I knew it all along! Smurfs are Communist! Here are links with more details:
- Socialist Men Under A Red Father.
- Evil European Import.
- Smurf Conspiracy Archives.
- Animal Control Fights Smurfs.
- More Smurfy Communism.
- Aryan Puppet Smurfs.
- Smurffing the 'shrooms.
- Video Proof of 911 Smurf crash.
- Marxist Utopia Smurfs.
- Rejected Smurf Names.
- Gay Smurfs?
When I was a kid, I always wondered what those cartoons were doing to my brain whilst munching Smurfberry cereal on Saturday mornings in front of the T.V. set. They were preparing me to accept Communism! Luckily, I grew up and by the Grace of God I saw the light while watching Wally George and Mort Downey Jr.
(this post is only parody, and not meant to be construed as actual political commentary -- but then again....)