Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Run That By Me Again?

A thought occurred to me as I pondered the recent terrorist trend of using women as suicide bombers. It's one of those little questions of no consequence that just nag at you, like why is the hot water always on the left side of the faucet.

If a martyr in Islam is supposed to get 72 virgins in the afterlife, what in the world does a woman martyr do with those virgins? I guess that if she's lesbian it all works out, but what happens if she's straight? Does she get 72 young boys?

Talk about EEWWW.

I realize that by posing the question I have now made myself a target, but I just couldn't resist.

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