He Learned This From American Liberals

"Whenever a terrorist goes by, this is what

American Democrats do!"

Liberal Media Gloats Over Madoff

The Liberal media, which is endlessly sentimental about non-whites, immigrants, and muslims, can scarcely conceal their contempt for the Jewish heritage of Bernard Madoff. Anti-semitism is another example of liberal hypocrisy.

Madoff is under indictment for perpetrating a $50 billion Ponzi scheme that fell apart earlier in 2008. True to form, the Liberal media is literally going out of their way to hype the fact that he is Jewish, playing into old European money-changer stereotypes. Read about it here. [link]

This is only a recent example of Liberal ethnic hypocrisy involving Jews. Read more about it at American Thinker. [link] If Liberals ever had any moral high ground about race, they completely toss it aside with their Islamo-loving anti Semitism.

Merry Zionist Crusader Holiday from Achmed the Dead Terrorist

What Smoking Problem?

"Presidential candidate Barack Obama says he's going to quit smoking. Which is good news for Hillary Clinton. Now that he's breathing down her neck, she won't have to worry about second-hand smoke." --Jay Leno

They Gives Us The "Shoe," We'll Give 'Em The "Finger"

An Iraqi journalist threw his shoe at President Bush in a recent news conference. Displaying a shoe at someone is considered a gross insult in Iraqi culture. For all of the crap they give back at America, I say we should have let the Iraqis rot under Saddam.

Here's what I have to say to Iraq about that.

Biased Poll Blames Religion

The Public Policy Institute, a well known fountain of gushing socialist propaganda, issued the results of their latest so called poll. They say that religion is to blame for the loss of proposition 8 in California. Read about it here at the Associated Press. [link]

I seriously doubt that in the Socialist Republic of California, which voted for Obama by a landside, there are really that many conservative religious persons. I expect that there would be far more East Asian guru religions, Quakers, and Wiccans in Commie-fornia than there would be any Christians. What the Institute is really trying to say is "blame the Christians! Target THEM!" It's so obvious it makes me laugh.

If the poll results are reliable, which is doubtful, why does it matter what voters' reasons were? Who cares? The voice of the majority has spoken. That's what happens in a Democracy. It's time that liberals stop trying to blame lack of support on conspiracy theories about religion supposedly trying to subvert control over the country. It's time that liberals accept the fact that people, religious or otherwise, don't want to be forced into decisions by strong-arm protest-politics.

There is nothing in the constitution that forbids individual citizens. from having religious reasons for their voting choices. Nothing. In fact, somewhere buried in the document that atheists ignore, is a quaint old fashioned little concept called "freedom" of religion.

If the people of California oppose gay marriage, then that's what it is -- no more, no less. Stop whining about religious conspiracy theories and accept the fact that the majority has spoken, regardless of what their reasons are.

"So-Called" Peaceful Islam #24

Around the world, muslims are "supposedly" condemning the terrorist attacks in Mumbai. Read about it at ABC News. [link] Muslims are whining that the atrocity could "tarnish" their "image."

YA THINK?!

If Islam was truthfully concerned about their image, they should have considered that before they left behind an ocean of spilt blood across two thousand years of history. If they're worried about their image, they should stop killing women at the drop of a hat, and stop killing Danish cartoonists in the street, and stop blowing things up. That would go a LONG way toward helping their image.

Just stop committing the THOUSANDS of violent Islamic acts they commit every year. It would really help, it would.

Saudi Arabia is going through its usual two-faced public act, where they condemn the violence in Mumbai while they still secretly send aid to the Muslims in Kashmir who are responsible. Muslim terrorists are giving the usual excuse: "don't blame us -- blame the policies of Western nations toward us." That makes about as much sense as a rapist who blames women for simply being available.

There is only one thing I can say about Muslim complaints about their image:

BULLSHIT.

So Called "Peaceful Islam" #23

Muslim gunmen have gone on a wild killing spree in the city of Mumbai. Witnesses describe the horror of watching people get shot in front of them. Comandos from the Indian government are struggling to keep order, foreign travellers are warned to stay away.

Read about it here at CNN. [link]

Comentators are saying there's only one direction for fingers to point: Pakistan. It has long been suspected that they harbor terrorist groups in their mountainous interior. Few doubts remain now.

My Christian Sunday School pastor never taught me to burst into a hotel lobby with machine guns blazing, mowing down innocent people, in the name of religion. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: ISLAM IS A SCOURGE UPON HUMANITY.

Gospel According to St. Ann

Always good for an awesome quote, let me share with you the latest from Ann Coulter:

I'll accept the results of the presidential election, if you anti-Proposition 8 die-hards in California accept the results of that vote. Earth to protestors: Most Americans oppose gay marriage. On this, even blacks and Mormons are agreed! Why don't you people go find something useful to do?

