If You Believe That, I've Got Some Land In The Swamp I Want To Sell You.

Former Gen. Colon Bowel, in the recent exchanges between himself and core conservatives, staunchly insists "I'm still a Republican!"

Really, now. You could have fooled me.

Here's the write up: CNN Political Ticker (I generally try to avoid quoting "Communist News Network," but they'll do for today.)

He's still prattling on about how we need to "widen" the party base, and be more "inclusive." TRANSLATION: "We're loosing elections and our pensions, so we have to sell out core conservative principles and pander to the voting public."

History has a precedent for that -- The Roman Empire. Toward the end, Emperors and Senators got elected based on how well they pandered to voters with "bread and circuses." They bankrupted the treasury and wrecked the economy in the process. R.I.N.O.s in the Republican Party want to do the same thing.

Read my lips: Moderates, please defect. Get out of the party if it doesn't suit you. The rest of us honest and legitimate conservatives won't miss you. Trust me.

"Do Ya Feel LUCKY, Punk? Well, Do Ya?

A couple of two bit punks tried to rob a pharmacy here in my hometown, Oklahoma City. The pharmacist, a veteran, decided to take care of business the old fashioned way. He reached for his gun and let the punk have it.

Here's the write up from The Daily Oklahoman:
http://newsok.com/city-druggist-faces-charge-in-shooting/article/3373149?

The problem came when the druggist put more shots into the punk after he was down. Actually, it's no problem for me, I'm not gonna loose any sleep over it. The local District Attorney's office had a problem with it, however, and proceeded to charge the druggist with murder.

Defense attorneys for the druggist say that as a military veteran, trained for combat, no one can really understand what he was going through unless they have been robbed themselves.

I AGREE.

It is a travesty that this man should have to defend himself twice, first from a violent robber, second from a publicity hungry District Attorney. I really don't care if the robber was already down when he got shot six more times. Really, I don't.

IF THE PUNK HAD OBEYED THE LAW AND MINDED HIS OWN BUSINESS, HE'D STILL BE ALIVE. HE DESERVED WHAT HE GOT.

Period. End of Story.

Bull Moose Re-Visited.

Calls It Like I Sees 'em.

History Repeats.

Former General Colon Bowell (oops, I mean Colin Powell) is on the warpath for the GOP moderates, blaming core conservatives for election losses and portraying us as "extreme" right wing. The truth is, we lost the election because of the moderates -- they have become so wishy-washy, nerdy, and Democrat-looking, that swing voters desperately latched on to the first really, really strong personality they saw in the election, which was Obam-messiah.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090525/ap_on_re_us/us_republican_ruckus

Powell basically wants the Republican Party to sell out its principles simply for the sake of being more "inclusive." He doesn't want to risk alienating defecting moderates. Personally, I really wish the moderates would defect. I wish they would all be honest with the world and admit that they are Democrats, instead of insulting my intelligence by saying their "conservative." Let the moderates go. Get rid of them.

As politicians, Powell and the moderates are concerned about winning elections. As a true conservative, I'm concerned with defending eternal principles of righteousness, such as the sanctity of life and the purity of marriage. Call me what you want, marginalize me if you must, but there are just some things as a conservative you just don't compromise. Lives of the innocent unborn is one of them.

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

That's a famous quote by Patrick Henry before the Virginia House of Burgesses. In essence he is saying "I don't care if you cowards want to stand idle and sell out to the British Crown to preserve all your goodies. I will take the path of righteousness before God -- I will support the cause of liberty, with my very life if I have to."

Here is Bucky's translation of Patrick Henry's Quote: "Is re-election so dear, or congressional pensions so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of unborn children and middle class tax payers? I know not what other phony masks the Moderates may wear; but as for me, give me The Grand Ole Party, or give me death!"

Patrick Henry also remarked "If this be treason, then make the most of it!"

Bucky's translation: "If my defense of the unborn and the taxpayer really offends the Republican Moderates, then up yours!"

"Mom! Those Mean Conservatives Are Using Our Very Own Smear Tactics On Our People Again!"

The blog-o-sphere is all abuzz of late about a video that circulated amongst some of the RNC leadership, poking fun at Nancy Pelosi over her waffling about when she knew the CIA used waterboarding. The video compares her to a villianess character in an old James Bond movie, by the name of "Pussy Galore."

