I ended up Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @#% Off when I came across this one.
Folks, it seems that some of the barristas working at Starbuck's Coffee believe they are being oppressed. They're feeling downtrodden. Pouring liquid into a cup all day is such horrible, awful work.
Let me introduce you to......(drum roll, please).....THE STARBUCKS UNION! [link]
I'm dead serious -- I am not making this up. I came across it today in a web search. Yes friends, we need to help our coffee pouring comrades in their fight for easier working conditions! We must have compensation for chipped nails! Onward, labor, onward!