Friday, February 01, 2008

Pharisees and Saducees #2

JOHN KERRY
OUT HUNTING,
RIFLE IN HAND.



So-Called Islamic "Peace" #20

In all the years I went to church and to Sunday School, never once did I hear my pastor tell me to brainwash women and teens into committing suicide bomb attacks against innocent people in crowded market places, just like insurgents are now doing in Iraq. Yet liberals across America call Christianity a "hate" religion, and hailing Islam as a "peaceful" religion.

Because Coalition forces have so few women assigned to work the security units, Islamic-Iraqi insurgents have been using women and teens to run suicide bombing missions. Read it here in the article at Yahoo! News. [link] I fail to understand how anyone can call that a religion of peace.

Of course, people from the Leftist Defeatocrat Traitor Lobby holler that these people are defending their country from our invasion. My answer is that our invasion was to defend American from their terrorism. I really don't care whether W.M.D. were found or not. I support our troops because the Islamic world needs to know that after 9-11, American will do what America needs to do, in defending our interests and the safety of our people.

Regardless of what Liberal Traitors want to call our presence in Iraq, there's one thing I can assure you -- we won't be sending mentally handicapped women into a market with explosives strapped to their chests, rigged to go off by remote control. That's what the insurgents did this week. My pastor never taught me such cowardice.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

I Mean, Like, OhmiGawd.......


I've been watching the game show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" this evening. The guest celebrity contestant tonight was Kellie Pickler, country music artist and recent participant in American Idol.

One of the questions posed during the show ran as follows: "Budapest is the capitol of what European country."

Kelly replied, "Ummm....this might be a stupid question, but I thought Europe WAS a country..."

D'oh !!

Later in the show when the topic was France, she said "I didn't know France was a country..."

The sweet little Southern belle is cute as a bug in a rug, and I absolutely adore her music, but Lord have mercy...she's dumber than a sack full of hammers. The whole thing just made me sad. Miss Pickler is a product of our so-called "modern" education system, formed around Pinko Moonbat Socialist academic theory effluviated upon us since the 1940's. When I see such stupid adults running around like that, I fear for the future of this country.

All is not lost, however. With that Mega-Watt smile and her effervescent charm, maybe we should consider her for the post of U.N. ambassador, right alongside such political experts and intellectual luminaries as George "Moonie" Clooney.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Buffalo Bill: Bullish on Barack

It seems that former President Big Nose has lost favor with some African American voters. In recent weeks he had been making sarcastic remarks about Barack Obama and his record.

Blacks are not happy about this.

"I was surprised to hear him make a comment like that, because I thought he understood our people better," said Yvette Wider, who will vote for Obama in Saturday's South Carolina primary. "It made me think he's been playing us all this time."

See the article in The Washington Post. [link]

Well ma'am, I hate to break this to you, but YES -- he's played EVERYONE the whole time. The cigars and the blue dress should have been the first clue.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Detroit Mayor Called On The Carpet.

Democrats, the so-called "party of tolerance," apparently can't tolerate people who blow the whistle on their peccadilloes.

The Detroit Police department began looking into evidence of various improprieties involving Democrat Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. The investigators were immediately fired. Enter lawsuit. One-Adam-Twelve, see the runaway jury as they rule overwhelmingly in favor of the fired investigators, and hand them a multi million dollar award.

It seems there is a little bit of justice out there, after all. Catch this article here at USA Today for background info, and then watch this video about racy Blackberry messages between the Mayor and his aide. [link]

Naturally, the liberal press pays scant attention to this Democrat scandal, demoting it to back page status, while they shamelessly herald and trumpet every instance a Republican scratches the seat of his pants. I'm not surprised, of course.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Politics, Southern Style

A secretive group who insists they are unaffiliated with Mike Huckabee's campaign is the source behind huge waves of mudslinging, slanderous robo-calls to voters in recent primaries, libeling McCain and Romney. While denying any connection, Huckabee's campaign insists they can't stop them.

How convenient.

There has been considerable press coverage lately linking Huckabee to dirty campaign tactics. That kind of thing will instantly sour me toward a candidate, my reason being that if they conduct themselves that way in public, I can assume they conduct themselves that way in office as well -- lies, slander, and dirty tricks.

That's not public service.

