Glorious Shining Path Maoist For Progress Makings

One of my absolute most favorite websites out there is "Engrish.com" They feature photographs of signs, logos, labels, and directions from foreign countries that include badly translated English subtitles. China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong have a section all their own on the website. Let me share with you some examples:

"QUASI-MODO NEED NOT APPLY"

"NO THANKS, I'LL JUST HAVE SOME ORANGE JUICE..."

**** TWO THUMBS UP! -- THE NEW YORK TIMES ****

I CAN'T HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT...

"IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DIGIORNO..."
(have you tried the White Pumpkin Pizza? Good Stuff, Maynard...)