You guessed it -- shreiks and howls from the liberal peanut gallery. Here's the rub -- this blog author doesn't give the slightest chicken-scratch about what they think.

After the savage treatment liberals gave Sarah Palin, I applaud the creators of the Pelosi video, and I pray it gets wide circulation on the internet.

There. 'Nuff said.

Homeland "Un-American Activities" Committee

When I Order Burgers At A Staged Phony Photo Op, I Use...

Support Mustard Rights

Just to show I'm not totally despicably evil and heartless, as liberals always say us conservatives are, I want to go on record to say that I support Pres. Obama's right to have his mustard.

Shame on MSNBC for wanting to cover up our President's condiment choice, fearing it might detract from the "Camelot" image they are desperately trying to spin.

Mr. Hussein, I stand tall and proud when I say you have a right to dijon on your burger. That's what true blue American hamburgers are all about! Freedom of choice in condiments! If you want mustard, I'm down wit' dat', my homeboy!

[chuckle...]

Sacre Bleu! Brace Yourselves For....."Dijon-gate"

Recently President Hussein and his super side-kick Joe Biden hopped out of the "Hope"-mobile and popped into an ordinary burger joint. Interestingly enough, the (allegedly) non-biased liberal cheerleader MSNBC crews "just happened" to be there to record and hype this particularly droll non-event as a "lunch with the guys" kind of thing.

(Here's the write-up at "Legal Insurrection.")

The fun started when President ordered Dijon mustard on his burger. For some strange reason, MSNBC obscured the audio over those words at that point. It seems the liberal press was paranoid their Messiah would be criticized over his choice of a French condiment, so they covered it up.

Conservative commentators around the country sensed a prime opportunity for fresh mockery, like sharks catching the scent of blood in the water. Naturally, sarcasm came to the fore and they all had a good time lampooning MSNBC's devotion to Obama so feverish that they fear public knowledge of his mustard.

Then, all hell broke loose. Liberals not in on the joke have been whipping up a firestorm over this NON-EVENT, accusing the conservatives of doing the very thing that MSNBC was paranoid about. Totally unable to recognize humor when they see it, the liberals shrieked: "Those mean conservatives are criticizing our Messiah for his choice of mustard! Burn the conservative heretics!"

The truth is, conservatives could care less what Mr. Hussein has on his burger.

The fact of the matter is that liberal media has gotten so hysterical nowadays that they feel they have to sanitize a video of Mr. Hussein eating a burger. I find it interesting that the animal-rights and vegitarian armies have been strangely silent over the episode -- after all, their Messiah was seen eating unholy things like meat.

I get the feeling that if I opened up a shop filled with Obama candles, Obama altars, and Obama coffee mugs I could make one heck of a profit -- especially if I set it up outside MSNBC headquarters.

Remember Kids, Only Liberals Are Allowed Free Speech

"Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views."

-- William F. Buckley, Jr.

"Thanks, Homeland Security!"

Gory Mexican Drug Murders In Alabama

Just like I've been saying for years now, Mexican drug violence has spread across the border and now it's coming to small towns near you.

This article discusses how five junkies and their blood were found spread all over an apartment in Alabama, with signs of prolonged torture.

So far, Mexican drug violence kills an average of 10,000 per year. Yet Homeland Security Sec. Nepolitano insists that the greatest threats to our national security are Christian home-schooler moms and Iraq war veterans - especially the ones with missing limbs.

NAPOLITANO -- JUST WHAT KIND OF A CLUELESS MORON ARE YOU?

Mexican Drug Violence: 10,000 dead per year
Returning Am-Vets: ???

YOU DO THE MATH.

New Bulletin From Sec. Napolitano

I'm Glad They Clued Me In......

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Created by myself, so feel free to spread this parody as far and wide as you wish.

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Napolitano Still Insists I'm a Terrorist

A recent article in The Washington Times quotes Sec. Janet Napolitano as saying she stands by the wording of a recent Homeland Security report that says I'm a terrorist if I care about unborn babies and the security of our borders. If I was a veteran, I would be an additional risk to national security.

