Saturday, January 10, 2009

Senator Stuart Smalley Steals The Show.

Turnabout is fair play.

All these years liberals have been publicly charging their unproven libel that Bush stole his election, and they get away with it. Well, guess what? Why can't we say that Al Franken Stole his Senate seat, in Minnesota?

When Franken's election theft gets looked at much closer, it has the fingerprints of George Soros ALL OVER the bribe money. [link]

Forget the fact that a second-rate comedic hack from Saturday Night Live will be voting on items of international security, foreign affairs, and economic policy. It seems that in America all you have to do to win a senate election is go live in a favorable constituency with a very small number of voters, lie like hell throughout the campaign, stuff the ballot boxes like hell, and then shout "prove it!" when called on the carpet.

I can see it now -- Al Franken, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. The very idea is a contradiction in terms. I can just see him lecturing the CIA "you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!" I'm sure he'll tell them to stop their co-dependent behavior, and to recite the twelve steps at daily intelligence briefings.

In lighter news, it seems that Al Franken's alleged election raised the stock price of the companies who produce glass cola bottles. Al Franken eye glasses are all the rage now.


mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

Al Franken is a huge Turd Burglar! It would be funny if he got investigated for election fraud, and gets sent to prison for it. When some dude named Tiny Momo gives Franken a human enema, he'll have a huge guano dump in his Depends!

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

By the way Bucky, I have a blog in my archives: Al Franken For Entertainment Secretary; it was meant to be a joke!

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

By the way, Al Franken looks like a real KOOK too! In your post, he looks like a girly gay man! Come to think of it, he is a closet queen!

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

Is he also a closet Jihadist too?

Stuart Smalley al-Franken?

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

Bucky, I'm back with more news! I was just casting for the new cast of "Welcome Back Carter". Stewey Smelly al-Franken just got the role for "Horsass"! He submitted the right publicity shot! :=)