Like many voters, at the moment I am undecided about which Republican candidate I really prefer. While I don't know who I want to support just yet, I definitely know who I won't.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Moony Clooney Now An Ambassador.

In a recent article by CNN it was mentioned that the U.N. Secretary General appointed George Clooney to be an "ambassador of peace."

This development follows the usual trend, where movie stars are afforded the status of political genius if they spout enough liberal propaganda over time. Only in America can celebrity qualify a person for the complexities of international law and politics. What's next -- Natalie Maines in the White House, because she's such an expert also?

So, Mr. Clooney --
  • How do you propose to improve the industrial infrastructure of Darfur?
  • Have you led any kind of legal investigations into the rampant corruption of the Hugo Chavez administration?
  • Should the Federal Reserve system bail out mortgage institutions in the wake of the sub-prime fiasco?
  • Can you calculate the long term effects of the drain on our welfare system, should illegal immigrations trends continue unabated?
  • Have you done any campaigning or press junkets to solve the plight of Tibetan dissidents in Chinese prisons who get their innards ripped out, for sale on the international black market?
Yeah, I thought so.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

American Beauty.


In an earlier post, I mentioned how the people of Belgium really had their panties twisted tight because their current beauty queen could not speak dutch, among the seven other languages she speaks. There was such a scandal, many demanded she release her crown.

Here in a America, we should be so lucky.

Kumari Fullbright is a former beauty queen and law student. She is also charged with kidnapping and assault.

She alleges her ex-boyfriend stole some jewelry from her, so she had a couple of male acquaintances kidnap him and rough him over. She gave him several scratches and bites. The ex broke free and charges were filed.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/02/national/main3665765.shtml

The Judge's Chamber Of Horror.

Cleveland Curcuit Court Judge John B. Hagler Jr., a DEMOCRAT, made a tape recording of horrific sounds of torture. His secretary found it, and turned it in. Investigators say it's not real, and there was no crime, but many people wonder. Mr. Hagler recently resigned the bench, in the face of pending disciplinary action.

Read about it in these articles here:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080103/ap_on_re_us/judge_fantasy_tape
http://chattanoogan.com/articles/article_118527.asp

Let's not forget Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson - a DEMOCRAT - and his infamous under the counter "penis pump."

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1161419/posts

It makes me wonder just what other creepiness goes on underneath the dark robes of authority in our nation. Especially under DEMOCRAT robes, since they are always the advocates of "letting it all hang out" and other such liberal hippie sentiment.

Friday, December 28, 2007

This Is Just Too Much.

I ended up Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @#% Off when I came across this one.

Folks, it seems that some of the barristas working at Starbuck's Coffee believe they are being oppressed. They're feeling downtrodden. Pouring liquid into a cup all day is such horrible, awful work.

Let me introduce you to......(drum roll, please).....THE STARBUCKS UNION! [link]

I'm dead serious -- I am not making this up. I came across it today in a web search. Yes friends, we need to help our coffee pouring comrades in their fight for easier working conditions! We must have compensation for chipped nails! Onward, labor, onward!

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HAPPY "CULTURALLY-SIGNIFICANT DAY" SEASON!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Swallowing Camels, Straining At Gnats.


Jesus railed against the Pharisees, who would nit-pick at trivialities in Rabbinical protocol and then ignore weightier matters of the law.

In a time when conservatives need to be closing ranks and helping one another, they are instead imploding into a mess of accusation and recrimination over minor matters, while liberals and liberal organizations all across America literally get away with murder. (For example, there is the fact that workers for P.E.T.A. repeatedly get caught killing animals in their euthanasia death vans, then dumping massive amounts of dead pets into public waste receptacles, creating a bio-hazard pollution problem that GreenPeace would throw fits over.) Let's not forget the multi million dollar salaries that some members of the P.E.T.A. executive ranks earn. Who's making account of where it comes from? Why isn't any of it going to save animals?

Rather than focus our conservative efforts in exposing liberal corruption and fraud, we are instead attacking churches and pastors. I'm referring of course to the recent probes by Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, chasing after evangelicals like a man possessed. Our generals are stabbing our own Praetorian Guard in the back, rather than fighting off the Huns and Visigoths clamoring at our gates. Now grant you, there may be a number of churches who just might really need to be audited, be let the liberals do all that. Why waste our time on it, when we can let liberals waste theirs?