Could'nah seddit better myself!

Hillary's Next Move.

It's all over the news that negotiations are underway to appoint Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. Read about it here. [link]

Sources say that Hillary is still deciding whether or not to take the job. I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for her, having to deal with a hard defeat in the primaries, and then being passed over for the Veep spot on the election ticket. I can imagine that for Hillary, the Secretary of State spot must appear to be simply an "also-ran" booby prize meant to mollify her and her supporters. I can understand her reluctance to take the spot, if she has any.

While that may well be the case, if I were Hillary I'd still take the Secretary of State spot, though I would never take anything less. While it is not as flashy or as public as being President, I would dare say that the position itself can potentially be as powerful as, or maybe even more so than, The White House itself. History has given us a number of examples.

Insiders are advising The Obomination not to appoint her to the post, because they recognize full well the very point I just discussed. It's a move that will open up a can of worms that they don't want to deal with. However, it seems that the Democ-RAT-ic party doesn't fully grasp the consequences of NOT providing Hillary's camp with enough of the spoils of war. Hillary still commands a very sizeable following within the party, many of whom are still unhappy about the way things have turned out for her. It would be wise not to alienate them any further.

If the Demonc-RAT-ic Party does anlienate Hillary's followers, that could very well play into Republican hands. The G.O.P would stand to regain some ground in future elections if the Dems are divided against themselves enough. Now all we need is for the Republican Party to start fielding at least a FEW candidates who aren't on portable oxygen, wanted before a committee, chanting cultic mumbo-jumbo in college frat-houses, or having gay sex in public bathrooms.

My wife is good friends with the wife of a former Republican Congressman here in Oklahoma. He told us that he declined to run for re-election to Congress because of his deep dissapointment with all of the corruption and shenanigans he saw, and I don't blame him. Unless the G.O.P. gets their heads out of The Bohemian Grove and their keisters out of the gay bathrooms, they are never again going to reclaim the ground they lost.

Happy "Reason" Season.

Atheist groups are purchasing public ads on buses in America and Britain, calling on people to doubt or deny God. Read about it here. [link]

If the progressives want a tax put on churches for being active in politics, we should also put a tax on atheists, who carry their atheism with all the zeal and fanaticism of a religion. They're worse than any eager Christian I've met. Atheists are just as ardent on shoving their disbelief down my throat as any other hypocrite for a cause.

This Christmas, I'm going to wear T-shirts and buttons in public that proudly declare religious symbols and themes. I'm going to paint crosses and menoras in as many places as I can. I refuse to allow any atheist-nazi to keep me down.

Silly Conservatives, Only Liberal Churches Can Be Political.

Gays and Lesbians all across the nation are venting their wrath upon the Mormon church, for its active roll in opposing same sex marriage proposals. Read about it here. [link]

Liberals everywhere are crying that a church shouldn't be allowed to influence politics, and that they should be taxed if they do.

Well then, answer me this: what about all the spiritual leaders, ministers, imams, and Talibanistas who threw their support in public for Barrack Obama? Who's going to tax Louis Farrakhan for supporting Obama? What about all the liberal political committees and lobbies who are tax exempt? What about all the GAY organizations who are tax-exempt? I thought so.

It's ok for Reverend Wright to say "God Damn America," but it's not ok for individual Mormon citizens to vote their conscience? It's not ok for Christians to fight for the lives of the unborn?

All I can say to the hypocrite Liberals is: Bullshit.

Gays and Lesbians are always going on about "tolerance" and "acceptance." They condemn "hate crimes." Yet now we see gay bloggers all over the country threatening violence upon Christians. Read about it here. [link] Liberal bloggers are actually using the words "murder," "kill," and "knives." Another blogger says that Mormons and Christians "should watch their backs." Hypocrites. It's the usual Marxist-Leninism: shed blood when you don't get your way, use any means necessary, fair or foul.

Ok, degenerate creeps. Bring it on.

My long time friends Smith and Wesson are ready and waiting for anyone who dares threaten me for my beliefs. If the gays want to use Marxist blood tactics to get their way, I'll introduce them to my Comrade Kalishnikov and his faithful assistant, AK-47. My forefathers pumped out a ton of lead do defend their beliefs. I'm willing to pump lead to defend mine.

Perhaps we should revive The Phinehas Priesthood. For any liberal atheist reading this who doesn't know his Bible, Phinehas was a Levite priest who went through the camp of Isreal to find out why God had put a plague upon the children of Isreal. He discovered an Isrealite in the act of fornication with a foreign woman in his tent. Phinehas ran them both through with a javelin. God removed the plague from the camp, and then pronounced blessings upon the eternal lineage of Phinehas, for his zealousness in the cause of The Lord.

