

Libertarian Quote Of The Day.

"There ain't a dime's worth of difference between them..."

-- Waylon Jennings
(discussing the Republican and Democrat parties.)

"Say, What?"

"Big shake-up in the Hillary Clinton campaign. This is huge. Yesterday -- true story -- Hillary Clinton's top adviser abruptly left her campaign. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, 'Wait, we can leave?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Hillary Clinton was in Philadelphia, where she told the crowd she is like the movie character Rocky. Now, if I remember the movie correctly, doesn't Rocky get the crap beat out of him and then he loses to the black guy?" --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." --Jay Leno

"Political experts are saying the only thing that can stop Barack Obama now is a major sex scandal. And that's not gonna happen, because Barbara Walters said, 'He's way too young for me.'" --Jay Leno

Old News.

"In a recent interview, Barbara Walters said that when she was young, she had an affair with a member of the Senate. Yeah, it turns out, it was a member of the Roman Senate."

--Conan O'Brien

Say It Again, Sam.

"There's a woman on YouTube talking about her divorce. She signed a prenup, married a Broadway producer, got divorced and now she's unhappy with the settlement. When I heard this I was shocked. A Broadway producer marrying a woman?!?"

-- Craig Ferguson

Yeah, I Can See That...

"Hillary Clinton said... that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008."

--Jay Leno

Six of One, Half a Dozen of The Other

"You all excited about the 2008 presidential election? There's some interesting potential matchups. For example, Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani. ... On the one hand, you have a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems. Or, you have a pushy New Yorker with a history marital problems."

--David Letterman

An Inconvenient Truth #3

"Things aren't looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she's just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing."

--Jay Leno