Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bruce Regrets His Capitalism

Bruce Springsteen, a.k.a. "The Boss" (or Soviet Party Boss, in this case,) recently expressed regrets about a marketing deal his people struck with Wal-Mart. Read about it at The Star Tribune.

It seems that the very idea of being in bed with a notorious capitalist merchanizer didn't sit well with his communist fans. The poster-child for peace pansies claims that his people didn't pay attention as closely as they should have to these things.

All the while, Bruce's personal cash register is going to be sounding "ka-ching" from the sales of his greatest hits CD. We can't have a champion Vietnam communist aider and abetter doing something that takes advantage of American capitalism, now can we?

Bruce's denial, blaming his people, is just so much Pravda fodder. He knew the whole time what he was doing. When he got called on the carpet by the commies, he had to blame somebody.

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