Gays and Lesbians had better be careful with their threats. What goes around, comes around. The Phinehas Priesthood has modern day counterparts, and they will not hesitate to act. The Mormons have their own version, called the Order of Danites. The Catholics have a paramilitary arm of Opus Dei. Gays are the ones who had better watch out - not churches.

His Holiness, Obam-Messiah.

The ink is barely dry on the ballots, and already people have started their religious fawning.

The Hussein-ite faithful are flocking to the homeland and the dwelling of the Obam-messiah, desperate to catch a glimpse of history. They even hang out at businesses that have been graced by His Presence.

Secret Service agents have already established a protective perimeter around his home.

Read about it here at USA Today. [link]

The "evil capitalist" streak within me just had a profitable idea. I believe it's time for the money-changers to invade the Messiah's temple.

It's time to sell prayer candles, t-shirts, lucky charms, talismans, and velvet art with His Appearance printed on them. Maybe I should build a shrine to His Holy Name in Chicago, and charge pilgrims for the chance to worship before His statue.

I'm waiting with baited breath for some moron to sell a piece of toast on E-bay with the face of Jesus and Obama on it. I wonder how much it will go for.

A Thousand Voices Saying "Told-Ya-So."

According to USA Today, [link] the FDA has slapped an order onto shipments of all milk-related and milk-containing products made in China, because of the high levels of melamine pumped into the Chinese milk supply by corrupt food processors.

Thousands of children became sick with kidney ailments because of the toxic Chinese milk.

The People's Government of China is known to execute people caught committing corruption, in government and business. The world has often protested. This time, because shady businessmen purposely poisoned milk for children just to save a few bucks, I fully support the Chinese government if they take those corrupt bastards and hang them high from the rafters.

If the Chinese government is looking for some more human organs to sell on the black market like they usually do, maybe they can take the organs of the people who poisoned the milk for children. While they're at it, they can do that to the people who put the lead in all those toys they found last year full of toxins.

All I can say is "told ya so," like all the people who warned the free world in the 1990's that increased trade with an unrepentant Communist nation would only result in dire consequences. This is one of them.

I Will Not Be Silenced

No sooner have the Communists swept Congress and The White House, than there have been rising calls to silence conservative bloggers with every amount of government policy making that can be summoned upon.

I have a message for the Communists: YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY KEYBOARD FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS, after you bury the people who try to take it from me.

No matter what happens to the blog-o-sphere, I will never stay quiet. I'll take to the streets if I have to. I'll pass out hand bills if I have to. I'll spray paint walls, signs, and bridges. I'll stage flash mobs. I'll do whatever it takes to get people to think, and question liberal authority.

Media Waxes Romantic about President Hussein

(Traitors to our country waving the Hammer-n-Sickle at an Obominator Rally)

Well, now it starts. For the next eight years we are going to be bombarded with the name and face of President Hussein. For eight years we are going to have to hear the journalist choirs singing the glories of the "New Camelot" where ever we go.

LocomotiveBreath1901 shares the same sentiment. [link]

I say eight years, because my own Republican Party is in such disarray, filled with so many loosers, perverts, geriatrics, moderates, secret society spooks, and crooks that they are never again going to gain ascendancy in national politics, not within 30 years. I totally predict that President Broke O'baminator will serve two full terms, because the Republican Party can't tell its own A* from a hole in the ground.

PURGE THE PARTY, DAMMIT.

I'm so incredibly pissed off right now. Especially by all this baloney about McCain offering to mediate differences between the parties. McCain can go blow his moderate Marxist Republicanism-lite out a small hole. He doesn't speak for me, nor does he speak for many, many conservative commentators who voiced their dissapproval over his nomination to begin with.

With moderates like McCain, why even HAVE a Republican Party to begin with? Just join it up with the Democrat Party and be done with it. Just make us a one-party system like any other Marxist nation in history.

Obama Says "Don't Be Selfish"

Gimme Dat Ole Time Religion!

Brother, Can You Spare Some Change?

Worth A Thousand Words

Here's a spoof of a popular "Hussein"

poster going around these days.

Al Qaida Endorses Barrack "Hussein" Obama

During a recent Muslim celebratory feast, shindig, soiree, clambake, or whatever the heck you want to call their paganism, an important Al-Qaida cleric video taped a prayer, saying "O God, humiliate Bush and his party, O Lord of the Worlds, degrade and defy him..."

Another example of the so-called "peaceful Islam." Read the story here: [link]

During the upcoming Christmas holiday, this is what I'M going to pray

"Almighty JEHOVA-GOD, protect us from the Satanic terrorists of Islam, unsheath the Sword of Abraham to vanquish the enemies of Isreal."

The United States of "Duh."

My wife and I were watching the current season of The Great Race this evening. What we saw left us R.T.F.L.O.A.O. ("rolling on the floor laughing our a* off").