Well then. That just calls for action, doesn't it?

I'll just tip-toe past my napping child, grab my cane, and go through the secret entrance into my "right-wing-extremist" bat-cave! Now, where did I store those weapons of mass destruction? Ah, yes! right next to my blood pressure medicine and my Reinhardt Heydrich posters!

The government is in for it now! I shall summon my legions of "recruits" and launch an attack on the janitor shed at the OKC bombing memorial! MWUA-HA-HA-HA-Ha! I shall destroy! Fear the wrath of this "extremist!"

Gimme a f* ing break.

Homeland Security Says I'm A Terrorist.

I tell you what, folks. The Liberal lunacy just keeps on coming.

According to The Department of Homeland Security, in a report they recently released, I am a potential terrorist. Imagine that -- a 43 year old fat guy with a cane, high blood pressure, and a stroke clot lodged in his head, who is an under-employed full time college student living in a run down trailer in Yukon Oklahoma, is a very serious threat to our national security.

Why do they say I'm a threat to national security? The answer is simple: because I'm a Conservative.

Lest you think I'm joking, I invite you to visit the write up Michelle Malkin gave on the subject. She even included the link where you can download the official report, complete with Agency Logo and all.

http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hsa-rightwing-extremism-09-04-07.pdf

Yes, folks it seems my sarcastic mockery of Liberalism and RINO Republicans, has now gotten me lumped together with the likes of The American Nazi Party. If my blog all of a sudden stops publishing, you'll know what happened to me -- I will have been rounded up and jailed as an enemy of the state, because of my two-bit little known blog in cyberspace.

Of course, I could use my underground cavern where I'm hiding all the black market bazookas and tanks that all conservatives are supposed to have stored, and I could gather together my multitudinous army of conservative "recruits" and launch an attack on the local public library. I could even use all of my secret contacts with overseas corporations who harbor fascists, and pull strings with the Federal government to protect myself, but I decided not to do all that.

I decided instead to drop my clandestine back-pack nukes and come peaceably when the Federal paddy-wagon shows up to come get me.

Hussein's World Apology Tour 2009 (#2)

The kow-towing craven apology tour continues.

MSNBC, America's version of Pravda, discusses in this article how The Great O is making all sorts of promises to Islamic leaders in the Middle East about concessions in our foreign policy. A key point in most of the Islamicists' minds is American support for Isreal.

The basic thinking in Islam is that America deserves what terrorists do to us because of our support for Isreal. That's like saying that a woman deserves to be raped, just because she wants to keep her clothes on.

Truthfully it is precisely BECAUSE of Islamic butchery that we defend Isreal.

It is our own business who we support, and it is our own business if we want to preventively strike the very stockpiles of weapons and fanatics that were already aimed at us from the beginning.

Speaking of keeping women's clothes on, here is a video of our "peaceful" Islamic Taliban neighbors beating a 17 year old girl because she refused to marry a gnarly old Taliban geezer:

Taliban Publicly Beat 17 Year Old Girl

More info on this incident <a href=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6022878.ece> here</a>. Apparently this occurred after she refused to marry a local Taliban leader so he accused her of adultery. What a wonderful group of people.

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Hussein's World Apology Tour 2009

President Hussein's never ending international craven apology tour features an interesting little tidbit:

During the G-20 talks in London, Pres. Hussein bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia as he greeted him.

Of course the White House Spin-doctors hastily stated that it was not a bow of feality to a foreign potentate, but merely a diplomatic gesture.

Yeah, right. In a pig's eye.

Tune in to your major news outlets folks, as President Hussein continues his perpetual dance of obeisance to the world of Islam, handing over concessions on a silver platter to terrorist states like Iran. More posts on this subject coming shortly.

Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other.

All these years scientists have been whining at us that we are at risk for skin cancer from too much sun, and now this:

Vitamin D deficiency at epidemic proportions, lack of sunlight given as cause (Chicago Sun).

I'm willing to bet that after we do all the crazy crap they want us to do because of Globaloney Warming, we'll end up having to deal with disastrous unintended consequences.

Typical.

Leave Octo Mom Alone.

