Just to show I'm not totally despicably evil and heartless, as liberals always say us conservatives are, I want to go on record to say that I support Pres. Obama's right to have his mustard.
Shame on MSNBC for wanting to cover up our President's condiment choice, fearing it might detract from the "Camelot" image they are desperately trying to spin.
Mr. Hussein, I stand tall and proud when I say you have a right to dijon on your burger. That's what true blue American hamburgers are all about! Freedom of choice in condiments! If you want mustard, I'm down wit' dat', my homeboy!