One of the destinations in this week's stage of the race is Cambodia. One of the teams is a pair of college fraternity brothers. As they read the papers that told them to go to Cambodia, one of our erstwhile heroes exclaimed in dispair:

"Cambodia?! Where the hell is Cambodia?!"

His partner looked at him in disbelief.

"It's in Asia, you dumb a* !" the partner said.

Our first hero said "shut up! I didn't go to a fancy private school like you did..."

As if that wasn't enough, later in the program another contestant addressed a Cambodian local as "Senior" (as in "Si, senior.") My wife and I were absolutely incredulous. This must have been something they wrote into the show. We just can't believe that our fellow Americans can be so spontaneously and magnanimously stupid.

Chalk up another one for our socialist ed-joo-ma-kay-shen system.

Republican Party Full of Loosers

In the last post, I mentioned the McCain volunteer who said she got beat up. Now she admits she faked it.

• Police questions McCain volunteer. [link]

It seems that there are no end to the absolute idiots in my own Republican party who pull stupid stuff like this. We're already in a close election, we've had to deal with gay Republicans in restrooms, Republican Congresspeople turning down re-election because of frustration with graft in the party, Republican leaders who can't come up with a coherent, realistic policy about Iraq, and the list goes on.

Jesus! I want so much to support The Republican Party -- when are we going to purge it? When are we going to get rid of all the perverts, alzheimers cases, and morons? I'm willing to lay odds that the G.O.P. is going to loose a lot of power in this year's election and they're going to loose big.

Not to be deterred, there is still plenty of Liberal hate acts to discuss:

• Obama thugs use harassment to censor TV ad.
  
• Obama thugs threaten free speech.
  
• Obama thugs try to block Palin motorcade.
  
• Obama thugs torch McCain sign.
  
• Obama thugs harass Clinton supporter.
  
• Obama thugs use flash-mobs to smear people.
  
• Obama thugs bully hotel over McCain sign.
  
• Obama thugs threaten California lawyer.
  
• Obama thugs bully bloggers online.
• Obama thugs force mentally disabled patient to vote against McCain.
• Obama thugs in Missouri D.A. office will arrest and prosecute Obama critics.
• Obama thugs strategically disrupt Palin speech.
• Obama thugs attack Chicago radio host.
• Obama thugs shut down talk show.
• Obama thugs force censorship of NRA ads.
• Obama thugs get nasty with Kurta over Ayers connection.
  

Viscious Liberal Hate Hypocrisy

A couple more examples of Liberal Hate Hypocrisy:

• Liberal criminal beats the crap out of McCain volunteer. [link]

• Liberals shoot up home of Republican manager. [link]
  

All I can say is this: If any Liberal Hate Hypocrite tries any of this with me or my house, they'll meet the business end of my two body guards: Smith and Wesson.

Feeding Time In Congress

1000 Dead This Year In Juarez

Six people are gunned down at a party in Ciudad Juarez, just across from El Paso.

Read it at CNN News. [link]

Mass genocidal drug cartels -- crossing the border to a neighborhood near you.

Chicano Gold Polutes American Forest Lands.

Guess what folks? I'm going to say something liberal! I'm going to complain about pollution in our National Forests!

Not only that, I'm going to complain about all the toxic waste that MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS leave behind from their clandestine marijuana cultivation in our PURE, AMERICAN forest lands. It's an issue that is getting dangerous.

Of course, all the enviro-nazi's in this country care about is blocking drilling in the A.N.W.A.R. area. If anyone dares speak up against Mexican trash in our forests, I'm sure they'll be pegged as "racist." Go figure.

• Read about it at Associated Press. [link]

• Article by Join Together Foundation. [link]

Honey, I Don't Think It's Szechuan Cuisine...

People's Milk Mustache Workers' Party

The latest news from the provinces in China is that several children have gotten kidney stones from melamine laced milk produced by Red Chinese dairies. Thousands more children are sick from drinking the poisoned milk.

Ah, yes. Glorious socialist progress.

Obaminators Desperate For Votes

Volunteers who support the Obomination are scraping the bottom of the barrel for votes in Ohio, one of the key battle-ground states. They gathered up as many people as they could find from homeless shelters, soup kitchens, and drug re-habs so they could take them to register to vote.Ohio law allows voters to register and vote the same day without having to prove their bona-fides.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,433681,00.html

In this embarassing situation we see history repeat itself. Democrats in the deep South relied on bum-voting after the Civil War, in some places buying drinks for voters. (This led to many towns passing laws that closed saloons on voting day.) Tamany Hall in New York City grabbed immigrants right off the boat, gave them jobs and apartments in return for their votes in city elections.

Now that George Soros has bought the Democrat party, it follows that Democrats are headed out to buy votes. Desperation like this could actually be a good sign they can't get enough support in key states. Which means good news for Republicans.