The liberal media has had a field day savaging Octomom and her over productive fertility. They are especially angry that she his relying on public assistance for all fourteen of her children

Here's one thing that concerns me:

• WE WILLINGLY FORK OVER BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PUBLICLY SUPPORT MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS,
  
• WE RUSH TO GIVE MONEY TO INCOMPETENT BUSINESSES SO THEY CAN PAY OUT BONUSES,
  
• YET WE CAN'T GIVE A BREAK TO A WOMAN WHO IS 100% LEGAL AMERICAN?
  

W.I.T.F. ?

If Liberals are truly concerned about overpopulation and burdens on the welfare system, WHY DON'T WE DEPORT A FEW MILLION ALIENS INSTEAD? ESPECIALLY ALIENS WHO REFUSE TO USE BIRTH CONTROL?

Gimme a break.

Oh, and by the way: what ever happened to "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE?" According to Liberals and Feminists, Octomom has her rights as a woman to choose what happens with her reproductive system, right?

Apparently, "reproductive choice" is only allowed as an excuse for abortion, and never as a reason for more children if a woman feels she wants them. What a bunch of rhetorical hypocrisy.

THIS AUTHOR SUPPORTS THE "REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE" OF WOMEN WHO DESIRE LARGE FAMILIES. GIVE THEM ALL THE PUBLIC ASSISTANCE THEY NEED. If we can fork over the pork to tens of millions of illegal aliens, what does it matter if a REAL AMERICAN WOMAN wants more children?

Iran Bitch-slaps Obama Overtures.

Pres. Hussein's recent Polly-Anna pie-in-the-sky efforts to negotiate with the confirmed terrorist supporting regime in Iran have been slapped down by hardliners in the Iranian government. Iranian officials basked in vigorous shouts of "Death to America" while announcing their response.

They insist the U.S. abandon support for Israel, and allow Iran to develop their nuclear program, which they insist they need for energy purposes (while their country is full to the brim with oil.)

When will these peace-at-any-cost appeasenik hippie liberals get it through their heads -- when you try to negotiate with terrorists, they walk all over you.

It's our own business how we deal with Israel, and any nation guilty of bloody violence who is full to the brim with oil does not need any nukes, unless they plan to explode them. What kind of fools do they take us for? Apparently some pretty big fools, since we just placed one in The Oval Office last fall.

"Community Organizing"

Where's The "Compassionate" Socialism?

They're popping up faster than dandelions in a Spring meadow.

Tent cities.

Just Google the term and you'll come across all sorts of news stories about tent settlements popping up everywhere, as the unemployed and the newly displaced foreclosure victims look desperately for a place to go. You'll find plenty of pictures.

Folks, just to show that I'm not the "heartless hater" that liberals love to call conservatives, in this post I'm going to be a little bit socialist.

The thing I really want to know is this: out of all those billions of dollars The Obamessiah handed out recently, how much is going to actually relieve the people who are truly troubled, like the tent dwellers? News organizations estimate that the stimulus package contained over 9,000 pork barrel earmarks, most of them for Democrat congressional constituencies.

While corrupt and incompentant executives are paying themselves bonuses out of public money they receive, what are all the Democrats and whiny liberals doing to help relieve the legions of people out there living in tents or out of their cars?

I thought so.

Socialism in its honest and true form: public spending to benefit cronies while the people still suffer. The only people that socialism helps is the politicians who collect the taxes.

To Meghan McCain: You're No Republican.

Conflict in the G.O.P. between core conservatives and Democrat-in-sheep's-clothing party moderates has been heating up of late. There has been the recent wrangling between party big-wigs and Rush Limbaugh, after Rush began calling moderates onto the carpet for the Democrat style abandonment of core conservative values.

The wrangling has even included prominent G.O.P. ladies. Meghan McCain, daughter of former candidate John McCain, recently lashed out at Ann Coulter for her assertive, take-no-prisoner approach to conservatism.

Fellow lady conservative commentator Laura Ingraham vigorously defended Ann, stating that Meghan McCain is little more than a "plus-sized model." Not to be outdone, Meghan shot back during an appearance on "The View," telling Laura Ingraham to "kiss my fat ass." Meghan continued to whine about the remarks over her weight, and not the issues.

