Sunday, January 27, 2008

I Mean, Like, OhmiGawd.......

I've been watching the game show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" this evening. The guest celebrity contestant tonight was Kellie Pickler, country music artist and recent participant in American Idol.

One of the questions posed during the show ran as follows: "Budapest is the capitol of what European country."

Kelly replied, "Ummm....this might be a stupid question, but I thought Europe WAS a country..."

D'oh !!

Later in the show when the topic was France, she said "I didn't know France was a country..."

The sweet little Southern belle is cute as a bug in a rug, and I absolutely adore her music, but Lord have mercy...she's dumber than a sack full of hammers. The whole thing just made me sad. Miss Pickler is a product of our so-called "modern" education system, formed around Pinko Moonbat Socialist academic theory effluviated upon us since the 1940's. When I see such stupid adults running around like that, I fear for the future of this country.

All is not lost, however. With that Mega-Watt smile and her effervescent charm, maybe we should consider her for the post of U.N. ambassador, right alongside such political experts and intellectual luminaries as George "Moonie" Clooney.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Buffalo Bill: Bullish on Barack

It seems that former President Big Nose has lost favor with some African American voters. In recent weeks he had been making sarcastic remarks about Barack Obama and his record.

Blacks are not happy about this.

"I was surprised to hear him make a comment like that, because I thought he understood our people better," said Yvette Wider, who will vote for Obama in Saturday's South Carolina primary. "It made me think he's been playing us all this time."

See the article in The Washington Post. [link]

Well ma'am, I hate to break this to you, but YES -- he's played EVERYONE the whole time. The cigars and the blue dress should have been the first clue.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Detroit Mayor Called On The Carpet.

Democrats, the so-called "party of tolerance," apparently can't tolerate people who blow the whistle on their peccadilloes.

The Detroit Police department began looking into evidence of various improprieties involving Democrat Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. The investigators were immediately fired. Enter lawsuit. One-Adam-Twelve, see the runaway jury as they rule overwhelmingly in favor of the fired investigators, and hand them a multi million dollar award.

It seems there is a little bit of justice out there, after all. Catch this article here at USA Today for background info, and then watch this video about racy Blackberry messages between the Mayor and his aide. [link]

Naturally, the liberal press pays scant attention to this Democrat scandal, demoting it to back page status, while they shamelessly herald and trumpet every instance a Republican scratches the seat of his pants. I'm not surprised, of course.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Politics, Southern Style

A secretive group who insists they are unaffiliated with Mike Huckabee's campaign is the source behind huge waves of mudslinging, slanderous robo-calls to voters in recent primaries, libeling McCain and Romney. While denying any connection, Huckabee's campaign insists they can't stop them.

How convenient.

There has been considerable press coverage lately linking Huckabee to dirty campaign tactics. That kind of thing will instantly sour me toward a candidate, my reason being that if they conduct themselves that way in public, I can assume they conduct themselves that way in office as well -- lies, slander, and dirty tricks.

That's not public service.

Like many voters, at the moment I am undecided about which Republican candidate I really prefer. While I don't know who I want to support just yet, I definitely know who I won't.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Moony Clooney Now An Ambassador.

In a recent article by CNN it was mentioned that the U.N. Secretary General appointed George Clooney to be an "ambassador of peace."

This development follows the usual trend, where movie stars are afforded the status of political genius if they spout enough liberal propaganda over time. Only in America can celebrity qualify a person for the complexities of international law and politics. What's next -- Natalie Maines in the White House, because she's such an expert also?

So, Mr. Clooney --
  • How do you propose to improve the industrial infrastructure of Darfur?
  • Have you led any kind of legal investigations into the rampant corruption of the Hugo Chavez administration?
  • Should the Federal Reserve system bail out mortgage institutions in the wake of the sub-prime fiasco?
  • Can you calculate the long term effects of the drain on our welfare system, should illegal immigrations trends continue unabated?
  • Have you done any campaigning or press junkets to solve the plight of Tibetan dissidents in Chinese prisons who get their innards ripped out, for sale on the international black market?
Yeah, I thought so.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

American Beauty.

In an earlier post, I mentioned how the people of Belgium really had their panties twisted tight because their current beauty queen could not speak dutch, among the seven other languages she speaks. There was such a scandal, many demanded she release her crown.

Here in a America, we should be so lucky.

Kumari Fullbright is a former beauty queen and law student. She is also charged with kidnapping and assault.

She alleges her ex-boyfriend stole some jewelry from her, so she had a couple of male acquaintances kidnap him and rough him over. She gave him several scratches and bites. The ex broke free and charges were filed.

The Judge's Chamber Of Horror.

Cleveland Curcuit Court Judge John B. Hagler Jr., a DEMOCRAT, made a tape recording of horrific sounds of torture. His secretary found it, and turned it in. Investigators say it's not real, and there was no crime, but many people wonder. Mr. Hagler recently resigned the bench, in the face of pending disciplinary action.

Read about it in these articles here:

Let's not forget Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson - a DEMOCRAT - and his infamous under the counter "penis pump."

It makes me wonder just what other creepiness goes on underneath the dark robes of authority in our nation. Especially under DEMOCRAT robes, since they are always the advocates of "letting it all hang out" and other such liberal hippie sentiment.