Just how thoroughly are conservatives going after LIBERAL CORRUPTION? It's very easy to find, all we have to do is look.

Let me refer you to this humorous article by Michele Malkin, about recent liberal corruption scandals. These are scandals that for some reason have been "put on ice" by conservatives, when really we should be hounding them to the ends of the earth.

Islamic Capital Crime -- Getting A Manicure

If a sweet, innocent bride in Iraq wants to look pretty on her wedding day, she has to do it in secret. She has to get her beauty work done in underground, back alley salons. If she gets caught, local Islamo-Nazi's will blow her up. If they're in a good mood, they'll only shoot her.

Read about the thriving underground beauty salon industry in Iraq, in this article by Yahoo News.

In "The Art of War," philosopher Sun Tzu wrote: "If your enemy is quick to anger, seek to infuriate him."

Since we see that the beauty of women makes the Jihadi-Nazi's so angry, we must do all we can to help Islamic women get what they need to beautify themselves as much as possible. We need to be flooding Iraq with VOGUE and COSMOPOLITAN by the plane-load. We need to open up bikini boutiques and bridal shops. We need to send them lingerie and prom dresses. We need to get Jose Eber to pack up his scissors and blow dryer and parachute him behind enemy lines.

In the 1960's, American Liberals chanted "question authority" as their mantra. Maybe it's time we spread that abroad. Liberals should be on the front lines of questioning authority in Iraq, they should be marching the streets throwing around shampoo samples. A little known fact of history is that few autocratic regimes can survive the mass disapproval of their women. Empires rise and fall on the support of their wives, mothers, and sisters.

Lipstick Divas of the Iraqi people, arise!

"Just Say No."

For those of you who are tempted to give in to the excesses of the pop star lifestyle, Nelly Furtado has some wonderful advice.



Thursday, December 20, 2007

Western Decadence, Part Two.

In earlier posts I discussed how we should do to militant Wahabins within Islam the very same things that atheistic liberals do to Christian authority. Corrupt them with modern culture.

Let me introduce you to a pair of singers who call themselves "Milk and Honey."

When you click on the embeded videos below, you'll see that they are aptly named. Yowza. These young ladies are becoming successful singing Arabic hip-hop (for lack of a better description of the genre.) This is the kind of thing I am talking about. We need more of this stuff, tons more, and we need to saturate the Taliban world with it, BY THE PLANE LOAD.



Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Pharisee Chavez

Whenever you deal with any kind of left wing government that is always visibly critical of the United States, inevitably you will always find a white-washed sepulchre piled to the brim with filth, rot, and bones.

In recent days, loyal supporters of Hugo Chavez and his socialist administration have been calling for him to come clean about rampant corruption. They are publicly calling upon him to "cleanse the inner vessel." Chavez is refusing, naturally, just like any bombastic communist blow-hard would do.

Read about it in this article at The Miami Herald.

It remains up to us as right wing bloggers to publicly call out such baloney and shenanigans, because the liberal journalists in America sure won't do it. They're too busy trying to ram through congress laws specifically designed to silence conservative bloggers and conservative talk radio.

So Called "Glorious Socialist Progress" #19

In recent days, Chinese authorities have cracked down on Internet dissidents, ahead of the impending government sponsored mass advertisement called the "Olympic Games."

Read about the plight of Mr. Wang Dejia, who was recently arrested for his words on the internet, in this article at Yahoo! News.

It makes me laugh, just how COWARDLY the Soviet Chinese government is.

They're so afraid of people who criticize them on the Internet, they arrest them all and jail them indefinitely, without habeas corpus or timely trial, and they execute many. The only crime these people are guilty of is words on a computer screen. The big, mighty, glorious, "progressive" socialist state of China is afraid of mere words, the way a little child fears shadows in the closet.

While police departments around the world deal with REAL criminals like murderers and drug traffickers, China cares more about executing students, poets, and philosophers. The real injustice is that we continue to pour billions of dollars of trade into their pockets, then issue mamby-pamby resolutions in the U.N. reprimanding North Korea for the same things we ignore in China.

Such hypocrisy boggles the mind.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Congressional Inquiries Into "Waterboarding."

Sacre Bleu! Such Scandal!

It seems the Burgomeisters over in Belgium are choking on their chocolates, because a disaster has occured. They have crowned a Miss Belgium who doesn't understand a lick of Dutch. She speaks only French, Czech, and English. (Oh, is THAT all....) Now just what is the world coming to, these days?

Read the article at Yahoo! News.

They should count themselves lucky, really. Thanks to our illustrious, communist-filled education establishment, OUR beauty queens can barely even speak their OWN language. (Have a heart.... Ebonics isn't easy, you know!)

I hope they haven't done a background check -- they just might find her posing nude in Playboy with one of OUR beauty queens, after a night in the tank for D.U.I.

Someone I'd Like You To Meet.

Several years ago, I was working at Clear Channel Communications here in the Oklahoma City Metro. I served at WKY and KTOK as a lowly, humble control board operator. During my time there I had the wonderful opportunity to observe Mike McCarville in action on his radio program a number of times.

Mike is one of those rare gems who can really get down to the brass tacks on conservative issues, yet still maintain an "aw shucks" kind of folksy demeanor to balance it all out. He has a wonderful sense of humor. As I watched him and listened to him on a number of occasions, I thought to myself that he really should get some national attention. I noticed that nowadays he is being carried much farther around, and I hope the trend continues.

In the mean time, please be sure to take a gander at his blog:

http://wwwtmrcom.blogspot.com/

Monday, December 10, 2007

WHAT IF?......


"It was me, the gunman, and God." [link]

That's how volunteer security guard Jeanne Assam described the crucial instant she drew her small side arm, facing down a psychotic assassin carrying assault weapons.

The recent shooting deaths at New Life Church in Colorado Springs underscores the obvious. What if no one was there, with a licensed side arm, to stop the killer the way Mz. Assam did? What if?

The pastor of the congregation credits Jeanne with saving at least 100 lives, through her bravery that day.

If our laws prevented Mz. Assam from carrying her weapon, 100 people may have died.

This is why I believe in my Constitutional right to bear arms -- to protect myself and my loved ones, the way this lady protected the public.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

They Said It, I Didn't (#4)

Civil rights activist Andrew Young recently said, and I quote:

"[Bill] Clinton has probably gone with more black women than Barack [Obama]..."


Read the article HERE. [link]

At least he hasn't driven a car off a bridge with a secretary inside.

Illiterate Degenerate.

I was goofing off on the internet today. It's interesting the kind of things you can find. For instance, the whiny bitch-fit Kanye West threw when he didn't get any awards at a recent ceremony.

Kanye West backstage tantrum at VMA'S.

Not much to see on it, but the audio track is a perfect example of his arrogant crudeness.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More So-Called Chinese "Progress"

When you buy a Turkey this holiday, read the label carefully. If it's from China, don't touch it.

In a recent article at Yahoo News, Chinese authorities admitted to having shipped turkeys to the U.S. that had been fed with lead and date rape drugs.

You just gotta love such glorious Socialist "progress."


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

More Than He Bargained For.

It seems that Barack Obama is having some trouble dealing with women, these days. He has described Oprah's audience as mindless zombies. Nowadays he's engaging in a nasty war of words with Hillary.

From what I have seen, any time you go head to head with irritating, bossy, abrasive women, you'll loose. Barack should be careful. He just may end up listed on the "Clinton Trail of Death," right up there next to Vince Foster and various dead luminaries in Arkansas. People who cross the Clintons have a strange way of dying under questionable circumstances.

At the very least, Hillary will definitely raise her fur and bare her claws if Barack doesn't watch it.

The Body Count Lingers.

October 12 marked the tenth anniversary of the strange death of Ron Miller, the Norman, Oklahoma businessman whose unexplained death prevented his testimony before a committee of the U.S. House of Representatives. His testimony would have led to, at the very least, severe embarrassment to the Clinton Administration, especially Clinton’s ex-Chief of Staff Thomas F. McLarty and the first lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton....[full article here]
Ghosts of the past keep haunting. It seems the "Clinton Trail of Death" stretched here into Oklahoma, which is something I hadn't realized until I read the above article at The Oklahoma Constitution. For those of you who are not familiar with the "Clinton Trail of Death," here is a link or two to help you get familiar with those events.