Meghan should be glad she doesn't get the kind of poison liberals flung at Sarah Palin all throughout the campaign, or the kind of bile liberals pour upon Ann Coulter on a DAILY basis. Quit your whining, child, and join the adult world.

When she registered Republican as a gift to her father, Meghan said "I don’t relate to the hard right. I think that’s common knowledge. It’s time to reinvent the Republican party. And I think my dad can do it,” she says. Meghan: if you can't relate to core conservatives, GET OUT OF THE PARTY. Go join the Democrats, you'll gain respect for being honest that way. If you think you can change the minds of millions upon millions of conservatives who built this country with their hard work and military service while you were still stuffing your face with cheerios in kindergarten, you got another thing coming, baby.

First off, anyone who even spends a minute on the set of "The View," attacking other conservatives cannot seriously call themselves conservative, much less Republican. Meghan's very presence on the set of that Communist Pinko soap-box program immediately calls her conservatism into question, in my mind.

Second, McCain women seem intent on alienating the very people the party needs to get anywhere in politics -- core conservatives. Meghan's grandmother made several sarcastic remarks about Mormons early on in the 2008 presidential campaign. I don't know what century she was born in, but it seems she forgets the fact that Mormons form the back bone of conservative support in almost every major western state. Mormon Sen. Orrin Hatch carries an electorate following amongst both Mormons and conservative Christians that is nothing to sneeze at.

At a time when the G.O.P. is a complete mess, it is important for the pseudo-Republican moderates to recognize that they'll never get anywhere without the core conservatives, like them or not. Also, if John McCain wants to gain and keep support of core conservatives for any of his future plans, my advice to him is tell the women in his family to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gospel According to Saint Ayn

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction.

"When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice--there is no other.

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter."

-- Ayn Rand.

Glorious Socialist Progress

Because of all the corporate scandals and collapsing banks, liberals are of course having a field day ranting about the evils and faults of capitalism and hands-off government.

What liberals refuse to consider is that governments are no better at meeting human needs than corporations are. Both are made up of humans, who can be territorial, petty, selfish, political, mean, greedy, dishonest, and inept. The only difference between the two is that of name.

The entire twentieth century is a study of governmental failure in socialist and/or communist systems.

Take China for instance, the scene of 100 million dead people worth of governmental failure over the last century. "Oh, well they've been making progress," liberals sing in their rosy hymns of praise for socialism.

During the last decade, Chinese manufacturing has been one long orgy of corruption, pumping the world's markets with products that are shoddy, dangerous, poisonous, or at the very least stolen and pirated from copyright holders. In recent years, millions of babies have been poisoned by Chinese milk that has been adulterated or thinned out by toxins by corrupt processors greedy for an extra buck. MAJOR FAIL .

Currently, the "gloriously progressive humanist socialism" of the Chinese government is trying to weasle, cheat, and bully its way out of paying settlements to families of poisoning victims. What happened to "caretaker" socialism? It seems that China is trying to cheat its way out of taking care of its own people they poisoned with toxic products.

Read the article here at Yahoo News.

Capitalism may have its faults, but I would rather live in a capitalist country than a socialist one. If American liberals want to wax romantic about having government regulate business and give everybody free bread and circuses, they are free to go live in China, where the government is more corrupt than ENRON or WORLDCOM.

Don't Blame Conservatives For This One.

According to an article in The Washington Post, at least 3% of D.C. residents are AIDS-infected.

"Our rates are higher than West Africa," said Shannon L. Hader, director of the District's HIV/AIDS Administration.

I suppose that all of this is conservative's fault. We wouldn't want to blame it on drugs and orgiastic promiscuity, now would we?

It's all a plot, you see, by the white man to keep inner city minorities down. It has nothing to do with keeping zippers up and pants on. Nothing to do with abstinence, loyalty to one spouse, or being clean from drugs. Nope.

In fact, it all has to do with mysterious Air Force planes that fly over the city, frequently dousing it with AIDS spray, genetically designed to infect only the minority, non-religious, and "alternative amorous lifestyle" residents.

Ah, yes. That MUST be it.

Yeah. What SHE Said.

"When the common good of a society is regarded as something apart from, and superior to, the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals."

-- Ayn Rand