Sunday, January 27, 2008

I Mean, Like, OhmiGawd.......

I've been watching the game show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" this evening. The guest celebrity contestant tonight was Kellie Pickler, country music artist and recent participant in American Idol.

One of the questions posed during the show ran as follows: "Budapest is the capitol of what European country."

Kelly replied, "Ummm....this might be a stupid question, but I thought Europe WAS a country..."

D'oh !!

Later in the show when the topic was France, she said "I didn't know France was a country..."

The sweet little Southern belle is cute as a bug in a rug, and I absolutely adore her music, but Lord have mercy...she's dumber than a sack full of hammers. The whole thing just made me sad. Miss Pickler is a product of our so-called "modern" education system, formed around Pinko Moonbat Socialist academic theory effluviated upon us since the 1940's. When I see such stupid adults running around like that, I fear for the future of this country.

All is not lost, however. With that Mega-Watt smile and her effervescent charm, maybe we should consider her for the post of U.N. ambassador, right alongside such political experts and intellectual luminaries as George "Moonie" Clooney.

No comments: