In recent days many food establishments have stopped serving tomatoes in light of a salmonella outbreak found in recent crops. The tomato industry has almost been wiped out overnight.
Federal authorities say they are trying to pinpoint the origins of the contamination.
I can tell you exactly where it came from: foreign growers. Naturally the liberals are going hurl their hate filled invective at me for suggesting such a thing, but where I come from the old saying goes "where there's smoke, there's fire."
Here's what I predict will actually happen: Federal authorities will go through all sorts of twists and contortions to avoid having to point at foreign growers, because they don't want to face the collective wrath of all the liberal communist N.A.F.T.A supporters. Money from foreign grower consortiums will start to flow freely into Washington pockets, to make sure their reputation is not besmirched.
In the meantime, I predict that all sorts of foreign produce in the future will continue to have contagion problems. Just wait and see.