Thursday, November 13, 2008

His Holiness, Obam-Messiah.

The ink is barely dry on the ballots, and already people have started their religious fawning.

The Hussein-ite faithful are flocking to the homeland and the dwelling of the Obam-messiah, desperate to catch a glimpse of history. They even hang out at businesses that have been graced by His Presence.

Secret Service agents have already established a protective perimeter around his home.

Read about it here at USA Today. [link]

The "evil capitalist" streak within me just had a profitable idea. I believe it's time for the money-changers to invade the Messiah's temple.

It's time to sell prayer candles, t-shirts, lucky charms, talismans, and velvet art with His Appearance printed on them. Maybe I should build a shrine to His Holy Name in Chicago, and charge pilgrims for the chance to worship before His statue.

I'm waiting with baited breath for some moron to sell a piece of toast on E-bay with the face of Jesus and Obama on it. I wonder how much it will go for.

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